Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post
#34851
listen up, stupids:John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he…

listen up, stupids:

John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.

Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.

Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.

Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he fucked off and went home.

Donald Trump lost his election and freaked the fuck out and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification, and he also headed up a ginormous criminal conspiracy to commit election fraud in Georgia, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big fucking baby who can't deal with being the huge fucking loser that he is. and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now

  • Replies 41.1k
  • Views 3.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

Posted Images

#34852
On 1/6/2024 at 8:19 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Yeah, when Jack tweeted a long post about why he supported the orange fuckface prior to the 2020 election that was the last straw even for my 79 YO dad who idolized Nicklaus. Jack tried to play the "I'm just a simple midwestern boy from Ohio, and I don't always like what Trump says but he's had to put up with so much crap and despite that he's the most diverse president I've ever seen! So vote for him unless you want America to become a socialist country!" angle. My dad, who never discusses politics & is pretty moderate, was extremely anti-Trump. He's also anti-social media so he heard about Jack's tweet from one of his golf buddies. He actually called me and had me read the entire tweet to him. He was stunned, and his reaction was simply "well...that's disappointing."

Fuck you, Jack. Your golf course architecture empire has been built on all kinds of shady deals and labor that cost less than the dirt moved at resorts all over the world. 

Get out and vote. I did!

 

Buddy of mine in law school played junior golf in high school. He told me about the time he was paired with one of his kids (I forget if it was Jack Jr. or Steve). Jack followed along for the entire round. At no point during the 4+ hours or after did he say anything to my friend, like, “nice match, or hi, nice to meet you.”  No, the only thing he said to him was when his ball was in ground under repair, “you can’t play from there” (which of course was wrong unless there was a local rule requiring a mandatory drop). 

I never liked him but that story solidified it for me. Was completely unsurprised to find out he was a Trumper. 

Edited by DDD Dad

#34854

Openly hoping the economy crashes before the election …..

Trump just comes right out tonight and says he hopes the economy crashes before the election. Bad for America, good for Trump.

 

#34855
On 1/6/2024 at 7:44 PM, BamaATL said:

As well as Trump negotiates Maine would have would up the only free state.  

Straight up trade for Greenland homes… 

#34856
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Openly hoping the economy crashes before the election …..

Trump just comes right out tonight and says he hopes the economy crashes before the election. Bad for America, good for Trump.

 

man, fuck that puta 

#34857
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Openly hoping the economy crashes before the election …..

Trump just comes right out tonight and says he hopes the economy crashes before the election. Bad for America, good for Trump.

 

I mean.  Of course he does.  It's only about him.  Why is this surprising?  Not that there's anything he can do about it anyway.

#34858
27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Openly hoping the economy crashes before the election ….

 

It's not like CNN is helping out that mindset by constantly running anti-Biden headlines......

 

#34859

Complete fucking idiot …

Trump says countries all over Africa including the Congo have released all their inmates from prison and sent them to our border.

 

#34860
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean.  Of course he does.  It's only about him.  Why is this surprising?  Not that there's anything he can do about it anyway.


the only thing surprising is that it was said out loud by a Presidential candidate and that it won’t cost him any votes.

#34861

Lou Dobbs, ha, what a piece of shit. That guy was screaming about immigrants before it became cool on Fox News.

#34862
29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Complete fucking idiot …

Trump says countries all over Africa including the Congo have released all their inmates from prison and sent them to our border.

 

I like to shit on dotard but the quote in that tweet is not what he said in the video.

#34863
Trump says he knows that he has more than enough votes to win the 2024 election because every time he drives from Mar-a-Lago to the airport he sees a lot of Trump signs, so the only way Biden can win is by cheating.

 

#34864

Dumber than fucking rocks …

Trump is complaining about windmills again for the 1,482nd consecutive interview. (The question had nothing to do with windmills).

 

 

  • Popular Post
#34865

Wait you’re telling me the guy who partied with Epstein, said he admired him, noted Epstein’s preference for young girls, lived minutes away from Epstein’s mansion, flew on Epstein’s private jet at least 7 times, hired Dershowitz to be his attorney, appointed Alex Acosta (who had recently given Epstein a sweetheart deal) to his cabinet, said he wished Ghislaine Maxwell well in prison, was ruled to be a rapist by a judge, and constantly sexualized his young daughters from as early as the age of 1 may have been involved in some untoward behavior with Jeffrey Epstein? That guy? Really?

#34866
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wait you’re telling me the guy who partied with Epstein, said he admired him, noted Epstein’s preference for young girls, lived minutes away from Epstein’s mansion, flew on Epstein’s private jet at least 7 times, hired Dershowitz to be his attorney, appointed Alex Acosta (who had recently given Epstein a sweetheart deal) to his cabinet, said he wished Ghislaine Maxwell well in prison, was ruled to be a rapist by a judge, and constantly sexualized his young daughters from as early as the age of 1 may have been involved in some untoward behavior with Jeffrey Epstein? That guy? Really?

Oh you’re just trying to persecute him!

#34867

How anyone supports this assclown is beyond me.

Quote

“When there’s a crash, I hope it’s going to be during this next 12 months because I don’t want to be Herbert Hoover. The one president – I just don’t want to be Herbert Hoover,” Trump said in an interview that aired Monday on the right-wing platform Lindell TV.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/08/politics/trump-economy-crash/index.html

  • Author
#34869

 

At midnight, hours before oral arguments on his claim of presidential immunity, Trump issues another long, rambling, deranged video where he repeatedly threatens to get his revenge on Biden if he loses his court case by indicting him if he wins election.

 

 

#34871
On 1/7/2024 at 3:00 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

More proof there is no God. 

Certainly it's proof that God doesn't give a shit about the United States. 

#34872
9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumber than fucking rocks …

Trump is complaining about windmills again for the 1,482nd consecutive interview. (The question had nothing to do with windmills).

 

 

I'm not a doctor, but one might suppose that these are symptoms of neurosyphilis.  But I don't know.  I'm just asking questions.

Edited by dcbc

#34873
10 hours ago, Goredho said:


the only thing surprising is that it was said out loud by a Presidential candidate and that it won’t cost him any votes.

I’m surprised he’s acknowledging that the economy is actually pretty good right now. In 2016 he was claiming it was shit when it wasn’t and then took credit for the good economy he inherited from Obama/Biden as soon as he took office. 

#34874

Neorosyphilis sounds like a perfect diagnosis for a DICKHEAD like donald JAIL trump.

 

#34875
10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Lou Dobbs, ha, what a piece of shit. That guy was screaming about immigrants before it became cool on Fox News.

No reasonable person takes Lou seriously. He’s a cultist, nothing more. Anyone who listens to him is a moron.

IMG_2863.png.f8abbd1af35056a497576d64dcd2864b.png

#34877

Remember when Trump inherited our military 🪖 whose stock was so depleted by Obama our soldiers and marines didn't even have bullets for their guns? I 'member.

This was, of course, bullshit. 

Edited by GhostOfTomJoad
Adjusted for sarcasm confusion.

#34878
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Remember when Trump inherited our military 🪖 whose stock was so depleted by Obama our soldiers and marines didn't even have bullets for their guns? I 'member.


the man made generals cry ….. think about that 

#34879
38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone find $8 gas, thanks 

Sheeeeit, I paid $58.03 a couple of weeks ago!  Oh, you mean per gallon.  Maybe on some stretch of the PCH or Death Valley?  Prolly not.

#34880
1 minute ago, Native Horn said:

 Maybe on some stretch of the PCH or Death Valley?  Prolly not.

Nope, we traveled through DV this summer and while it was higher than TX, it wasn't that high. Also were driving around the PNW in the mountains in the fall and still wasn't 8 bucks. Maybe he means jet fuel for his lil plane?

#34881
2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Nope, we traveled through DV this summer and while it was higher than TX, it wasn't that high. Also were driving around the PNW in the mountains in the fall and still wasn't 8 bucks. Maybe he means jet fuel for his lil plane?

And I am sure that his gasoline purchasing experience over his lifetime is close to or equal to zero.

#34882
3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

And I am sure that his gasoline purchasing experience over his lifetime is close to or equal to zero.

He was too busy purchasing bleach.

 

BULOVA! SWATCH! TIMEX!

Edited by Mrs Whiggins
I don't miss Trump in office one iota, but the occasional "watch" tweets were amusing

#34883

When you’ve lost Epstein ….

NEWJeffrey Epstein's brother Mark Epstein reveals the real reason his brother stopped hanging with Trump: “He said that he stopped hanging out with Donald Trump when he realized Trump was a crook."This comes one day after the unsealed Epstein documents revealed that a…

 

  • Author
#34884

 

And he did in fact. Fly many times. He even admitted it. https://t.co/U62iMP2nTq

 

 

#34885
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


the man made generals cry ….. think about that 

with his stench. Combination rancid B.O. and putrid big mac diaper

#34886
2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

with his stench. Combination rancid B.O. and putrid big mac diaper


and talking about boning his daughter 

#34887
9 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Sheeeeit, I paid $58.03 a couple of weeks ago!  Oh, you mean per gallon.  Maybe on some stretch of the PCH or Death Valley?  Prolly not.

I bought gas for $2.35/gal this morning.

I should probably mention that the same station now has it for $2.90/gal. But this morning it was $2.35. 

Edited by WhatTheBuck

#34888
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I bought gas for $2.35/gal this morning.

I should probably mention that the same station now has it for $2.90/gal. But this morning it was $2.35. 

Jorma quipped at the Cactus: “Now I know why gas is so expensive back home. They’re giving it away down here.”

  • Author
#34889

 

Melania announced 40 minutes ago that her mother just died. Trump hasn’t posted anything about that yet, but he is still posting away about himself being a victim.

 

 

#34890
15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Melania announced 40 minutes ago that her mother just died. Trump hasn’t posted anything about that yet, but he is still posting away about himself being a victim.

 

 

 

trump will ask for time off from his trials to attend the funeral in Elbonia, and never come back to the US

#34891
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

trump will ask for time off from his trials to attend the funeral in Elbonia, and never come back to the US

Wait, the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster is in Elbonia?  I thought it was in New Jersey.

#34892
28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Melania announced 40 minutes ago that her mother just died. Trump hasn’t posted anything about that yet, but he is still posting away about himself being a victim.

 

 

He hasn’t seen Melanie in months. 

  • Popular Post
#34893
25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

trump will ask for time off from his trials to attend the funeral in Elbonia, and never come back to the US

No015i.gif

#34894
12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Melania announced 40 minutes ago that her mother just died. Trump hasn’t posted anything about that yet, but he is still posting away about himself being a victim.

 

 

Pretty decent chance that he had no idea that Melania’s mom was still alive. 

#34895
2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Pretty decent chance that he had no idea that Melania’s mom was still alive. 

Pretty decent chance that he had  no idea that Melania was still alive. 

#34896
4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Pretty decent chance that he had no idea that Melania’s mom was still alive. 


they were almost the same age 

  • Author
#34897

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-vow-never-help-europe-attack-thierry-breton/

 

Quote

 One of Europe's most senior politicians recounted how former U.S. President Donald Trump privately warned that America would not come to the EU's aid if it was attacked militarily.

"You need to understand that if Europe is under attack we will never come to help you and to support you," Trump told European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in 2020, according to French European Commissioner Thierry Breton, who was also present at a meeting at the World Economic Forum in Davos.

 

Quote

"By the way, NATO is dead, and we will leave, we will quit NATO," Trump also said, according to Breton. "And he added, ‘and by the way, you owe me $400 billion, because you didn’t pay, you Germans, what you had to pay for defense,'" Breton said about the tense meeting, where the EU's then-trade chief Phil Hogan was also present.

Breton told the anecdote at an event in the European Parliament in Brussels on Tuesday, just days before the Republican Party holds its January 15 caucus in Iowa, the opening contest in Trump's bid to win the Republican nomination for a run at returning to the White House. Party members will cast their votes for candidates including Trump, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley, who both trail way behind the ex-president in opinion polls.

 

 

Quote

Brussels is rife with fear about the possibility Trump will return to the U.S. presidency.

As the commissioner in charge of the EU's industrial policy and defense agenda, Breton has pushed for the EU to boost its own self-defense capabilities amid Russia's war in Ukraine, and on Tuesday floated a €100 billion fund to ramp up arms production in the bloc.

"That was a big wake-up call and he may come back," Breton said about Trump. "So now more than ever, we know that we are on our own, of course. We are a member of NATO, almost all of us, of course we have allies, but we have no other options but to increase drastically this pillar in order to be ready [for] whatever happens.” 

 

#34898

Trump treats the EU and NATO like he would with vendors in the food court of a casino or mall. And he treats the foreign dictators like the star chef at the top restaurant in his casino. Very weird.

Edited by Nice Guy Eddie

#34899

Astute observation.  Which would also help explain how he became a U.S. President and bankrupted the same fucking casino, twice.  

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.