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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yep, and FeFe...adds up to 22 in the alphabet.  Cov-22.  The year that the Covid pandemic would finally end around the globe..thanks be to Trump

That’s some Cov.

The best there is.

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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Fucking democrats with their democracy and executing laws and allocating funds set by Congress!
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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John Barron?

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Christianity was from brown middle eastern people. And nothing else on that list would be possible without algebra, also from brown middle eastern people. The name John...ah fuck it

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Christianity was from brown middle eastern people. And nothing else on that list would be possible without algebra, also from brown middle eastern people. The name John...ah fuck it

Also, all of that ultimately came from God.

Am I doing that right?

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, all of that ultimately came from God.

 

But God is a white male.

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That latest video reminded of the end of Raging Bull where De Niro's Jake La Motta is working a dive club in NYC and the 3 drunks in the joint are heckling him because his monologue is delaying them from seeing the stripper's routine.

So if one books an event at Mar a Lago, he just shows up, takes the stage and starts yelling at clouds?

JFC, you really have to be a sycophant to have a party there. 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So if one books an event at Mar a Lago, he just shows up, takes the stage and starts yelling at clouds?

JFC, you really have to be a sycophant to have a party there. 

 

It's part of the package.

 

"With your $200,000 Imperial wedding reception package, we throw in, for no extra cost, a few minutes with the President.  But you have to book early, because his schedule fills fast".

Today the 45th president will be working for the American people from very early to very late, giving many phone interviews to fox hosts and attending many wedding receptions. 

8 hours ago, Bookman said:

But God is a white male.

He’s testing us just like w the dinosaur “fossils”

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Trump is just a washed-up wrestler at this point, still cutting promos about his long-dead election fraud angle to small, uninterested crowds at some dumpy backwater venue. 

They found thousands of votes in New Hampshire??!?!?  WTF?!?!?!  Was that just the next state he could think of?

You’d think at some point they’d either give this evidence to the police or give it to the public. 

It's got to be so depressing to be on his security detail.

You could put the Trump animatronic from the Hall of Presidents at Disney World, program it to say the same exact thing and no one would spot the difference. 

What the fuck is going on in that video?  He's talking about the election in the present tense as if it's happening right now.  He mentions that it's playing on the TV's or something.  

That has to be an old video. Ain't nobody looking at shit.

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What the fuck is going on in that video?  He's talking about the election in the present tense as if it's happening right now.  He mentions that it's playing on the TV's or something.  

I think he's referring to the Maricopa recount.

 
come on, Dotard is not a detail guy, he's an idea guy, you know, a big picture guy, a mover and a shaker. Details are for the little people.
 
 
 

Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
Don:
Call Starkist!
2 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

It's got to be so depressing to be on his security detail.

But not Melania’s!

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise!
Don:
Call Starkist!

LOVE BROKERS!!!! 

9 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

It's got to be so depressing to be on his security detail.

I doubt fucking Melania is that depressing 

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

How much does Danny Goeb owe Fetterman now?  Is it up to $5MM?

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I’m sure they’ll give him an ankle monitor as soon as he returns from counting in AZ. 

On 5/1/2021 at 12:11 PM, mdmost said:

You could put the Trump animatronic from the Hall of Presidents at Disney World, program it to say the same exact thing and no one would spot the difference. 

Yeah, he looks like he's on the "give the people what they want" autopilot.

On 5/1/2021 at 7:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m sure they’ll give him an ankle monitor as soon as he returns from counting in AZ. 

 

Trump has a sad, and that makes me happy.


"Trump has been adrift during his exile, indecisive, meandering and dawdling. Former CNN White House reporter Jim Acosta put it best by describing the Trump post-presidency as a “sad old Elvis act,” adding, “It’s like he’s an animatronic character, spewing out this stuff all over again like he has a string you pull behind him and replace the batteries when they’re low inside.”


https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/05/04/facebook-cant-cure-trumps-chronic-low-energy-485282

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Trump has a sad, and that makes me happy.


"Trump has been adrift during his exile, indecisive, meandering and dawdling. Former CNN White House reporter Jim Acosta put it best by describing the Trump post-presidency as a “sad old Elvis act,” adding, “It’s like he’s an animatronic character, spewing out this stuff all over again like he has a string you pull behind him and replace the batteries when they’re low inside.”


https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/05/04/facebook-cant-cure-trumps-chronic-low-energy-485282

sad. guess he used it all up in his presidency. you know, because energy is finite and all.

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sad. guess he used it all up in his presidency. you know, because energy is finite and all.

Low energy dotard?

For all of Kevin McCarthy's bitching about Liz Cheney, I'd love to be a fly on the wall around McCarthy or Turtle if Don Jr. decides to run in '24.

Cheney seems to be the only one who is willing to allow herself to publicly talk about what Trump is doing to the GOP.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh shit!

These Republicans need to learn that you may get by, but you won’t get away.

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What a shame.  Thoughts and prayers.

 

https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/5/22320329/facebook-oversight-board-trump-ban-decision

 

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Facebook’s Oversight Board has upheld Facebook’s ban on former President Donald Trump, as announced by the organization on Wednesday. Trump was suspended from Facebook platforms following the deadly Capitol riot this past January.

Facebook asked the Oversight Board to review Trump’s ban in January, shortly after it suspended his account for inciting violence at the US Capitol.

 

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The Oversight Board’s decisions are not technically binding, but so far, Facebook has deferred to its judgment on individual appeals. The board made its first decisions in January, asking Facebook to restore four posts originally censored for nudity, hate speech, and COVID-19 misinformation. (It agreed with Facebook on one case, where a user posted a “dehumanizing slur” against Armenians.) Facebook also responded favorably to several optional recommendations, agreeing to clarify some policies and test new features. It explicitly disagreed with only one suggestion: loosening its rules against posting pandemic-related false information.

Trump remains banned on other large social networks. In the wake of the Capitol attack, Twitter permanently removed his account and YouTube suspended him indefinitely. However, YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki recently promised to restore his account in the future, once the imminent risk of inciting violence had diminished.

 

 

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49 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

That will hurt the most with regards to fund raising off the rubes.

 

There are 10,000 proxies and grifters in the second degree.  AND....when Trump announces his candidacy for 2024, FB pretty much has to let him back in.

Stop thinking that anything good will come of any of this.  Things will only get worse.  Even when you think things are getting better, behind the scenes, they are getting worse.  See, e.g., the GQP turning into a literally fascist party which has only one requirement -- fealty to Il Douche.  That's it.  That's the only belief that the party has.  It's telling you that, over and over, with more clarity and zero shame.

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51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Stop thinking that anything good will come of any of this.  Things will only get worse.  

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Mike Pence will release a statement announcing he agrees with President Trump and that he, also, condemns Mike Pence for his actions.

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