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1 minute ago, futureman said:

three picks.  fuck that worthless sooner cocksucking cunt. 

Yep. Not anymore. Couldn't happen to a classier piece of shit 

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...and 1 safety, and 1 fumble iirc, and1 turned over on downs. Those are numbers.

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


Mayfield does not have good numbers today unless you consider 1 TD and 3 int’s good...

Yeah, I just checked and saw that. Couldn't happen to a classier piece of shit 

Just now, tbone_ said:

He’s a cunt.

this. all day. every day.

his arrogant bullshit in interviews won’t go over as well if he’s shitting the bed every week.  that boy needs to be humbled. 

I’m just thinking out loud here, but I think Baker’s a huge bruised cunt.




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I’m just thinking out loud here, but I think Baker’s a huge bruised cunt.




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On 8/21/2019 at 2:41 PM, tbone_ said:

He’s a cunt.

 

10 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

this. all day..everyday

 

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

He’s a cunt.

 

9 minutes ago, wood said:

this. all day. every day.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, futureman said:

three picks.  fuck that worthless sooner cocksucking cunt. 

Yes!  In the face!

Fuck him, endless schaudenfreude from his failures. 

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Counterpoint: Freddie Kitchens

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Is this your first year watching the NFL? 

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

his arrogant bullshit in interviews won’t go over as well if he’s shitting the bed every week.  that boy needs to be humbled. 

You would think getting tackled by Johnny Law in Arkansas might do that.  But he's a raging twat and always will be.

quite the impressive penalty #'s for cleveland. I knew theyd nuke themselves...I didnt think itd be by the second half of game #1

25 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Is this your first year watching the NFL? 

I'm making fun of people in this thread that were taking them to win 10 or 11 games and win the division. 

Need clips of him acting like a bitch to media questions after this loss

In 4Q: 3/9, 21 yards, 3 Int, 2 sacks.

Strong finish.

Meanwhile, Coach Bro's little Ewok is getting kilt with 6/16 for 41 with 1 INT and 3 sacks.

How is it the NFL coaching collective looked at Baylor's graduating talent and took a pass on all of them following Bryce Petty's evaluation as "not Pro-ready," but OU's are starters?  Same bullshit system, but someone in the front office is friends with Sean McVay, so it's cool.

I think it’s fair to say they are close. I mean it’s not like one is the bone.

36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm making fun of people in this thread that were taking them to win 10 or 11 games and win the division. 

Wasn’t that like 1 guy a month ago? 

Dunno about calling out the entire thread on this. 

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I think it’s fair to say they are close. I mean it’s not like one is the bone.

They’re really not. One is the updated version of the old Air Raid. The other has no route trees, or real read progressions for that matter, and is nearly purely RPO. It’s  like saying our power spread is the same as the Fun in the Gun. I guess sorta tangentially. 

I don’t want to see him get hurt. I just want to see him suck. And lose.

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Can still put on his cute little bracelet over his soft wrap

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

In 4Q: 3/9, 21 yards, 3 Int, 2 sacks.

Strong finish.

Fuck yeah! Johnny's back!

41 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t want to see him get hurt. I just want to see him suck. And lose.

must we choose?

Do the browns play the cards this season?

44 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t want to see him get hurt. I just want to see him suck. And lose.

That’s correct.  I don’t want him to have excuses for sucking. 

45 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t want to see him get hurt. I just want to see him suck. And lose.

Sounds about right.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Matt Leinart, without the hot bitches?

4 hours ago, futureman said:

three picks.  fuck that worthless sooner cocksucking cunt. 

This is your best post ever.

That was a beatdown to the Titans, ladies and gentlemen. The Titans. 

Good luck with those preseason playoff projections dawgs. 

   3 hours ago,  tbone_ said: 

In 4Q: 3/9, 21 yards, 3 Int, 2 sacks.

Strong finish.

Fuck yeah! Johnny's back!


 

My God, it’s full of stars!
Fuck him, endless schaudenfreude from his failures. 
Yeah fuck that guy. I drafted him on my ff team. He'll ride the pine all season and beat no one even virtually.

Fuck him.

You know what makes me feel old?  I remember when Freddie Kitchens was the QB for Alabama, and now I’m watching his old, fat, bald ass suck as an NFL head coach. 

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