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  • HornOnTheBayou
    HornOnTheBayou

    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

  • Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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#552

I would be interested in seeing the "Dicks Swallowed" stat line comparison for Brady and Mayfield. 

#554
I would be interested in seeing the "Dicks Swallowed" stat line comparison for Brady and Mayfield. 

Or French kissing young boys on camera..

 

#558
7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


Wow mayfield is on par with Brady who is having his worst year in a decade lulz

He's a rookie, though. And Brady is still a Super Bowl caliber QB.

Everyone on here said Baker was going to be trash. I think it's funny. But I'm one of the only ones who hopes he succeeds for those fans in Cleveland. 

#559
He's a rookie, though. And Brady is still a Super Bowl caliber QB.
Everyone on here said Baker was going to be trash. I think it's funny. But I'm one of the only ones who hopes he succeeds for those fans in Cleveland. 

Everyone? Fuck cleveland and fuck baker i hope he chokes on a dick shaped eclair. That said, the boy’s got talent.
#560
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Holy Apples to Oranges comparison Batman 

True, Baker didn’t play a full season 

#561
39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's a rookie, though. And Brady is still a Super Bowl caliber QB.

Everyone on here said Baker was going to be trash. I think it's funny. But I'm one of the only ones who hopes he succeeds for those fans in Cleveland. 

I hope he succeeds as well because I have close friends from Cleveland and they are a great fanbase. Also, The dude is from Tx and once college is over I do not care where you played once in the NFL. 

#562
On 12/26/2018 at 1:08 PM, Message Board User said:

Hated him when he was at OU, but love his attitude now that he's with the Browns. 

Good thing for baker that players never change locker rooms. 

#563
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's a rookie, though. And Brady is still a Super Bowl caliber QB.

Everyone on here said Baker was going to be trash. I think it's funny. But I'm one of the only ones who hopes he succeeds for those fans in Cleveland. 

Baker is trash. He’s never going to be anything but trash. Fuck Baker Mayfield. 

#565
On 12/26/2018 at 4:24 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I caught the hyperbolic part.  I still think you'd be an upgrade at corner.  

danny devito would be an upgrade at corner. 

#566
12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Good thing for baker that players never change locker rooms. 

Players do not care about that stuff as much as people think. If they went to the Browns and they won because of him, they are fine with him. 

#567

I'm surprised and grudgingly admire how well Baker has played this year. Still hate his "persona" though. 

#568
3 minutes ago, YChang said:

I'm surprised and grudgingly admire how well Baker has played this year. Still hate his "persona" though. 

No need for quotes. He's a cunt.

#576

My family & I were catching end of the game while we were out yesterday, & when it ended this guy (who'd already pretty well established himself as a douchebag) told us we were rooting for the wrong team, 'cause 'Baker's the hometown boy'. 

Pulling for Brees, Foles, McCoy (I know, not an Austin guy, per se), & Mayfield ... yeah, those things are exactly the same.

#577
On 12/26/2018 at 4:19 PM, Buddy Hinton said:

You guys are a broken record. "Oh yeah! Wait until next year!!" 

Why is so hard to see that he has a good arm, good mobility, understands defenses, good field visions and isn't afraid to push the ball down field?

He also has 12 ints but who’s counting 

#578

Why would any self righteous Horns fan hope he succeeds? I’m curious. A Heisman winner from your favorite schools biggest rival going on to have success in the pros doesn’t benefit us in recruiting at all. Not to mention he’s a major douchebag who hates UT. 

#579

He had his shot on second down there at the end. His receiver was open but he threw it inside. Throw it outside and the guy makes the catch for a first down in FG range.

It would've been a great ending if the Browns could've pulled it out. The shots of the players and fans watching on the big screen at Heinz Field were pretty cool. I'm not a Pittsburgh fan but it would've been fun to watch the celebration if the Browns had won, especially coming at the expense of the Ravens

#580
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 I would, however, bet a year's salary that Baker Mayfield never wins a Super Bowl ring with the Cleveland Browns. You agree or disagree?

So if a player doesn't win a Super Bowl ring with the Cleveland Browns, it invalidates him from being considered as a good player?  Just checking on the parameters of the debate here.

#581
23 hours ago, wood said:

My family & I were catching end of the game while we were out yesterday, & when it ended this guy (who'd already pretty well established himself as a douchebag) told us we were rooting for the wrong team, 'cause 'Baker's the hometown boy'. 

Pulling for Brees, Foles, McCoy (I know, not an Austin guy, per se), & Mayfield ... yeah, those things are exactly the same.

Agreed. I hope Baker takes a 70 mph semi truck to the forehead. 

#582

Thank you Baker for the 2-for-1.

That is, seeing you choke and throw an int to end the game AND seeing seeing the dramatics of Steeler players and fans lose a playoff spot.

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#584
37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

The mere fact that they have to practice it gives insight into exactly how dumb they are.

#586

Bunch of kids going to get their ass whipped in their own neighborhood doing the horns down that close to UT lands.

#588
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

For the life of me I can’t understand how other fan bases don’t find this pathetic. It’s like Celtics fans chanting beat LA while doing random every day activities

#589
For the life of me I can’t understand how other fan bases don’t find this pathetic. It’s like Celtics fans chanting beat LA while doing random every day activities

Because they are dumb.
#591

People in Alabama will use the phrase "Roll Tide" in normal conversation with strangers as part of their greetings and goodbyes. I'd say there are weirder things out there than a bunch of pussies obsessing about Texas.

#593
On 6/14/2019 at 5:08 PM, Eggo said:

People in Alabama will use the phrase "Roll Tide" in normal conversation with strangers as part of their greetings and goodbyes. I'd say there are weirder things out there than a bunch of pussies obsessing about Texas.

At least that's just self-referential. It'd be more like Auburn fans going around saying "screw Bama".

#594
On 6/14/2019 at 10:47 AM, Machinator said:

 

Kirk Bohls doesn’t have to tweet this crap. For an Austin sports writer, he sure seems to hate the fans and team here

#596
20 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Kirk Bohls doesn’t have to tweet this crap. For an Austin sports writer, he sure seems to hate the fans and team here

Where the hell have you been for the last 10 years? This cocksucker has hated the 'Horns for as long as he's been at the Austin American-Communist.

#597
1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

Where the hell have you been for the last 10 years? This cocksucker has hated the 'Horns for as long as he's been at the Austin American-Communist.

I know I know. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised he gets off on trolling us. 

#598

 effin' douche  !

 

 Caught up with Baker Mayfield at his kids camp in Lake Travis last Friday, and there’s one thing you can always count on: Baker is going to be Baker. Say what you will about the Cleveland Browns quarterback, he is confident beyond words, he says what he feels and he usually backs it up. He taught the campers how to do the “Horns Down” and later told me he’s not going to stop throwing them down. “Always. That’s not going to change,” he said. He said he attempted to change Cavaliers senior quarterback and Longhorns commit Hudson Card’s mind and convince him to be a Sooner. “Trust me, I’ve tried. I don’t know if that’s tampering or what it’s called.” So can new Sooners quarterback Jalen Hurts continue the streak and become the third consecutive OU quarterback to win a Heisman? “That’d be something unreal,” he said. “But he’s a got a strong chance. He’ll have a strong team around him.” Finally, will the Browns be in the next Super Bowl? “We’ll see.”

https://www.statesman.com/sports/20190618/bohls-mayfield-already-cracks-my-top-10-in-talent-confidence

#599
On 6/14/2019 at 10:40 AM, Armybrat said:

He should invite David Boren down to teach them how to suck dicks.

Baker Mayfield is perfectly capable of teaching that himself. 

#600
42 minutes ago, Deej said:

Baker Mayfield is perfectly capable of teaching that himself. 

He already knows how to suck dick.  He was taught by his coach Bob Stoops.

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