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So...a professional QB talking shit to a college kid about high school things? 

Maybe grow up?

 

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I dunno, I think it'd be pretty funny if you had the petty Sooner living in the past, talking shit to a college player over high school football, while the college player completely ignores him (publicly, we all know Sam is internalizing this for when he drops 8 touchdowns on the land thieves in October and 10 more in December).

Edited by Machinator

Baker also said Sam hasn’t beat OU. Uh, Oct 2018?

Baker's like school on Saturday.  Same with the midget.  No class.  Perfect $ooner douchebags, both of them.

I fucking love the way sam ehlinger has a natural talent for making ou quarterback pussies hurt.

Baker is just butt hurt that Mack didn't offer him to play Safety.

On 6/17/2019 at 6:28 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

Kirk Bohls doesn’t have to tweet this crap. For an Austin sports writer, he sure seems to hate the fans and team here

Perhaps some of the younger fans here should be reminded how Kurt Bohls voted for the cheater Reggie Bush for the Heisman.... over Vince Young.

1 minute ago, Chad said:

Baker is just butt hurt that Mack didn't offer him to play Safety.

He overcame that slight and won the heisman anyway. 

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Perhaps some of the younger fans here should be reminded how Kurt Bohls voted for the cheater Reggie Bush for the Heisman.... over Vince Young.

Bohls has made his living being a heel to Texas fans. He is so predictable it is not even noteworthy, much like his career. 

Yet we Texas fans in here (and all over the internet) who want to place themselves on some moral high ground by wishing this douche luck

Fuck him and fuck OU!! I hope his career is an epic failure. Everything negative short of injury is fine with me.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Baker's like school on Saturday.  Same with the midget.  No class.  Perfect $ooner douchebags, both of them.

So, being a douchebag, is a requirement for being a QB at OU?    

Ill allow that!

What a douche....hope sam doesnt say one word and shows that douche how to act

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, being a douchebag, is a requirement for being a QB at OU?    

Ill allow that!

Sam Bradford did not follow that tradition.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Sam Bradford did not follow that tradition.

Must be a Lincoln Riley thing then.

16 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, being a douchebag, is a requirement for being a QB at OU?    

Ill allow that!

Pretty much a prerequisite  to attend OU sucks.  

Baker isn't like most of the players in the NFL. He comes from a well off family and was pretty spoiled most of his life. He has to make shit up to get fired up. It's all in his head. He really is the embodiment of a Sooner QB if you think about it. 

35 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Baker isn't like most of the players in the NFL. He comes from a well off family and was pretty spoiled most of his life. He has to make shit up to get fired up. It's all in his head. He really is the embodiment of a Sooner QB if you think about it. 

Better or worse than the malaise displayed by Murray? 

1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Yet we Texas fans in here (and all over the internet) who want to place themselves on some moral high ground by wishing this douche luck

Fuck him and fuck OU!! I hope his career is an epic failure. Everything negative short of injury is fine with me.

What’s wrong with injury? I wouldn’t be sad if he got his leg caught in a wood chipper. 

51 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Baker isn't like most of the players in the NFL. He comes from a well off family and was pretty spoiled most of his life. He has to make shit up to get fired up. It's all in his head. He really is the embodiment of a Sooner QB if you think about it. 

Like own a car dealership type of well off? 

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, being a douchebag, is a requirement for being a QB at OU?    

Ill allow that!

And a gay ass headband too apparently.  NTTAWWT.

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

Like own a car dealership type of well off? 

Own?! Johnny's dad only manages a car dealership. He's not THAT rich!

3 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

What a douche....hope sam doesnt say one word and shows that douche how to act

This is exactly how to deal with it.  Then when someone in the media asks about it, act as if you don't even know about it.

There's no doubt Gayfield must have a tiny pecker.  So insecure.

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26 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

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You know who probably annoys them the most?

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Sam was laughing at the funny display of aggy insecurity plastered all over the Austin Airport.

Stupid shits are too dumb to recognize that fact.

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Damn, Derp sure was a skinny dude!

he was the only one who could fit into the wall with the camera...

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck baker mayfield!

Too long. FBM /nonavy

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26 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

he was the only one who could fit into the wall with the camera...

Whoa wholly shit, +rep.

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hell to the fucking yeah...

21 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If I had a gun with only 1 bullet and was in a room with Baker Mayfield and Kyler Murray, I would shoot Kyler Murray and beat Baker to death with his severed arms and legs.

Fifm...

Edited by SHOOTER12

23 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets and was in a room with Baker Mayfield and Kyler Murray, I would shoot each of them once in the head. 

I would shoot myself in the face twice for making poor life choices 

Worth reposting. 

"I'm done.  I'm done.  Are you kidding me.  I'm done."

-Baker Mayfield

/the only quote that matters

 

Edited by dcbc

Sooners just got a verbal from the scout #1 overall 2021 recruit...QB from GA.  

 

After back to back #1 overalls, they get who they want on O.

 

Baker and Kyler starting to pay dividends for LR and Co.

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3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Worth reposting. 

"I'm done.  I'm done.  Are you kidding me.  I'm done."

-Baker Mayfield

/the only quote that matters

 

Was he crying at the 1:20 minute mark? Guess I never really listened that closely.

9 minutes ago, Elihu Smails said:

Sooners just got a verbal from the scout #1 overall 2021 recruit...QB from GA.  

 

After back to back #1 overalls, they get who they want on O.

 

Baker and Kyler starting to pay dividends for LR and Co.

I think you meant their love for dicks in norman. 

Was he crying at the 1:20 minute mark? Guess I never really listened that closely.

Me either. Dude sounded like a bitch. If he had ran the other way, he probably gets off like a Baylor player.
5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Damn, Derp sure was a skinny dude!

Pinballs have to be “light” so they can bounce around/down the field when hit.

I'd love a loop of his head hitting that concrete wall.  So enjoyable to watch.  Honestly I'm surprised he didn't get fucked up from that he hit that fucker hard.  SUUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

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3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I'd love a loop of his head hitting that concrete wall.  So enjoyable to watch.  Honestly I'm surprised he didn't get fucked up from that he hit that fucker hard.  SUUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

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Well, he did spill his bag of dicks from that hit. 

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9 hours ago, texaslong said:

Was he crying at the 1:20 minute mark? Guess I never really listened that closely.

Sounded more like blubbering to me.

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