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I think he's a character concern because he's a dipshit who has done many dipshit things, many of them on camera!

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49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think he's a character concern because he's a dipshit who has done many dipshit things, many of them on camera!

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Still want to buy that officer a beer

Funny, they sure went into full damage control PR work pumping Joe Mixon as a quality individual who made a tiny mistake after breaking a defenseless lady's jaw with a vicious punch.

I still crack up every time he states that Texas didn’t recruit him, that’s why he hates them. Oklahoma didn’t recruit him either, and he had to walk on up there just to get on the team. Every time he makes that statement it makes him look dumb.

So it looks like Cleveland is gonna take Rosen instead?  Is there any way we can change that?

13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So it looks like Cleveland is gonna take Rosen instead?  Is there any way we can change that?

Nobody knows what Cleveland is going to do.

I wonder if Cleveland's braintrust is as much of a dumpster fire as it seems, or if they're actually leaking dumbass rumors to troll the draft.

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nobody knows what Cleveland is going to do.

They don't know what they're going to do.  How could anyone else.

Cleveland is going to make a bad pick. It doesn’t matter who they pick. It will suck because they are Cleveland 

38 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What a cockfag

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Saw Baker around lakeway today with a crew that included a few used up broads.  Step your game up Baker. 

Baker Mayfield is a cunt. I hope he gets drafted #1 overall and then self-destructs spectacularly in the NFL. 

 

Alternatively, I hope he falls in a wood chipper before the draft. Or after. Either way. 

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

So it looks like Cleveland is gonna take Rosen instead?  Is there any way we can change that?

Sure just make sure they’ve seen www.draftjoshallen.com

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

So it looks like Cleveland is gonna take Rosen instead?  Is there any way we can change that?

Rosen will probably set the NFL records for turnovers in a quarter, half, game, season, and career if he goes to Cleveland. 

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4. Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma: I'm in the minority. I never thought of him as a franchise quarterback. Maybe a good selection in the back half of the first round. Maybe. Great college player, maybe one of the top three in OU history. I know he was measured at less than 6-foot-1, but I'm 5-foot-10 and we seemed to be the same height when I interviewed him. Guess I just made it onto his list of enemies Baker is keeping in his phone.

Baker got the Chase Daniel insecurities.

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Alternatively, I hope he falls in a wood chipper before the draft. Or after. Either way. 

It’s feel good stories like this that attract viewers beyond just the hardcore fans 

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker Mayfield is a cunt. I hope he gets drafted #1 overall and then self-destructs spectacularly in the NFL. 

 

Alternatively, I hope he falls in a wood chipper before the draft. Or after. Either way. 

It would make for great TV if he fell into a wood chipper tonight at the draft right as Goodell announces that Cleveland is taking him with their  No. 1 pick.

Heard on the radio this morning that the reason BowelMovement isn't giving interviews is because he landed some documentary deal that required his reactions on draft day be "exclusive".  I don't think that's a character concern.  There is PLENTY of reasons to knock BM's character, but this isn't one of them.

 

Sounds like he thinks he is different or special, ignoring fans and current NFL media channels for his own gain, etc.

What do you consider character?

47 minutes ago, Amobie said:

Heard on the radio this morning that the reason BowelMovement isn't giving interviews is because he landed some documentary deal that required his reactions on draft day be "exclusive".  I don't think that's a character concern.  There is PLENTY of reasons to knock BM's character, but this isn't one of them.

 

espn didn't put him under character concerns because of declining an interview just like they didn't put the other guys on that list who declined.  they put him on that list because he is a cunt who could just as easily self destruct as star...

he is already comparing himself to brett favre, unreal...

 

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The NFL really is the no fun league.

 

It's just a funny picture.

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15 hours ago, texaslong said:

I still crack up every time he states that Texas didn’t recruit him, that’s why he hates them. Oklahoma didn’t recruit him either, and he had to walk on up there just to get on the team. Every time he makes that statement it makes him look dumb.

Everybody recruited him. Not everyone offered him (although he had plenty of offers) because he and his dad are gigantic dipshits.

4 minutes ago, randygilman said:

The NFL really is the no fun league.

 

It's just a funny picture.

you think that is funny?  this has nothing to do with the NFL, its from mayfields own twitter account.

Baker Mayfield is just a less fun Johnny Manziel

17 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

you think that is funny?  this has nothing to do with the NFL, its from mayfields own twitter account.

 

Yeah, I think it's pretty funny. 

The fact that the NFL and one of it's strongest media partners in ESPN will clown him for things like this is why it's the no fun league.

By the way, neg rep to the OP.

First of all, nothing in that article talks about any Baker fans being butthurt. Secondly, there's absolutely nothing in that article to suggest that Baker is on the character concern list BECAUSE he won't do a live shot. 

Do better.

3 hours ago, TornACL said:

By the way, neg rep to the OP.

First of all, nothing in that article talks about any Baker fans being butthurt. Secondly, there's absolutely nothing in that article to suggest that Baker is on the character concern list BECAUSE he won't do a live shot. 

Do better.

 

Exaclty, I don’t understand how this isn’t clear.  

The best part of the Favra picture do-over is that douchefield actually got 10-15 other douches to think it was a good idea.  I'm assuming they're family, explains the douchiness DNA

5 hours ago, TornACL said:

Baker Mayfield is just a less fun Johnny Manziel

He's a more polished Manziel which makes the Browns even contemplating taking him so damn funny.

21 hours ago, Machinator said:

Nobody knows what Cleveland is going to do.

I can guarantee it's going to be fucking dumb.

are we not discussing the SI cover?

 

20 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker Mayfield is a cunt. I hope he gets drafted #1 overall and then self-destructs spectacularly in the NFL. 

 

Alternatively, I hope he falls in a wood chipper before the draft. Or after. Either way. 

Step 1: check. 

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LT played Kerrville Tivy twice in in 2010. Pretty crazy that 2 future Cleveland QBs played in those games. /csb

Cleveland had #1 and #4 and picked a 3rd round talent QB (at best) and a DB that only started 1 year. 

Maybe his daddy will call in on PTI and defend his omni-downtrodden little bitch.

God, he's gonna be a fun dumpster fire in Cleveland.

Grab your crotch at Pittsburgh, please.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Cleveland had #1 and #4 and picked a 3rd round talent QB (at best) and a DB that only started 1 year. 

And he weighs 180 lbs lmao

Manziel 2.0, but the impending train wreck is going to be highly entertaining both on his end and on the Okie end.  

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