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34 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

That’s a lot of money. Herman and his nose candy and fake tit wife can blow. (Yes I recognize his wife has tits which are visually stunning. See ya!)

35 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

I posted this in the Meyer thread, but now that it’s official here it is again.  An excellent read and perhaps a better idea of what kind of coach we’re getting than from overreacting Twitter posts:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30250885/no-outrunning-alabama-steve-sarkisian-ready-another-head-coaching-job

This was a really good read, thanks

45 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

Or a short, white husband. 

49 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sark has a black wife? Cool, that can only help with recruiting 

So did Mehringer

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

So did Mehringer

exactly what I was thinking Thanks.

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Why? Is she out on the trail sitting in living rooms? 

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

Hey, come here I have a black wife. See I'm not racist. 🤣

Maybe this is a way for the University to give back to the city. I can see a quick post COVID recovery for our local small business establishments.

If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground
belmont is CONCRETE

I just heard this news.  I have to say I’m stunned.  I thought for sure Sark was going to get a mid-tier P5 program similar to Joey Freshwater.  But Texas?  Wow.  I will say when he isn’t getting loaded, he can recruit like a mother and he is a better coach than Kiffin.  It could work.  Or it could go full Hindenburg.  Either way, I’m now more interested in Texas football.

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate and professional.   Doesn't drink water every 2 min.  At 12:43 discusses offense recruiting philosophy.

 

 

 

9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

seinfeld now i understand GIF by HULU

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate and professional.   Doesn't drink water every 2 min.  At 12:43 discusses offense recruiting philosophy.
 
 
 

I hope he realizes the importance of using the word “really” as often as possible.

Immamac, this place is starting to look like texaggy with all the redundant threads. Some consolidation please?

lol That is indeed Coach Sark’s wife.

Her name is Loreal (Smith) Sarkisian.

She was a collegiate track and field athlete and coached at USC.

She’s been fairly low profile during their tenure in Tuscaloosa but that seems to be the way Saban likes things.

She’s very pretty! She has 4 or 5 kids from her first marriage and Coach Sark has two daughters and one son.

25 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
1 hour ago, Pimphand said:
If we hire Sark after Dark then Belmont needs to be burnt to the ground

belmont is CONCRETE

His name is Robert Paulson

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

A man after my own heart. I’m liking him more and more

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

lol That is indeed Coach Sark’s wife.

Her name is Loreal (Smith) Sarkisian.

She was a collegiate track and field athlete and coached at USC.

She’s been fairly low profile during their tenure in Tuscaloosa but that seems to be the way Saban likes things.

She’s very pretty! She has 4 or 5 kids from her first marriage and Coach Sark has two daughters and one son.

They met at USC post divorce?

3 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

My expense account in my old field sales role makes this look responsible 

Exactly.  Movie producers and bank VPs make this crew look like pikers.

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s a lot of money. Herman and his nose candy and fake tit wife can blow. (Yes I recognize his wife has tits which are visually stunning. See ya!)

Wow, seems like with all that money they could afford to do both tits. 

Galloway just said we are about to find out how well Mack Brown has recruited due to all the opt-outs they have.  Dude is clueless

2 hours ago, torre said:

Sark's press conf prior to ND game.   Very articulate

Quite racist.

They met at USC post divorce?

No idea on that.

They don’t post pictures of each other on their social media but they do comment on each other’s occasionally.

She started a YouTube channel earlier this year and then never did anything beyond the introductory video.

$1000+ for two outings with coaches and wives..c'mon man(not you personally). Unless that was his personal tab, that was just petty. I might be wrong, but I'm guessing other coaches do the same things for their staff and wives. Adam Jude seems like a sour bitch.

Yeah $522/15 is $34 per person. Not small, but not like everyone got hammered either. Especially at a nice restaurant on the west coast.
Yeah, the bar tabs weren't his actual issue. It was showing up to his job and work events absolutely shithoused or paralyzingly hungover.

Oh should I not do that?
2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Immamac, this place is starting to look like texaggy with all the redundant threads. Some consolidation please?

Threads are all hot individually. It's not texags where there's no replies. I'll consolidate into this thread after things cool off in a week or a month or whatever. When it falls off hot. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

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Maybe aggy, with a big blowout win, is hoping to finish #3 or #4.....probably their best finish in a very long time....can get Jimbo a nice little bonus.

Edited by Cairn Horn88

On 1/1/2021 at 4:17 PM, DoneWithit said:

By day 2

probably drinking tonight already... in celebration of course

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Washington the 5 years before Sarkisian 

 

 

 

 

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Tyrone Willingham was trash!  First head coach fired from Norte Dame!  Mark Emmert was a disaster at Washington.  Take away his few years as University President in the 2000s, and Washington Football hasn’t had a losing season since the mid 70’s.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I know his first wife left him because he was trying to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat in Seattle.

First wife was hotter.

Stephanie-Steve-Sarkisian-Washington.jpg

Edited by Burt

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Yeah $522/15 is $34 per person. Not small, but not like everyone got hammered either. Especially at a nice restaurant on the west coast.

2-4 drinks.

What are we paying him and how much is guaranteed?

6 hours ago, Macklemore said:

No I’m just trying to pull positives. Might make him more relatable and accessible to black recruits with regard to social justice issues. 

jfc

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