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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

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Have you done worse?

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53 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Before anyone gets any ideas, I'm gonna file a bar complaint against the next lawyer I see say something like "the only acceptable remedy is at the ballot box." 

why even have a trial by jury when we can just let "the american people decide"?

 

12 minutes ago, yoladu said:

why even have a trial by jury when we can just let "the american people decide"?

 

"the electoral college"

Who didn't see this coming? Nobody wants to be the one to step up to do what's right and take the scrutiny (except that poor kid that missed in Philadelphia), so the can just keeps getting kicked down the corruption road until no justice is ever served. 

There was a 0% chance that he’d get sentenced to any jail time before the election.  If he got sentenced to a year probation prior to the election then that’s a MAGA win and they’d all say he did nothing wrong.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're saying all lawyers are going to end up sad lumberjacks not being able to practice law in the forest? I'm not going to lie, the comparison here isn't entirely clear to me. Then again, I stopped watching that shitshow after season 3. 

no, I was talking more about the vigilante killer taking out the criminals that fall through the cracks. the premise seemed far fetched my first watch through. seems a lot more plausible now

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the grift never ends …..

Trump’s eldest sons — Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump — have been teasing their plans to unveil a crypto startup called World Liberty Financial for weeks. 

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/06/trump-family-crypto-startup-00177566

 

"World Liberty Financial?"  Sorry.  I have all of my funds committed to a much more credible and trustworthy enterprise.

 

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Although I admit, it came down to a horserace between WTF and

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World Liberty Financial never even made it to the table in my eyes.

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

koo kooka choo! 

26 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Honestly, I’m not mad at the Judge.

Avoids further martyrdom

Trump loses, and as a final fuck you gets a severe sentence.

Delicious.

 
 
 

Such a weird flex. A business attempting to protect its inventory/product from unnecessary breakage, and shitboi protests. Weird. W E E E E E R D.

what the actual fuck y'all?

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Edit:  Brisket beat me

 

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Putting in the man-hours.

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Eleven presidents from the end of WWII to dotard and a 12th with Biden prevented WWIII. Seems to be pretty easy thing to do. 

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11 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Trump loses, and as a final fuck you gets a severe sentence.

Delicious.

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There’s got to be a market for a (clearly labeled as such) AI golden shower porn video starring turnip and his cast of sycophantic sloots.

Ending with a reenactment of the Bill Hicks bit, with Barbara Bush dropping her drawers, (and her wrinkled labia dropping to her knees, like a ball-less scrotum) and then fade to shag-brown.

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

The fonz is a cool follow.

Heyyy.

On 9/6/2024 at 1:18 PM, wildcat09 said:

Before anyone gets any ideas, I'm gonna file a bar complaint against the next lawyer I see say something like "the only acceptable remedy is at the ballot box." 

Let’s be clear here friendo - if you are talking about limiting my access to old fashioneds, I’d strongly reconsider. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the grift never ends …..

 

Strong candidate for ugly sweater contests this year, if he loses 

43 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

While we all certainly deserve a fun conspiracy theory.... How was this staged? People died. He was obviously bleeding from his ear. 

There's a lot of very weird stuff surrounding what happened, with the weirdest being Trump and team Trump not wanting to ever talk about it. But staged? No.

For fuck's sake, it wasn't staged.

lol at the notion that turnip gives a single shit about folks who attend his rallies. I have no idea what really happened, and I am not claiming it was staged, merely pushing back against the idea turnip is above killing someone for political gain. I don’t think the death of an attendee is proof it wasn’t  staged. This man, and those who support him, are amoral.

I'm sorry, but the Secret Service is not going to murder someone at POTUS' command, and nobody is going to sign up to be murdered.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry, but the Secret Service is not going to murder someone at POTUS' command, and nobody is going to sign up to be murdered.

I agree with your second statement absolutely, but I only find your first statement true generally.

If you think, as I do, that Pence refusing to get into the SS vehicle on 1/6 is an indictment of some secret service members, then we have begun a conversation on moral relativism among treasury employees, and, as I stated I do not know what really happened. Neither do you.

The Secret Service now serves under Joe Biden's administration.  There is no fucking way they could get full buy-in from an entire team to stage an assassination attempt AND murder a volunteer.

My uncle was just as far up the Secret Service as you could get, and while he's a total shitbag, he would not murder someone.  Ever.  There is no way.

Since when are our Blu-Anon meetings on Sundays?

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The Secret Service now serves under Joe Biden's administration.  There is no fucking way they could get full buy-in from an entire team to stage an assassination attempt AND murder a volunteer.

My uncle was just as far up the Secret Service as you could get, and while he's a total shitbag, he would not murder someone.  Ever.  There is no way.

I am not suggesting total buy in, and I am not casting aspersions on your uncle. Apologies if it felt that way.

The SS did not take the shot. However, I no longer trust the SS without reservation. Neither, apparently, did Pence. Similarly, I no longer trust the military without reservation. (Brother Flynn, for example). There are magats in the military. It does not strain credulity to say there are magats in the SS, despite the election of Biden.

I regret that in my argument to say we have no certainty about what led to the deaths of rally attendees it sounds like I am arguing the fix was in, because there is no evidence of that. What evidence we do have, however, does not make me think the fix could not have been in.

 

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I'm not a big conspiracy guy at all.  I don't think it was staged but, like everything in dotard's orbit, there is something really wonky and weird about it. 

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I am not suggesting total buy in, and I am not casting aspersions on your uncle. Apologies if it felt that way.

The SS did not take the shot.

Wait, what?  What shot?  The Secret Service absolutely killed the guy who shot Trump.

No worries about my uncle, like I said, he's a shitbag.  He did however guard a POTUS and rose to a regional director position.  As little as I feel about him, I am quite sure it would be impossible to get that kind of buy-in ESPECIALLY without occupying the Oval Office.  Even then it would be the longest of long shots.

trump’s detail arent his hand picked guys ?

true loyalist ?

My mistake, you are right about the death of the shooter. I was focused on the shooter who killed the trumper.

Sadly, Mr Jazz, I do not share your certainty. Which, I suppose, sums up my reasons for posting what I have. There is nothing I would put past turnip and those who do support him.

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