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When you say Friday night, is my 4pm tee time safe? Tried to sneak one in on the happy hour rate. When we booked best guess was it sold be fine, but of course, the universe conspires.

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2 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Update:

Friday night probably gonna rain as a front blows through.  Slight severe very scattered.
Saturday maybe rain in the morning then drying.
Sunday-Monday no rain, temps high 80's.

chances that the LT graduation will be rained out?

 

 

Probably small?

Most models have it coming in well after sunset, like 9-10 p.m.

 

Hard to believe it's been 24 years ago, about this time.   Asphalt peeled off the road.  Animals and their hides separated.  Bark stripped off trees.  Millions of wheat shafts impaled cattle.   Humans identified by dental records only, if at that.   Instead of passing through the subdivision at a normal rate, the thing plodded along at 5 MPH with winds hitting 250 MPH+, churning more and more death as it went along.   

I've read where the Jarrell tornado was the most powerful in US history, just in its sheer intensity.   Not sure about that but it was a monster. 

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13 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

It was 88 yesterday and it felt hot as fuck to me.... I dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing. 

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So they've moved the severe outlook 2nd level to the east to include Travis county.

What time is this shit supposed to happen?

Been getting blasted in the Woodway/Hewitt area for the past 45 minutes or so.  I bet this storm dumped almost 2 inches of rain 

Storms have been sliding west to east north of us but are slowly chiseling down toward Austin. Looks like they might get here a little earlier than forecast. Yes, I would say outdoor events around 6:00 or after are at risk now. I'll update later.

I do think it'll get pretty stormy though around or after sunset.

Williamson County under a severe thunderstorm watch, Travis and South/West are not (at least right now)

 

Dripping Springs High moved the graduation ceremony time (at the football stadium) tonight from 8:00 pm to 6:00 in an attempt to avoid the rain. We shall see. Should I wear my waders?

26 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Storms have been sliding west to east north of us but are slowly chiseling down toward Austin. Looks like they might get here a little earlier than forecast. Yes, I would say outdoor events around 6:00 or after are at risk now. I'll update later.

I do think it'll get pretty stormy though around or after sunset.

Williamson County under a severe thunderstorm watch, Travis and South/West are not (at least right now)

 

Will this garbage maybe be close to being past Austin by around 8 PM?  Need to head west, eventually.  

 

P.S. - this sucks

I guess it depends where you're going.  Out west looks okay, most of the line is N/NE of us.  However, there's a complex around San Angelo that's building now, but if you're going south/southwest from us, it'll probably not hit until after 8.  Up 71 to Mason/Brady, maybe not. 

Another big complex, actually the main one, is supposed to hit us around 10 or after.  So there should be a break. Other than that, it'll be hit or miss I guess.

6 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I guess it depends where you're going.  Out west looks okay, most of the line is N/NE of us.  However, there's a complex around San Angelo that's building now, but if you're going south/southwest from us, it'll probably not hit until after 8.  Up 71 to Mason/Brady, maybe not. 

Another big complex, actually the main one, is supposed to hit us around 10 or after.  So there should be a break. Other than that, it'll be hit or miss I guess.

You might say Llano :D

On 5/27/2021 at 3:06 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Hard to believe it's been 24 years ago, about this time.   Asphalt peeled off the road.  Animals and their hides separated.  Bark stripped off trees.  Millions of wheat shafts impaled cattle.   Humans identified by dental records only, if at that.   Instead of passing through the subdivision at a normal rate, the thing plodded along at 5 MPH with winds hitting 250 MPH+, churning more and more death as it went along.   

I've read where the Jarrell tornado was the most powerful in US history, just in its sheer intensity.   Not sure about that but it was a monster. 

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I read that as 24 hours ago and was like, man, what'd I miss?

On 5/27/2021 at 9:31 AM, Wiler77 said:

As the hot and humid weather starts settling in, this seems like a good time to say we'll be escaping to Colorado for 8 weeks in June/July.  Not gonna miss this weather at all.

Austin felt just like Houston this afternoon.

... and no 90's forecast through next Thursday or so.

Will I take this instead?  You bet your mother's sweet ass.

37 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You might say Llano :D

Lahhno, or LAY-no?

Not the best place to go but we'll see.  Honest to gawd it's hit or miss up there.  A big cluster is moving SE from San Angelo, but that looks to go west of Llano.  But if it fills in, nope.  Best hope is for a brief passing shower, but not a washout, until after 10 or so.

Storm at Buchanan and Inks is pretty severe at the moment.

I love how the weather makes sure to hit the holiday weekend after farting around all week. Excellent job. Sky looks scary in 78717. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I love how the weather makes sure to hit the holiday weekend after farting around all week. Excellent job. Sky looks scary in 78717. 

You are out in the burbs? For some reason I thought you lived in another state, NY maybe?

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I love how the weather makes sure to hit the holiday weekend after farting around all week. Excellent job. Sky looks scary in 78717. 

Once this passes the rest of the weekend looks great, no?

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

You are out in the burbs? For some reason I thought you lived in another state, NY maybe?

I live in North Austin. Grew up in the Panhandle. Haven’t lived in another state other than Texas...yet.

I love how even with the threat of an impending thunderstorm people in this neighborhood still doing their “walk about” acting like if they don’t walk around the block right this minute they will burst into flames. Lmao. Even with the freeze this February with ice and snow fuckers still trying to jog. WTF? Go home lol.

They were just out scouting the best toilet snow.

Eating out in four points, where the end of the world is occurring.

Which one of you fuckers is Jesus pissed at tonight?

That storm just west of Austin/round rock showing tennis ball sized hail, anyone actually getting that?

I'm near that hail area, but no hail just very heavy rain and wind. 2222 and 620.

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6 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Which one of you fuckers is Jesus pissed at tonight?

One of the Jews.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

One of the Jews.

Which one??? Sammy Davis Jr.?

Wait.  I thought high pressure was supposed to take over this weekend = hot and sunny.

Well fuck. I have to go pick up some food in this shit. 78759 is not fucking around 

26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I live in North Austin. Grew up in the Panhandle. Haven’t lived in another state other than Texas...yet.

I love how even with the threat of an impending thunderstorm people in this neighborhood still doing their “walk about” acting like if they don’t walk around the block right this minute they will burst into flames. Lmao. Even with the freeze this February with ice and snow fuckers still trying to jog. WTF? Go home lol.

Whereabouts in the Panhandle, queries the fellow West Texan?

 

16 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Eating out in four points, where the end of the world is occurring.

How was she?

Nearly 3 inches in Waco today with some impressive thunder and lightning

 

I'm guessing those tents around City Hall are seeming like a bad idea right about now. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Fuck. This. Shit.

This. 
 

I gotta get a fire started and briskets on the pit. 

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