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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.
No, I don't think he would have.
What's in it for him? Maybe redirect to Mar-A- Lago.
it's all ratings and fixing Obama bad stuff he saw on TV. but mostly ratings.
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7 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.

The fuck he would. 

No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.
I actually don't think he's smart enough to do that. He offered him a ride as one wanna be authoritarian to an actual authofitarian.
9 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.

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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
9 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:
No shit. Even Trump would have redirected that flight straight to gitmo.

I actually don't think he's smart enough to do that. He offered him a ride as one wanna be authoritarian to an actual authofitarian.

True. So maybe KJU should have taken that gamble.  Air Force One may land in Pyongyang, but it ain't gonna take off again. 

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

True. So maybe KJU should have taken that gamble.  Air Force One may land in Pyongyang, but it ain't gonna take off again. 

Kim’s private shitter wouldn’t fit on the plane.

On 2/16/2021 at 2:15 PM, Blotto said:

I don't think he has any plans of running in 2024. I think he plans to talk about it plenty, i think he plans on fundraising for it plenty, but if he can get the attention without actually having to do the work on the backend, that's good enough for Trump. 

i thought that was the plan in 2016.

On 2/17/2021 at 7:59 AM, GopherRock said:

 

the way they can execute and engineer collapses like that so perfectly is amazing.

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fuck he would. 

This.  Can you imagine AF1 on the ramp in Pyongyang?  The Norks would have that thing in lock down before you could say, "USS Pueblo."

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They'd let Trump go with a big fancy love letter, keep the plane, smile and wave.  

This fucking guy 
 
 

Ex-President, Dottard.
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's really nice being able to easily avoid the crazy shit he used to post on twitter all the time.

It really is.  I can't believe we let him do what we did.  How many times did he put the country in compromising positions or just completely confuse the fuck out of our military because he was a raving madman on twitter?  We are honestly lucky we got out of it alive.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/jim-jordan-donald-trump-gop-tweet-091050411.html

Republican Rep. Jim Jordan boldly declared on Twitter Wednesday that one-term ex-President Donald Trump “is the leader” of the GOP.

 

Granted his message got hijacked but I guess what I don't understand is how do you make this statement and not be disqualified from investigations into Trump's impeachment or crime organization? I know it's after the fact but it seems like it really should do damage to their defense going forward.  They pretty much acknowledge they're biased shills.  

I now recognize the DNC as JIMMY CARTER'S PARTY!!!

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I now recognize the DNC as JIMMY CARTER'S PARTY!!!

It is Andrew Jackson's party and nobody can take that away from him!!!!  

Me & the Van Buren Boys would like a word with all you little pussies out back.  In precisely Eight Minutes.  

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On 2/23/2021 at 12:27 PM, Chad Fuck said:

This.  Can you imagine AF1 on the ramp in Pyongyang?  The Norks would have that thing in lock down before you could say, "USS Pueblo."

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They'd let Trump go with a big fancy love letter, keep the plane, smile and wave.  

Fuck that. We should have counter offered with keep Trump and send the plane back. 

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That's part of a Borat bit, right? That can't be genuine.

I’m guessing Kevin Smith is going to have a problem with this

Wasn't the 'Mark of the Beast' in the bible a red '666' on the head?  I guess now it's a red hat.  

Also, why is the Trump thing in shorts and flip-flops?  I've never seen that guy in shorts, or at a beach, ever.  And he's lived within a mile of the water his whole life.  Kinda weird when you think about it.  Maybe he's impervious to everything but salt water.  

37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

To add:

 

 

 

 

 

I'm usually against airstrikes....

 

11 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Fuck that. We should have counter offered with keep Trump and send the plane back. 

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

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he really has always had a stupid face.

Just now, mchookem said:

he really has always had a stupid face.

and that fucking hair. 

I must have missed 60 minutes, what is in the grandfather’s will?

6 hours ago, Chooky said:

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That is the gayest fucking mausoleum, ever 

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On 2/15/2021 at 11:24 PM, henrygandorf said:

i don’t. 

i hope he runs for president again, loses the primary, and in the process, irreversibly fucks the gop for a generation. 

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Then shoots himself in the head 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here?

 

no offense to jean and her situation, but trump should be the least scared of the dress.  one of these things is not like the others.

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

no offense to jean and her situation, but trump should be the least scared of the dress.  one of these things is not like the others.

Agreed. His base/the QOP doesn't give a shit about sexual assault of women by Trump. It's proof to them that he's a strong alpha male. 

15 hours ago, Chooky said:

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A working man’s President.  

On 2/23/2021 at 12:27 PM, Chad Fuck said:

This.  Can you imagine AF1 on the ramp in Pyongyang?  The Norks would have that thing in lock down before you could say, "USS Pueblo."

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They'd let Trump go with a big fancy love letter, keep the plane, smile and wave.  

Always love the middle finger salutes in these pics.  I wonder what those fellas would have felt about Trump cozying up to li'l Kim.  Actually, I don't wonder, the birds say it all.

17 hours ago, Chooky said:

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Oooooh, look at Mr. Tough Guy over here.  Shake, shake, quiver, quiver.  So scary.

10 hours ago, Fletch said:

Then shoots himself in the head 

Hope he can pull a Jim Jones and get all his followers to off themselves first.

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hope he can pull a Jim Jones and get all his followers to off themselves first.

He's the same type of character.  I'd expect the same result.  Hell, Jim Jones even got a congress person assassinated.  Trump was aiming for even more.

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I've been saying for a while that it amazes me that "Christians" are elevating Dotard to the level he is. Smacks of Baal worship from the OT. Doubt most of those "Christians" actually remember that or the Commandment that states, "Thou shalt have no other God before me."

We know they sure as shit forgot Christ's teachings of love everyone and let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've been saying for a while that it amazes me that "Christians" are elevating Dotard to the level he is. Smacks of Baal worship from the OT. Doubt most of those "Christians" actually remember that or the Commandment that states, "Thou shalt have no other God before me."

We know they sure as shit forgot Christ's teachings of love everyone and let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

For five years now I've wondered how I'm supposed to take seriously anyone who calls himself or herself a "Christian" if they supported Donald Trump.

It's like “What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”

Oh so you know the writings of Santo Bastardo?  Scholars maintain much of it was lost in the translation to the new language of "Stupid."  

 

21 hours ago, Bookman said:

For five years now I've wondered how I'm supposed to take seriously anyone who calls himself or herself a "Christian" if they supported Donald Trump.

It's like “What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”

Well then I will set up a new religion then...the psychotic bastard religion. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is unhinged. This is why a conviction was necessary from the senate. 

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Yeah I’m not watching it. Not giving it the attention he craves. 
 

I will turn in to laugh at his funeral someday 

23 hours ago, Bookman said:

For five years now I've wondered how I'm supposed to take seriously anyone who calls himself or herself a "Christian" if they supported Donald Trump.

It's like “What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!”

Totally agree. Trump was/is a con man womanizer who never showed he was Christian. Never went to church unless it was for votes or to con. He cheated in how he handled his affairs in business and his personal life. He will cheat you out of a penny or your wife. He never showed empathy or caring for another human and he lives his life to get revenge on anyone he feels has harmed him. That’s not Christian. And yet there are people I care about that are zombies for this man.

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