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3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I mean it’s obvious why people here hate him. But his teammates at every stop love him.  Browns would be way better off with him vs Watson and that disaster 100% guaranteed contract.  Woof

Teams take on the personality of their leader. Bucs have Baker and are scrappy and fight to the end. Dallas had Dak and as soon as GB is up 7-0 here comes the thousand yard stare.

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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Teams take on the personality of their leader. Bucs have Baker and are scrappy and fight to the end. Dallas had Dak and as soon as GB is up 7-0 here comes the thousand yard stare.

Yes.  I know it well.  Grew up a Dallas fan.  I’m being sucked back in hoping I can catch one more SB win with my old man but you just get kicked in the nuts every year.  Pathetic.  

3 minutes ago, El Squared said:

At least Mayfield wised up and from now on is putting his money into solid assets like Bed, Bath, &Beyond, Best Buy, Disney, etc

Him and Vince should start a hedge fund.  Wally can manage it for them.  

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What the fuck is going on in here? Mayfield is a worthless f'n piece of sooner trash. Anyone here praising him should punch themselves in their shriveled up nuts and stop dreaming of being spit-roasted by Baker and and his manlet buddy Kyler. 

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

What the fuck is going on in here? Mayfield is a worthless f'n piece of sooner trash. Anyone here praising him should punch themselves in their shriveled up nuts and stop dreaming of being spit-roasted by Baker and and his manlet buddy Kyler. 

Yeah i know. But we aren't aggie. I don't hold lifetime grudges on guys because of where they went to school. The memory of Poona Ford kicking his ass in the Cotton Bowl is enough for me.

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28 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yeah i know. But we aren't aggie. I don't hold lifetime grudges on guys because of where they went to school. The memory of Poona Ford kicking his ass in the Cotton Bowl is enough for me.

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Baker still talks shit about Texas to this day, but go ahead and nuzzle his balls if you want. Maybe he'll let you wear his letter jacket. 

39 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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Baker still talks shit about Texas to this day, but go ahead and nuzzle his balls if you want. Maybe he'll let you wear his letter jacket. 

It would be really weird if he didn't. He went to OU and we are Texas. I don't take it personal, especially coming from actual football players.

Baker Mayfield raped, murdered, and devoured 75 jewish babies in 2020.  Strange that he could still have supporters at all after that, especially actual UT fans on Surly.

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On 8/22/2023 at 10:58 AM, Eugene11 said:

something tells me baker is a fucking moron.   not sure what it is though.....

 

uhhhh...everything?

5 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Baeker has won my heart. Dude is a gamer. He has his limitations but he is a good leader.

Tough to root for him but I REALLY hate the iggles and fucking Hurts is a Sooner too.

So I just bet on the bucs and don't get too mad when they win. 

 

But the Lions are about to whoop em and beat that touchdown spread too this week.

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This is a bit right? 

Who are you taking over him right now? Mahomes and maybe Lamar. That’s literally it. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Who are you taking over him right now? Mahomes and maybe Lamar. That’s literally it. 

He is the worst QB on any playoff team. I’d take every other playoff QB over him and probably a few that didn’t even make the playoffs. Hell I’d probably take minshew over him. 

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

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After Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, where would I take Baker? After those guys.

 

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You’re out of your mind if you take Allen over Mayfield. I guess I could see arguments for Mahomes & Lamar after looking at the stats. 
But to be fair Goff just let his nuts hang right now. 

19 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

You did your job.

 

Thank you.

He sucks shit. The offense is well coached so that he can have some success. Plenty of better QB's not in the playoffs because of shitty retread coaching.

Nevermind. Im going to change my opinion based on the completions on this drive. He’s awesome. 

Can someone erase Johnny Football's name from the Heisman and write in Mike Evans?

Thats DPI.  

I guess Bowles figures he's dead in an OT

Just now, dcar00 said:

Thats DPI.  

I guess Bowles figures he's dead in an OT

Evans made that play look clean by continuing to backpedal and not jumping. If he stops or jumps that’s an easy call. 

Evans made that play look clean by continuing to backpedal and not jumping. If he stops or jumps that’s an easy call. 
Agreed. Need to sell that better and would have gotten that call most likely.

INT at the last drive of the game. He is definitely best QB in the game 

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Man, you hate to see Baker Mayfield single-handedly end his own team's season like that.

Go sit down and manicure your beard, fuckboy.

You going to do a little dance and grab your crotch now Baker?

Buncha y'all have no idea how the Sports Helo works...

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I came here to squat on Baker Mayfield.  

That’s not how you spell “shit” …

It's a shame it didn't happen sooner.

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Baker threw it right to the Lions player.  

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

That aged well.

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I actually dreamt about this game last night...n my dream, the Bucs went for a 2 point conversion for the win on the last play of the game. The Lions jumped offsides to move the line of scrimmage to the 1 and to take advantage of the better field position the Bucs dug into their bag of tricks and ran Baker on a naked bootleg.. my dream was so clear, I can even see how it plays out in my head...there's open field for a moment as Baker takes off for glory...only to come up shortpolice-tackle-baker.gif.008d537e30b95fe640efea33d019ce33.gif

 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I hate him as much as the next guy, but you can’t really argue that he’s not the best QB in the league right now. Playing out of his mind lately. 

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Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?

 

Please and thank you.

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