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  • HornOnTheBayou
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    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
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    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

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I changed my stance, Ehrlinger should definitely reply back with the crying audio.
I've changed my stance to this also
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He looks like Osama Bin Sux.

The worst part of all this is seeing Cleveland being talked about like some Top 10 team and SB contender this year...they are so ready to hype him up.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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DHS will mistake him for Al Quaida and do the world a favor.

BM bashing Giants fans in defense of ODB.  https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/browns/2019/07/18/nfl-baker-mayfield-bashes-giants-fans-defense-odell-beckham-jr/1768128001/

Probably not the best long-term plan, as once he gets done with his rookie contract, he'll probably want to go to a big-market team in a place like, oh, I don't know, NEW YORK?!? 

His little teenage drama mama act was ridiculous in high school, was ridiculous in college, and is even more ridiculous now.  

 

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

ODB likes the way it feels on his nuts.

Match made in heaven. NTTAWWT

 

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I’m so glad he’s stuck in Cleveland. We don’t have to worry about him here in America. 

On 7/17/2019 at 3:39 PM, Machinator said:

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Even the dog is like "fuck this guy"

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On 7/18/2019 at 4:24 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

Turned into?

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Thread title aged well.  ESPN could not possibly suck more Baker dick.  

 

Not just ESPN - NFL network ranked him above Deshaun in their preseason top 100 players. 

I mean, Baker can ball, I'll give him that, but c'mon now. 

All y'all can keep on steppin.'  I got my new hoodie, new jersey and I'm headin' to the Super Bowl.  #dealwithit

On 7/18/2019 at 4:24 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

What's up with that big gnarly beard?  Has he turned into a gay Quaker or something?

 

When did BM become a Quaker?

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On 8/3/2019 at 8:45 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

His gf is either a really handsome fish, or one ugly dude in drag.



Big Reddit thread on Bakers comments (with a link to the article).

Even “in context” it sounds bad.

Dunno if a career 7 win QB is merited enough to make those comments...but he was probably smashed at the time he answered that question so I'll give him a pass

1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

Butthurt Baker seems like a blast at parties.

"I cannot believe you're dating this guy. Blows my mind.  Some people overthink it. That's where they go wrong. They forget you've gotta fuck"

(drink hits face)

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker is an asshole and a piece of shit. He doesn't have an ounce of decorum in him.

You telling me the guy who grabbed his junk to wave it at opposing teammates isn’t a stand up guy? GQ alternate title: “Mayfield still an insufferable prick”

I'm still waiting on a garbage truck to accidentally back over him (or deliberately pick him up) outside the Browns' practice facility.

Why go out of your way to trash Daniel Jones? Yes we know he played for Duke, a Basketball school who is fortunate to even earn a bowl berth in football. Baker was awful at Tech, he never beat anyone that mattered. He shined when playing shitty competition last season, Cleveland beat a single playoff team with Baker starting and went on a run beating a ton of awful teams like beating Cincy twice.

 

Jalen Ramsey earned the right to talk trash because he could back it up and became one of the best corners in the NFL. I'm going to laugh if Baker and Cleveland fail to live up to the colossal expectations they've set for themselves this season with Baker and OBJ spewing all kinds of shit every chance they get.

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

9 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

 

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LOL exactly.

A widely despised NFL QB who never won shit.  That's exactly where Mayfield is heading.

As a Cowboy fan, I can't believe that only the Eagles rival my hatred for the effing Browns.

7 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

 

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

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6 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

LOL exactly.

A widely despised NFL QB who never won shit.  That's exactly where Mayfield is heading.

Yeah IDK.  At least it's obvious Baker wants to win.  So if he loses and misses games due to injury (or garbage truck accidents) we all will feel like he's suffering.  That motherfucker Cutler could not be bothered to give a shit about one fucking thing - including winning.  So acting like he really got it bad since he didn't win is far from the truth.  The POS made over 120M and rode off into the sunset with his hot ass wife.  Fuck that guy.  There's no way his 'fall' was glorious.  And fuck, I sure as hell wish it was. 

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So if he loses and misses games due to injury (or garbage truck accidents) we all will feel like he's suffering.  

Let me be clear: I was referring to a garbage truck deliberately running him over. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Let me be clear: I was referring to a garbage truck deliberately running him over. 

I read no so good.  Noted Brother Pete. 

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I read no so good.  Noted Brother Pete. 

Hahaha. I no remember so good.

I did type “accidentally.” I really meant “deliberately.” Either way, the end result is Baker in a wheelchair. 

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Why go out of your way to trash Daniel Jones? Yes we know he played for Duke, a Basketball school who is fortunate to even earn a bowl berth in football. Baker was awful at Tech, he never beat anyone that mattered. He shined when playing shitty competition last season, Cleveland beat a single playoff team with Baker starting and went on a run beating a ton of awful teams like beating Cincy twice.
 
Jalen Ramsey earned the right to talk trash because he could back it up and became one of the best corners in the NFL. I'm going to laugh if Baker and Cleveland fail to live up to the colossal expectations they've set for themselves this season with Baker and OBJ spewing all kinds of shit every chance they get.
It's hilarious. Colossal for any team would be super bowl or bust.

For the browns it's 10 wins and hopefully a division championship in a down year for the afc north

I'm pretty sure Baker suffers from the same thing Chase Daniel does, because damn, they are similar.

Having little man syndrome and/or a really tiny dick will do that to you.

10 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I don't care how talented you are, it never ends well for insufferable assholes who are in love with themselves, especially at the QB position in the NFL.

His fall is coming, and it's going to be glorious.

Ryan Leaf... Jeff George was a douche, right? 

I love this theory, haven’t thought about it enough.  Who else we got? Any exceptions?

Not sure I’d put Cutler on this list...he struck me more as just not caring, but I could be convinced. 

Jamarcus Russell for sure.

 

Baker wasn't awful at Tech.  He was recognized as BXII Freshman of the Year.

 

Off the field?  I'm slightly less enthusiastic.  He's pretty much has been a douchebilger all the way through.

 

That being said, I don't think he took shots at Jones as it's presented in the article.  Baker gets zero benefit of the doubt from the general public though, and he has earned that lack of respect.  Bye-gones ain't bye-gones to evryone...

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