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And back to the Baker I remember from Tech.  He suck.

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Perhaps Baker should spend more time studying film on quality defenses and less time talking shit about Sam, Daniel Jones and whoever else he "trash" talks.

See that he sucked is good for my heart cockles.

18 hours ago, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

3 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

4 or 5 wins is a plethora for the Browns.

(this thread)
I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 
12?

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3 hours ago, elguapo said:

Teams that get blown the fuck out at home by the Mariota led Titans don't go on to win 12 games in the NFL.

I was trying to be facetious, I see now that it didn't come across as I intended. 

19 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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Can still put on his cute little bracelet over his soft wrap

Lol - loser’s limp right here.

I don't always agree with Colin, but he's spot on. I love it when he bashes on Baker.

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Jeeze what a dipshit.


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On 9/8/2019 at 6:22 PM, 52-80 said:

Do the browns play the cards this season?

Cripple fight, cripple fight, a tater and a mite...

On 9/9/2019 at 10:01 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

Maybe a urethra of games.

On 9/9/2019 at 10:01 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

Ah, but would you say the Browns will still win a plethora of games?

Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

#ILoveTheRealElGuapo

On 9/9/2019 at 3:06 PM, Chad said:

I don't always agree with Colin, but he's spot on. I love it when he bashes on Baker.

It’s not really bashing when you tell the truth.

It’s just one week, but seeing that loud mouth piece of shit get his ass kicked so thoroughly really warms my heart

"Look at me....I'm quirky and fun and I'd play football for free, I just love it so much!"

Has there ever been a more phony, contrived persona? Guy is tool through and through.  

9 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

"Look at me....I'm quirky and fun and I'd play football for free, I just love it so much!"

Has there ever been a more phony, contrived persona? Guy is tool through and through.  

I don’t think it’s contrived.  Whatever the fuck you call his personality... that’s him.   Definitely can’t fault anyone for calling him a complete and utter douche.  

Somebody need to punch his momma in the mouth.

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2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hate this douche, but the new progressive home insurance ads with him doing work around the stadium are pretty funny.

No they're not, and his gf/wife whatever the fuck she is looks like a handsome fish.

BM is the kid at a five year olds birthday party, who already knows everything, annoys everyone, runs around out of control, until he runs into a tree and knocks himself out and ends up with 50 stitches.

His tree is waiting for the collision with his Horns down ass, as is KMs tree.... 

Yes, that's absolutely accurate.  He's that kid that is fucking annoying.  All the adults feel guilty because he's a kid and they hate him, but some fantasize about shoving him into a clothes dryer.

On 9/11/2019 at 7:37 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe a urethra of games.

Watch it-she was one of my favorite singers. 

On 9/8/2019 at 1:42 PM, ztejas said:

(this thread)

I still think the Browns are winning 12 games this season. 

Prediction not looking good bro 

So Baker and Kyler have combined for 1 win in 6 attempts.

I like it when assholes fail.

20 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I hate this douche, but the new progressive home insurance ads with him doing work around the stadium are pretty funny.

Simply no.  I kept having to change the channel this weekend because that cock holster was on my tv nonstop.  Similar to my current boycott of Dr. Pepper for throwing that taint licker Bosworth in my face 2 seasons in a row now.

On 9/22/2019 at 10:07 PM, TexArcher said:

So Baker and Kyler have combined for 1 win in 6 attempts.

I like it when assholes fail.

1.5 wins because Lions...

On 9/22/2019 at 9:33 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Prediction not looking good bro 

Do you really expect ztejas to know what he is talking about?

Fuck Mayfield. Just fuck him in his fucking face.

Thank you.

That’s kind of a good point actually.

Yeah, not to defend Baker, but Rex Ryan's opinions on offense are less than irrelevant.

Agreed. Just because he’s right doesn’t make him any less of a cunt.

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

7 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

He has no pocket awareness. Maybe that has to do with he trusts his OL none and wants to bail right away but you can't make a habit of doing that in the NFL. This isn't college. Plays are not going to break down constantly when you scramble around. There were many times he could have stepped up in the pocket or side stepped it and let the play develop more. Also, it seems he doesn't have much touch. Every pass is the same velocity and when he lets go of the ball, I am never confident it will get to where he wants it to. 

Here's a stat that I particularly enjoy... Mason Rudolph has more TD passes than Baker Mayfield this year, and he's only played 1.5 games. :D

19 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

As a kid, I was a Browns fan. Maybe it was watching Jim Brown run the ball, or the vintage video available of Otto Graham and Marion Motley (a real bruiser). I stuck with them while they pummeled Johnny U and the Colts (my best friend's team). Thank God the Cowboys came along.

Anyway, if Mayfield continues playing like he did the other night, he's not getting anywhere near the HOF. He looked like shit.

Eh ... looked like shit. Is shit.

220. 221. Whatever it takes.

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