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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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I half expect him to get convicted of something like tax fraud, get sentenced to house arrest, and then run in 2024 and get the nomination anyway.

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I don't think he has any plans of running in 2024. I think he plans to talk about it plenty, i think he plans on fundraising for it plenty, but if he can get the attention without actually having to do the work on the backend, that's good enough for Trump. 

3 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Let's go, heart disease, let's go!!!

+1 - coincidentally my same hope for Jerry Jones

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump will run for president while in prison if he has to. 

As long as he can fundraise and then pocket the money 

Trump is showing that primary polling data to his creditors and, ahem...overseas "investors" and saying "float me that extension for 3 more years and 2024-2028 you can write your own policies."

PSA: Trump Tower in Atlantic City, NJ is scheduled to be imploded at 8 AM CST tomorrow.

11 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

PSA: Trump Tower in Atlantic City, NJ is scheduled to be imploded at 8 AM CST tomorrow.

Gonna let you off with a warning this time, but all times are to be posted in EST.

On 2/13/2021 at 1:05 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump's failed border wall leaves landscape in disarray.
 

 

 

LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE BROWNIE, AND DESPAIR!

5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

As long as he can fundraise and then pocket the money 

I promise you...right now...as we speak...Rudy Giuliani is looking into the FEC legality of using campaign donations for a prisoner's canteen account/court appeal costs.  

Trump will run for president while in prison if he has to. 

At least since we're not in Louisiana he wouldn't actually win.

Every.single.accusation. 
 

 

Was it the 9 minutes of press conference time Trump did on cans of soup?  I mean, I'm fucking crazy and half drunk and I only have like 2-3 minutes of soup material and I do a lot of corporate gigs for Progresso. 

7 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I half expect him to get convicted of something like tax fraud, get sentenced to house arrest, and then run in 2024 and get the nomination anyway.

100%

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was it the 9 minutes of press conference time Trump did on cans of soup?  I mean, I'm fucking crazy and half drunk and I only have like 2-3 minutes of soup material and I do a lot of corporate gigs for Progresso. 

This soup is for my family.

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Was it the 9 minutes of press conference time Trump did on cans of soup?  I mean, I'm fucking crazy and half drunk and I only have like 2-3 minutes of soup material and I do a lot of corporate gigs for Progresso. 

 

20 hours ago, Blotto said:

I don't think he has any plans of running in 2024. I think he plans to talk about it plenty, i think he plans on fundraising for it plenty, but if he can get the attention without actually having to do the work on the backend, that's good enough for Trump. 

At the least he will be a spokesman for hire for any republican candidate that pays him a speaking fee.

 

18 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This all seems important.
 

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Sweet.  WHY THE FUCK IS THIS JUST HAPPENING NOW?!?!?

Sweet.  WHY THE FUCK IS THIS JUST HAPPENING NOW?!?!?

(Four years from now)
“Things are heating up into the investigation of the Trump family crime syndicate, as newly elected President Trump again takes office...”.
8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sweet.  WHY THE FUCK IS THIS JUST HAPPENING NOW?!?!?

america, we know how badly you want this to happen, but we had power to transfer, an impeachment trial to run, the republican party to murder, and mitch mcconnell to frame for it.  we're swamped!

1 hour ago, Red Five said:


(Four years from now)
“Things are heating up into the investigation of the Trump family crime syndicate, as newly elected President Trump again takes office...”.

Sadly, the odds of that happening are probably better than 50/50.

 

So sad to see that casino get demolished.  Perfect analogy though for what his handlers thought a Trump Presidency would be, "A Controlled Demolition"...instead it was just sublime chaos.  

In all the billions and billions of world and realities in this universe and all the ones before and after it...there's only one guy that somehow bankrupted the same casino twice and got impeached twice.  Talk about shitty odds.  

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sweet.  WHY THE FUCK IS THIS JUST HAPPENING NOW?!?!?

As stated elsewhere, I think Vance is mostly a political hack and usually couldn't be trusted to do this right.  For example, he was Manhattan DA for six years and left Trump alone. because the winds didn't blow that way.

However, leaving office, Trump has lost all his claims to executive privilege which means the tax return and other financial document spice is about to flow.

Until that spice started to flow, there wasn't a lot of point in hiring forensic accountants and experts whose puirpose is to analyze it and develop the evidence and the case for tax fraud or whatever other financial crimes he can be charged with.

It looks like Vance is making every effort on this and should be applauded.

The tacit admission that your office doesn't have the horsepower to indict this case is a big deal and a positive indicator, imo.

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I’ll always be here for trashy gossip and dunking on a child’s diet. I can relate to the ketchup ‘pop’, though.

 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

The tacit admission that your office doesn't have the horsepower to indict this case is a big deal and a positive indicator, imo.

Can they structure compensation with incentives, i.e. $$$ for convictions?

Kinda like when the plaintiff's attorneys footed the bill for TX vs. Big Tobacco.

6 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Can they structure compensation with incentives, i.e. $$$ for convictions?

Kinda like when the plaintiff's attorneys footed the bill for TX vs. Big Tobacco.

Well the one guy they hired, the lawyer, I think is a straight-up hire.  The consultants are some form of hourly, I suppose, hopefully not straight billing.

On civil things, having incentive-laden compensation is fine, even desirable.

As much as everyone would like to get Trump, I think conviction incentives in a criminal prosecution set a horrible precedent.

is this where shit like this goes? Would there be interest in an "Illegal/wrong/immoral things Trump did while in office" thread?

 

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I call bullshit.  I mean, maybe he made the offer in jest or to show-off, but I'd like to see the confirmed source that CNN has.  Surely after all the time he spent on AF1 going to/from golf courses, at some point---Trump noticed the giant American flags on his own plane.  How did he think that was going to go over whilst flying above North Korea?  I mean, could you blame a North Korean military ATC officer saying, "Okay, so you're Donald Trump and you're flying home with our Dear Leader?  Yeah, uh...no."  and then trying to shoot it down.  And then, in South Park voice, "Goddamit, this is Kim Jung Un...I am on this goddamn plane.  Now lower the anti-aircraft weapons and let us fucking land.  You got any idea how fucking busy I am you cock-sucker.  I'm gonna use those fucking anti-aircraft guns to shoot your ass after I land and take a dump."  

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

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I call bullshit.  I mean, maybe he made the offer in jest or to show-off, but I'd like to see the confirmed source that CNN has.  Surely after all the time he spent on AF1 going to/from golf courses, at some point---Trump noticed the giant American flags on his own plane.  How did he think that was going to go over whilst flying above North Korea?  I mean, could you blame a North Korean military ATC officer saying, "Okay, so you're Donald Trump and you're flying home with our Dear Leader?  Yeah, uh...no."  and then trying to shoot it down.  And then, in South Park voice, "Goddamit, this is Kim Jung Un...I am on this goddamn plane.  Now lower the anti-aircraft weapons and let us fucking land.  You got any idea how fucking busy I am you cock-sucker.  I'm gonna use those fucking anti-aircraft guns to shoot your ass after I land and take a dump."  

It was first reported by the BBC and the source was Matthew Pottinger, the top Asia expert on Trump's National Security Council: "President Trump offered Kim a lift home on Air Force One. The president knew that Kim had arrived on a multi-day train ride through China into Hanoi and the president said: 'I can get you home in two hours if you want.' Kim declined."

I have ZERO doubt that occurred.  It's exactly something he would do.

This fucking guy 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

This fucking guy 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I call bullshit.  I mean, maybe he made the offer in jest or to show-off, but I'd like to see the confirmed source that CNN has. 

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What, Rocketman had no interest in joining the Mile High Club?  

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

This fucking guy 

 

 

 

Why didn't Donald just tweet it himself? 

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6 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Why didn't Donald just tweet it himself? 

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Kim declined.

I mean, he’d be a lunatic to accept. 

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I mean, he’d be a lunatic to accept. 

No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.

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