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14 hours ago, utee94 said:

Are y'all just trolling?  It's:

Châteauneuf-du-Pape

 

Also the wine of the French Paratroopers. And I don't speak French pinche gringo. :)

14 hours ago, utee94 said:

Are y'all just trolling?  It's:

Châteauneuf-du-Pape

 

Sorry, I got it backwards, but in my defense the mistake was seeded by Inka.

Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.

1 hour ago, Paco said:

Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.

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Was the rain this morning the last of it?  Feels like a god damn moist oven outside. 
This. It was hot as fuck today. Bring back the 78 degree weather.

 have we offended the gods?  'Cause yeah, it picked up here in near South Austin real quick.  Temp and barometric pressure dropping rather quickly 

Anybody seen/heard lightning?  

Sir, the force field is off!!  
 

Brace for impact!!! 
 

 

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1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Sir, the force field is off!!  
 

Brace for impact!!! 
 

 

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Forcefield isn't used to trick plays / shit coming up from the south.  

SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ADVISORY

ISSUED: 3:11 PM JUL. 13, 2021 – NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE

...SIGNIFICANT WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SOUTHERN WILLIAMSON...NORTH

CENTRAL CALDWELL...HAYS...TRAVIS...BLANCO...SOUTHEASTERN LLANO...

BASTROP...NORTHWESTERN LEE...NORTHEASTERN KENDALL...SOUTHWESTERN

BURNET AND NORTH CENTRAL COMAL COUNTIES UNTIL 415 PM CDT...

 

At 311 PM CDT, Doppler radar was tracking strong thunderstorms along

a line extending from near Elgin to near Barton Creek to near Rocky

Creek. Movement was north at 20 mph.

 

Wind gusts up to 50 mph will be possible with these storms.

 

Locations impacted include...

Austin, Round Rock, Cedar Park, Georgetown, Pflugerville, Kyle,

Taylor, Buda, Elgin, Bastrop, Marble Falls, Dripping Springs,

Wimberley, Blanco, Round Mountain, Anderson Mill, Windemere,

Tanglewood Forest, Austin Bergstrom Int Airport and Leander.

 

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

 

Torrential rainfall is also occurring with these storms, and may lead

to localized flooding. Do not drive your vehicle through flooded

roadways.

 

Frequent cloud to ground lightning is occurring with these storms.

Lightning can strike 10 miles away from a thunderstorm. Seek a safe

shelter inside a building or vehicle.

This storm is about to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational Austin Forcefield.

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

This storm is about to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational Austin Forcefield.

Great deluge in Hyde Park.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Great deluge in Hyde Park.

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This storm is about to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational Austin Forcefield.

Yep. Got some good wind and maybe 5-10 mins of rain in 78749.
31 minutes ago, utee94 said:

This storm is about to witness the firepower of the fully armed and operational Austin Forcefield.

IDK about that.  No rain yet, but the big winds just arrived at our country place near Liberty Hill.

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Sir, the force field is off!!  
 

Brace for impact!!! 
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Forcefield isn't used to trick plays / shit coming up from the south.  

Never underestimate the power of the force field. 

I mean that massive-tipped thing was arriving with a yellow-ish hue from straight down.  Then it hits South Austin and is just sucked up and spit out.  

What in South Austin could handle such magnitude?  

In Houston is never going to stop raining.

Is it July in atx cause it doesn’t feel like it right now. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I mean that massive-tipped thing was arriving with a yellow-ish hue from straight down.  Then it hits South Austin and is just sucked up and spit out.  

What in South Austin could handle such magnitude?  

You mean the kind of storm or hurricane that can knock up the weather lady? They don’t exist…

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Is it July in atx cause it doesn’t feel like it right now. 
Absolutely perfect outside in Houston right now.
12 hours ago, HouTex said:

In Houston is never going to stop raining.

Seriously, it has basically rained every day since mid-June.  

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20 hours ago, Okie State said:
21 hours ago, Anastasis said:
Is it July in atx cause it doesn’t feel like it right now. 

Absolutely perfect outside in Houston right now.

I sat out on the patio last night and it was crazy comfortable for a July evening. 

This must be karma for freezing my ass off without propane for a couple days and the mental anxiety related to preventing broken pipes. 

The Euro weather model has a bullseye on East Texas over the next 10 days.

 

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Wait, the forecast is 26.8 inches of rain just south of Tyler over the next 10 days without a hurricane camping out?  In July?  wtf

20 minutes ago, drt said:

Wait, the forecast is 26.8 inches of rain just south of Tyler over the next 10 days without a hurricane camping out?  In July?  wtf

My uncle lives in Pittsburg (near MT Pleasant) said rain is always nice BUT not that much damn rain. 

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So does this summer weather mean we can expect another week in the winter without power and using melted snow to flush our toilets?  I mean, if my pipes hold up again, I might accept that tradeoff. 

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My uncle lives in Pittsburg (near MT Pleasant) said rain is always nice BUT not that much damn rain. 

Maybe it'll wash away the stank of that fucking chicken plant

Wait, the forecast is 26.8 inches of rain just south of Tyler over the next 10 days without a hurricane camping out?  In July?  wtf

It’s a possible scenario based on the data the Euro weather model uses. It is now 9 days out so of course it remains to be verified. It is by no means an actual forecast, but it can be indicative of an extreme rainfall event somewhere and sometime in the future. It is something to be watched over the next few days to see if the patterns setup the way the models suggest they might.
1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Maybe it'll wash away the stank of that fucking chicken plant

I just like the hot link place and Outlaws BBQ… But driving into town past the chicken place is nasty. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Maybe it'll wash away the stank of that fucking chicken plant

I still remember that nasty mayonnaise plant in Sherman.  Good god.  In the summer.  

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