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Wild shit last night. I guess we must’ve gotten hail because my glass patio table shattered. Good thing it was sitting on the pool deck...

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan: Shut the fuck up

 

Every other Texan: We need rain, too.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan:  Dumbass Texans who chose to live in the swamp ass shithole armpit of the state: Shut the fuck up

 

 

Gillipespie Co.

That would be feeding the Perdanales

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2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Every fucking year, like clockwork

 

Austinites: We need rain so I can take my shitty boat out

 

Every other Texan: Shut the fuck up

 

Probably because there are a lot of fucking morons in this state. Roughly one month ago

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Until I hear of devastating floods, bring it the fuck on. We know what that map will look like in Sept. 

 

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Probably because there are a lot of fucking morons in this state. Roughly one month ago

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Until I hear of devastating floods, bring it the fuck on. We know what that map will look like in Sept. 

 

No sir, too much baseball going on right now. It can start raining in mid-July. (Hint: it won't)

7 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Gillipespie Co.

That would be feeding the Perdanales

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Oh yeah, the Pedernales is flowing alright!

 

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Is that a lot?  That seems like a lot.  

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is that a lot?  That seems like a lot.  

Jump in and let us know

69° and rain in June?  Yes please!

It could be 99° right now, and bone dry.

Instead the creeks and rivers are flowing, and are filling up the lakes.  This is great.

There will be plenty of dry and hot ahead.

3 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

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Calls for suicide are hilarious, dude.  

 

btw-1:00p forecast tomorrow, 60% of thunderstorms.  Lightning appears to have subsided today, hopefully it won't be a problem midday tomorrow.  Looks to lighten up a bit later tomorrow afternoon so maybe our Southern game will be delayed by a few hours, but should happen at some point in the afternoon/early evening. 

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the weather app i am looking at shows a 10 day forecast where the next 9 days lowest rain chance is 31%... and the 10th day shows 24%. 

 

god help the flood control systems if we get 9 more days straight with any appreciable rain.   

Street flooding in my hood is the worst I have ever seen and we have been in this house for all the flooding events of the last 6 years. Didn’t think my truck was going to make it through it for a minute.

"...Guide to life, the weather, and everything." 

does he have the same editor as "Lessons from Life and Little League"  ??

seems about our speed. 

 

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I wouldn't be surprised if he posts here

 

I'm on a plane. No snakes.

When I get back, I'll sign copies of my book at the Yellow Rose.

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

26 minutes ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

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27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

Sorry, she was talking about my dick. 5” might be generous 

9 minutes ago, ftf82 said:

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4 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Street flooding in my hood is the worst I have ever seen and we have been in this house for all the flooding events of the last 6 years. Didn’t think my truck was going to make it through it for a minute.

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Landed in Baltimore just now. They took us all the way up almost to Chicago and then over because of the weather - about 500 miles north of the usual route through Mississippi and Tennessee.

I has to double check to make sure the pilot wasn't Malaysian.

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4 hours ago, miguelito said:

My wife says we got 5" at the house. 

But I don't know if she knows how to read the rain gauge.

And she might have a false impression of what 5" looks like.

Update:

We got 5 cm of rain, which is about 2 inches.

big country update heading in to the roasting time:

buchanan 92%

ivie 60%

spence 22%

.... not bad, has been far worse

 

san angelo is proper fucked:

fisher 6%

 

for the 20th year running, i would not go rafting in the park:

elephant butte 12%

I finally get out to Canyon Lake for a weekend and it gets a hail storm coming its way. Figures.

7 hours ago, Chet Steadman said:

After nearly everything, Travis only got 4.5’

An inch more than South Austin's mom is used too. 

5+ inches at my place in west Plano between 7:00 and midnight.  Complete downpour the entire time. 

13 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

5+ inches at my place in west Plano between 7:00 and midnight.  Complete downpour the entire time. 

How much rain did you get?

3 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Dont believe it till you see it


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Yeah, had a couple of 0% chance of rain days back around 7 years ago... doing some work on West Campus apartments (2 story) that we were doing total re-roofoing on (flat product called "Modified Bitumen" (Mod Bit).  ZERO percent chance of rain in the forecast.  Rained probably 1/3 to 1/2 the day.

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