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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#41001
28 minutes ago, speed817 said:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!The guy at McDonald's tells Donald Trump what to do at the fry machine and he proceeds to do it wrong. Donald can't even follow basic instructions.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

 

potato head cooking fries is rather morbid 

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#41002
The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

 

 

#41003
58 minutes ago, speed817 said:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!The guy at McDonald's tells Donald Trump what to do at the fry machine and he proceeds to do it wrong. Donald can't even follow basic instructions.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

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should go back to washing lettuce

#41004
13 minutes ago, speed817 said:
The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

 

 

that looks about right for a shitty serving of fries from mickey d's. all fucked up and about half full. they should offer him a position. he's a natural

#41010

Saw The Apprentice today. Great movie. I didn't think my loathing for Dotard could get any greater.  I was wrong. Multiple times I had to refrain from yelling fuck you, you orange piece of shit. 

#41012
Saw The Apprentice today. Great movie. I didn't think my loathing for Dotard could get any greater.  I was wrong. Multiple times I had to refrain from yelling fuck you, you orange piece of shit. 

How was Roy Cohn depicted? The HBO doc was pretty fucked up as was HBO’s Cohn biopic (with James Woods no less) and the AIDS movie (forgot name). Cohn was a malevolent influence on the US - evil incarnate from the Red Scare to helping criminals literally get away with murder.
#41014
11 hours ago, speed817 said:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!The guy at McDonald's tells Donald Trump what to do at the fry machine and he proceeds to do it wrong. Donald can't even follow basic instructions.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

 

 

#41016
7 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


How was Roy Cohn depicted? The HBO doc was pretty fucked up as was HBO’s Cohn biopic (with James Woods no less) and the AIDS movie (forgot name). Cohn was a malevolent influence on the US - evil incarnate from the Red Scare to helping criminals literally get away with murder.

Pretty much how he was in the movie as well. 

#41018
On 10/15/2024 at 10:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:
High AF

 

image.png.189e1f43e3076b262001871ddd369477.pngHow long do we have to stay here? 

 

image.png.c66ce836d974f80f1902311814d8914e.png My mom was right about you.

See if you can get one of  the Secret Service guys to shoot me.

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#41019
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

image.png.189e1f43e3076b262001871ddd369477.pngHow long do we have to stay here? 

 

image.png.c66ce836d974f80f1902311814d8914e.png My mom was right about you.

See if you can get one of  the Secret Service guys to shoot me.

“At least he’s white, like me.”

#41021
Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize.Joe Biden received the Presidential Medal of Freedom.Kamala Harris received Time Person of the Year.Donald Trump got a French Fry certification pin. 🤣

 

#41024
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize.Joe Biden received the Presidential Medal of Freedom.Kamala Harris received Time Person of the Year.Donald Trump got a French Fry certification pin. 🤣

 

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.

#41030
40 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Just saw this ad on headline news in my hotel room   

 

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The things Lindsey Graham is going to do that...I bet he already named his Humpy Pout.

#41032
50 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"Real Product!"

….sort of like a “Real Children’s Cancer Charity?”

It’s real, but it doesn’t mean that you’re not being grifted. 

#41033
6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Just saw this ad on headline news in my hotel room   

 

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I know Louis CK got cancelled and all, but damn, get a new agent sir

#41036
40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any scheduled meteors for austin that day? I might take a trip and see fam in SA that day if so

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

#41037
It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

Welcome to the belly of the beast!
#41038

As Trump’s manic episodes become more bizarre and frequent in the run up to the election, he’s becoming less inhibited in expressing his hatred for the military and minorities. From the latest reporting in The Atlantic:

Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the McCarthy investigation. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

 

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

 

 

#41039
43 minutes ago, royiv said:

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

 

they grew up, moved to the burbs and trump gave them the green light to be as racists as they want

austin doesn't exactly have a history of racial harmony 

#41040
45 minutes ago, royiv said:

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

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#41041
8 hours ago, gernblansten said:

The things Lindsey Graham is going to do that...I bet he already named his Humpy Pout.

He probably returned it when he found out that it doesn't have a dick.

#41042
38 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As Trump’s manic episodes become more bizarre and frequent in the run up to the election, he’s becoming less inhibited in expressing his hatred for the military and minorities. From the latest reporting in The Atlantic:

 

Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

 

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the McCarthy investigation. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

 

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

 

 

This sounds part is worse than Hitler's generals.

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Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

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#41044

What an asshole

 

NEW: After offering to pay for the funeral of fallen soldier Vanessa Guillen, Trump got angry and said “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a f*cking Mexican! Don't pay it." No money was ever received for the funeral. https://t.co/kYQyj8gDNR

 

#41045

Oh shit, I hadn't read the article.  He was talking about Guillen?  What a piece of shit.

Add it to the list of things that would bury any other candidate.

#41046
12 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

What an asshole

 

NEW: After offering to pay for the funeral of fallen soldier Vanessa Guillen, Trump got angry and said “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a f*cking Mexican! Don't pay it." No money was ever received for the funeral. https://t.co/kYQyj8gDNR

 

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#41047

I might need a break from the internet as I've repeatedly read it as, "Trump wants Hitler's genitals."

#41048
3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I might need a break from the internet as I've repeatedly read it as, "Trump wants Hitler's genitals."

Given the Arnold Palmer thing, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities.

#41050
28 minutes ago, royiv said:

Given the Arnold Palmer thing, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities.

Much cheaper. Hitler has only got one ball.

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(but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all)

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