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#3401
6 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Her at the time and it was a one time beej, not a mistress. According to her there wasn't even a kiss just the beej. 

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new information has come to light - I stand corrected.

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#3402
On 9/22/2025 at 6:49 PM, boilerhorn said:

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Fair is fair and all.  Mrs. Baker Mayfield should have a hall pass to give me a beej anytime she wants.  I will just hang up and wait.

#3403
7 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Her at the time and it was a one time beej, not a mistress. According to her there wasn't even a kiss just the beej. 

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The dialogue culminating in that transaction must've been titillating. The story reads more like an ex-groupie trying to cash in with TMZ on her 15 minutes of fame. She was hardly a "mistress".

No, I'm not defending Mayfield.

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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Baker Mayfield has less than 75 yds passing with 10 min left in the 3rd Q…

 

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Just got shoulder checked by Mukuba after the 4th and 3 stop 😂

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I thought it was a drunken bj at the cheese cake factory parking lot. “Mistress” seems like a bit much. 

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