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47 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

We've got us an Armenian Warrior for new head Coach.

Aremenians are cool as hell people.  

Vardan Mamikonyan - The hero of Avarayr Battle

Yeah, look for a new fencing operation to open in east Austin.

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Take Six years to beat Kansas?

Fuck me.

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/
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10 losses at UW by 28+ points
Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.
 
This will end badly.

The only thing wrong with those receipts is $9.00 per Patron shot. That’s ridiculous
Can’t wait til he starts posting here.
Probably night crew [emoji23]
1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

We've got us an Armenian Warrior for new head Coach.

Aremenians are cool as hell people.  

Vardan Mamikonyan - The hero of Avarayr Battle

Do NOT schedule Turkey.

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3 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

I like this hire way more than BK

...are you serious? There's a reason "Seven-win Sark" was a thing for years. In 7 years as a head coach he finished just two seasons ranked.

Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/steve-sarkisian-was-reiumbursed-by-washington-for-hefty-alcohol-bills/

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10 losses at UW by 28+ points

Very good friend of mine worked for the Fred Hutch Institute in community outreach.  They eventually quit inviting Sark to their events, because he would always show up drunk and pass his phone number to any remotely cute female intern there.

 

This will end badly.

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

My expense account in my old field sales role makes this look responsible 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

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If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

go get your torches and round up the posse because it looks like it's happening.

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

So TOSU couldn't afford to love their QB coach during the season, but Nick can lose his record setting OC.

 

Guess all that BDE was just gas from the McRibs.

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Fuck it. This is the new party thread. Don't give a shit where this train is going but I'm getting on.

Sark should be happy with what he has to work with on offense and defense. The cupboard definitely isn't bare. I expect at least 7-8 wins in year one based on talent alone, and then we'll see how well he can adjust. 

31 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I wish I could get excited about Sark. I remember being excited for both Herman and even Strong, initially.

I guess that makes this a good omen?

Welp, boys and gal, the UOB thread was a fun ride. Hoping this Sark experiment goes well but, if not, look forward to seeing all of you fun-loving degenerates again in 3-4 years. 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

This is a hire I'm 50/50 that he'll be better than Mensa. Not exactly a good feeling

with you on this one. we kid about "[Insert Name] or Bust", but this one is for real. Christ

32 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Big let down from Urban but any coach not named Saban was going to be a let down from Urban.

Not sure how Sark is any different than Campbell. Campbell can coach, but can he coach at a school like Texas???? Sark has experience coaching at top schools but hasn't been all that successful. Not sure how much of the suck has to do with his inability to be head coach vs his ability to be shit faced and forgetting to be a head coach.

After seeing the Strong and Herman debacles, I'm convinced it all comes down to the coaching staff. Both dudes brought coaching staffs which sucked balls. Everyone knew the staffs sucked and we got the results everyone expected. Campbell probably would've brought his guys and probably had the same shitty success as the two dudes before. If the above coaching staff rumors are true, then at least on paper (minus the Stoops fuckhead), Sark is setting himself up to do better than Strong and Herman. I guess that's a huge net positive. Although I wouldn't mind keeping most of the staff now minus Hand.

Campbell not a good recruiter

4 hours ago, Viper said:

Is this the fire Sark thread? 

It most certainly will be in due time.

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Username checks out

So who from Saban’s staff might come with him? Or coaches from the Saban tree?

Just now, UDontKnow said:

It most certainly will be if he hires Stoops!

FIFY

Welcome to the 40 Coach Sark. I am optimistic about this hire. He has going to be a lights out recruiter, especially on offense. He can point to the NFL draft with guys like Tua, Devonta and Najee. All will be top 15 picks. 

 

I have no idea where this should go but the spite in me would be happy if the end result of all of this is OSU losing its head coach from Urban turning down jobs

6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Fuck it. This is the new party thread. Don't give a shit where this train is going but I'm getting on.

 

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark should be happy with what he has to work with on offense and defense. The cupboard definitely isn't bare. I expect at least 7-8 wins in year one based on talent alone, and then we'll see how well he can adjust. 

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So who from Saban’s staff might come with him? Or coaches from the Saban tree?

Some noise out there that the support staff hasn’t been fired yet, just Herman. 

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Are you even Surly, Bro? Anything less than 12 wins is a fucking Hindenburg level disaster

I was going to say 14 wins, but it's year one. You're right tho, 12 wins or else he needs to go pronto. We don't settle with mediocrity here because we're Texas, sir. 

Urban thread is locked, but I want to preserve this here. 

Caught this right before he removed the pinned tweet.

 

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17 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Was this in Dallas or Austin?

Who is the little feller there?

Hopefully the falcons shitcan the entire staff on Monday and Tosh is onboard midweek.

35 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

And it was 8 years ago, not last week....

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 Board of Regents Chairman Kevin Eltife

Thanks

Some Sark threads need to consolidate, except for the coach hire thread

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