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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#41051

Big Macs are still okay, right?

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#41053

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

#41054
2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

I feel like it’s not a bigger shock. It’s like the same shock we’ve already had dozens of times but are still shocked because it’s so jarring and contrary to societal norms as we knew it. Suckers and Losers was just as bad. Tear gassing peaceful protestors was worse. Vermin poisoning our country was worse. But normal people aren’t conditioned to handle this kind of shit this frequently from a fucking former and maybe again president. 

#41055
4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

Really? Refusing to pay something he promised, and saying shitty things about Mexicans or Mexican Americans is the most on-brand thing I can imagine.

#41056
3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Really? Refusing to pay something he promised, and saying shitty things about Mexicans or Mexican Americans is the most on-brand thing I can imagine.

I know, and Sydney is objectively correct that he's said worse about tons of people. But this one just hit a little different than most.

#41057

will rogan ask him - what's an appropriate price for burying a mexican ?

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#41059
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

Part of it was that he actually, astonishingly showed a bit of compassion by offering to help with the funeral.

Then completely in-character, stiffed them.

 

#41061
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

Didn't shock me at all. He's always been this horrible; he's so horrible the brain tries to forget how horrible he is as a coping mechanism.  It's his one skill- to be so shitty that you start to doubt his shittyness.  

 

Any time I relay something shitty he has done I to my Micheal Berry loving mom I have to pull multiple sources and she doesn't believe that either.

Insane times.

#41062
5 hours ago, royiv said:

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

Jones and the Ron Paul Revolution laid the ground work in the 90s (I say this as a former libertarian).

Musk and Rogan are here for tax reasons, although I'm sure Rogan is piggybacking off the large number of people whose vehicles sported an Infowars bumper sticker at some point in the past 25 years.

#41063
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

will rogan ask him - what's an appropriate price for burying a mexican ?

No he will ask both sides questions, say wow a hundred times, laugh after a bong rip, laugh after Trump is homophobic; sexist, racist etc and possibly hand Trump the election.

But he's a serious person that wasn't also a game show host over eating bugs; that also got kicked in the head a lot for fun: and is totally qualified to be a thought leader with valid opinions.

And is doing quite well finacially including buying up yoga studios I enjoyed. Sigh. 

#41064
6 hours ago, speed817 said:

Watch out for traffic in ATX on Friday.....

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May be an image of 1 person and text

 

If Trump is coming all the way to Texas for a single podcast, things must be far worse for him than we know.  It's obviously not about Texas, but it's another chance for him to say some really unhinged shit.

 

#41065
11 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

That quote needs to be on every billboard in Arizona and Nevada.

And the RGV. Actually all along the border, all over billboards in Houston, DFW, and San Antonio.

#41066
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the RGV. Actually all along the border, all over billboards in Houston, DFW, and San Antonio.

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#41067
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

It’s everything you’d expect from him. Racism, reneging, and not paying a bill, claiming it’s outrageous when it’s in line with what burials cost. 

#41068
On 10/21/2024 at 8:22 PM, 4th&Five said:

 

This is too perfect and horrifying for the state of this country right now.  The Simulation is on point.

#41070
15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s everything you’d expect from him. Racism, reneging, and not paying a bill, claiming it’s outrageous when it’s in line with what burials cost. 

Not when you already own the golf course.

#41071
2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

The line about Guillen's funeral is one of those things where you think nothing the guy could do could possibly shock you and then you realize fuck, you're wrong about that again.

Agree. He has said a lot of shit but something about this is just blatantly racist.

#41072
1 minute ago, F250 said:

Agree. He has said a lot of shit but something about this is just blatantly racist.

Not just racist, but anti-military.

#41073
5 hours ago, F250 said:

This sounds part is worse than Hitler's generals.

 

I agree. You think Trump knows Hitler’s generals tried to murder him three times?

#41074
4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I agree. You think Trump knows Hitler’s generals tried to murder him three times?

No. He thinks Tom Cruise tried to assassinate Hitler.

#41075
Just now, F250 said:

No. He thinks Tom Cruise tried to assassinate Hitler.

If they'd have only done the meeting in the bunker, Tom would've gotten the job done.  

#41076
5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Really? Refusing to pay something he promised, and saying shitty things about Mexicans or Mexican Americans is the most on-brand thing I can imagine.

Cross-posting, but Ana Navarro not having it.  

Ana Navarro not holding back and dropping f-bombs on CNN."You haven't been listening to the way [Donald Trump] talked about Judge Curiel, as 'just a Mexican.' You haven't been listening to the way he talked about Mexicans as criminals as rapists. You have forgotten when he said…

 

#41077
Donald Trump has tanned himself into something that has never appeared on any human in any continent during any October. You tough MAGA bros really gonna go for a guy who can’t even blend foundation? https://t.co/TUVok3FZpP

 

#41078

Stolen from Reddit - Orange toupee man depicted without Orange and without toup

IMO this looks like a Rush Trump mashup

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#41081
On 10/30/2024 at 4:20 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Donald Trump has tanned himself into something that has never appeared on any human in any continent during any October. You tough MAGA bros really gonna go for a guy who can’t even blend foundation? https://t.co/TUVok3FZpP

 

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#41085
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

He's just getting his maw ready for prison. Same as his dick jerking dance.

He looks like he’s singing Mammy. 

#41087

It's going to be tight. 

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#41088

Just so this doesn't get lost in the shuffle, he continues to fuck up simple things.

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#41090

'A story about a pathetic man's resounding victory' just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

#41093

I have every confidence it will become relevant again. If there is anything that fucking guy can do, it’s trip over his own dick.

#41095
2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It could also incriminate some of us during the Trump Retribution and Re-education Tour.  😀

I'll take my chances.

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