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  • HornOnTheBayou
    HornOnTheBayou

    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

  • Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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#852

 

Perhaps Baker should spend more time studying film on quality defenses and less time talking shit about Sam, Daniel Jones and whoever else he "trash" talks.

#855
18 hours ago, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

#856
3 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

#857
10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

4 or 5 wins is a plethora for the Browns.

#859
3 hours ago, elguapo said:

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

I was trying to be facetious, I see now that it didn't come across as I intended. 

#862

I don't always agree with Colin, but he's spot on. I love it when he bashes on Baker.

#865
On 9/8/2019 at 6:22 PM, 52-80 said:

Do the browns play the cards this season?

Cripple fight, cripple fight, a tater and a mite...

#866
On 9/9/2019 at 10:01 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

Maybe a urethra of games.

#867
On 9/9/2019 at 10:01 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

#ILoveTheRealElGuapo

#868
On 9/9/2019 at 3:06 PM, Chad said:

I don't always agree with Colin, but he's spot on. I love it when he bashes on Baker.

It’s not really bashing when you tell the truth.

#870

"Look at me....I'm quirky and fun and I'd play football for free, I just love it so much!"

Has there ever been a more phony, contrived persona? Guy is tool through and through.  

#871
9 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

"Look at me....I'm quirky and fun and I'd play football for free, I just love it so much!"

Has there ever been a more phony, contrived persona? Guy is tool through and through.  

I don’t think it’s contrived.  Whatever the fuck you call his personality... that’s him.   Definitely can’t fault anyone for calling him a complete and utter douche.  

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#875
2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hate this douche, but the new progressive home insurance ads with him doing work around the stadium are pretty funny.

No they're not, and his gf/wife whatever the fuck she is looks like a handsome fish.

#876

BM is the kid at a five year olds birthday party, who already knows everything, annoys everyone, runs around out of control, until he runs into a tree and knocks himself out and ends up with 50 stitches.

His tree is waiting for the collision with his Horns down ass, as is KMs tree.... 

#877

Yes, that's absolutely accurate.  He's that kid that is fucking annoying.  All the adults feel guilty because he's a kid and they hate him, but some fantasize about shoving him into a clothes dryer.

#879
On 9/11/2019 at 7:37 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe a urethra of games.

Watch it-she was one of my favorite singers. 

#880
On 9/8/2019 at 1:42 PM, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Prediction not looking good bro 

#886
20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hate this douche, but the new progressive home insurance ads with him doing work around the stadium are pretty funny.

Simply no.  I kept having to change the channel this weekend because that cock holster was on my tv nonstop.  Similar to my current boycott of Dr. Pepper for throwing that taint licker Bosworth in my face 2 seasons in a row now.

#888
On 9/22/2019 at 10:07 PM, TexArcher said:

So Baker and Kyler have combined for 1 win in 6 attempts.

I like it when assholes fail.

1.5 wins because Lions...

#889
On 9/22/2019 at 9:33 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Prediction not looking good bro 

Do you really expect ztejas to know what he is talking about?

#897

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

#898
7 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

He has no pocket awareness. Maybe that has to do with he trusts his OL none and wants to bail right away but you can't make a habit of doing that in the NFL. This isn't college. Plays are not going to break down constantly when you scramble around. There were many times he could have stepped up in the pocket or side stepped it and let the play develop more. Also, it seems he doesn't have much touch. Every pass is the same velocity and when he lets go of the ball, I am never confident it will get to where he wants it to. 

#899

Here's a stat that I particularly enjoy... Mason Rudolph has more TD passes than Baker Mayfield this year, and he's only played 1.5 games. :D

#900
19 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

Eh ... looked like shit. Is shit.

220. 221. Whatever it takes.

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