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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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On 2/26/2021 at 3:19 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here?

 

 

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45 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Good.  If only we could learn something from the French.

50 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t wait to be so fucking owned when Trump gets inaugurated tomorrow. 

Thursday is the big day...

I thought it got moved again to the 20th because the Pope is being arrested between this week and that week?   

Here is some nightmare fuel 

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/trumps-strategy-for-returning-to-power-is-already-clear

Viktor Orbán became the Prime Minister of Hungary in 1998. Four years later, with a record number of Hungarians turning up to the polls, his party lost power. The next day, Orbán’s allies claimed voter fraud and demanded recounts, and although these demands were rejected, Orbán continued to claim that the election had been stolen. In 2010, after eight years leading the opposition, Orbán and his party, Fidesz, returned to power with a supermajority—enough to change the constitution and begin rapidly consolidating autocratic power. Orbán has not left office in the decade since.

The Law and Justice Party, led by the twin brothers Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński, first held power in Poland between 2005 and 2007, as part of a coalition government. Eight years after being voted out, their party (led, after Lech’s death, by Jarosław) returned to power, receiving the largest share of the vote that any party had seen since the fall of Communism. They quickly got to work dismantling the institutions of liberal democracy and establishing autocratic rule.

On 3/1/2021 at 7:28 AM, Ted Lange said:

 

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The dress? I take it this is like a Lewinsky situation? 

13 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Here is some nightmare fuel 

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/trumps-strategy-for-returning-to-power-is-already-clear

Viktor Orbán became the Prime Minister of Hungary in 1998. Four years later, with a record number of Hungarians turning up to the polls, his party lost power. The next day, Orbán’s allies claimed voter fraud and demanded recounts, and although these demands were rejected, Orbán continued to claim that the election had been stolen. In 2010, after eight years leading the opposition, Orbán and his party, Fidesz, returned to power with a supermajority—enough to change the constitution and begin rapidly consolidating autocratic power. Orbán has not left office in the decade since.

The Law and Justice Party, led by the twin brothers Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński, first held power in Poland between 2005 and 2007, as part of a coalition government. Eight years after being voted out, their party (led, after Lech’s death, by Jarosław) returned to power, receiving the largest share of the vote that any party had seen since the fall of Communism. They quickly got to work dismantling the institutions of liberal democracy and establishing autocratic rule.

So our only hope is the SDNY getting charges to stick and throwing his ass under the jail? 

2 hours ago, Matuka said:

Thursday is the big day...

Fuck, I already ate my birds and had my snow coffee.

So what time is Trump's inauguration today?

It would awesome if there was a mass arrest today at noon of Trump, Jr, Flynn, Stone, Manafort, Hawley, Cruz, Gosar, Giuliani, Pillowman etc. Never gonna happen but a girl can dream. 

HAPPY EASTER TRUMPDAY, EVERYONE!

So does the thread title change back at noon? Is it at noon? When do I need to put my lizard suit back on? 

I hope it’s a busy day for this guy!

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It's okay, MAGA has hedged appropriately.  We are guaranteed a Trump president in 2024:

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It will either be DJT for his second (who knows, maybe third?  Let's see what happens today!) term, or the next heir to the throne!  Tune in for the wild conclusion to "America: the Miniseries!"

I think it's outrageous that Hunter Biden was on a board. But Donald Trump Jr. for President of the United States? Sure! 

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's okay, MAGA has hedged appropriately.  We are guaranteed a Trump president in 2024:

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It will either be DJT for his second (who knows, maybe third?  Let's see what happens today!) term, or the next heir to the throne!  Tune in for the wild conclusion to "America: the Miniseries!"

 

Hahaha. Donald Jr. Trump.

These people are so fucking stupid.

 

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8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 

Hahaha. Donald Jr. Trump.

These people are so fucking stupid.

 

I'd urge you to be nicer when you speak of them -- they dominated our electoral politics for four years, and they will again.  

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I'd urge you to be nicer when you speak of them -- they dominated our electoral politics for four years, and they will again.  

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Have I missed the reckoning?

No. Q uses the Julian calendar 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

No. Q uses the Julian calendar 

Like the salad?  

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's okay, MAGA has hedged appropriately.  We are guaranteed a Trump president in 2024:

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It will either be DJT for his second (who knows, maybe third?  Let's see what happens today!) term, or the next heir to the throne!  Tune in for the wild conclusion to "America: the Miniseries!"

Needs to be tweeted to both Jr and Eric that even the MAGAts prefer/love Ivanka over them.  

47 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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That guy was our president for four years. It's a miracle we're not all dead.

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

That guy was our president for four years. It's a miracle we're not all dead.

I know, amazing how fucking nuts this guy was, it would be funny if he wasn’t so damn dangerous. 
 

 

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1 - he’s never going away.

2 - he’s not entirely wrong; being Trumpy is the only way to win in the GQP.

3 - he’s going to win the nomination, easily, in 2024.

I wish you Trumpers could see the "Save America" bookkeeping.  I mean, I've seen some ponzi schemes in my day but at least in a ponzi scheme, they throw you a few backs half-way thru to keep you engaged.  I honest to God don't know how some of you teach your kids math at the dinner table.  

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

That guy was our president for four years. It's a miracle we're not all dead.

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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He chose violence.

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22 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Someone should've told them the inauguration was being held at Trump DC Hotel but chances are they were staying there anyway.  

 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

He's well on his way to looking like Trump given that gut, why shouldn't his woman try and look like Melania?

On 3/4/2021 at 12:28 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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TLDR

You need to tweet, you fat fuck son of a bitch.  Nobody has time to read all that bullshit.  TWEET it for your mouth breathing illiterate fanbase. 

Shuffles ten foot putts and pretends it's a tap in. Drives carts on the green. Makes the caddy stand on the back of the cart and goes full speed over bumps. This man was sent by God.

15 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

and still cheating.

 

What, you don't give yourself six-foot putts?

it was inside the leather, of his 48’ solid gold trump brand putter. 

So some Qanon believers went to D.C. on March 4 for trump's "inauguration".  It really does my heart good to finally know for sure that I am not the dumbest sumbitch in the world.

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