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Mayfield doesn't need any help being (more of) a jackass but Sherman's such a piece of shit.  Fucking flat out lies. 

“It’s definitely my bad,” Sherman told McAfee. “I never want anybody to deal with some sh-t that — I mean some some stuff — that they didn’t do. And so, you know, the questions that he’s gonna get and the annoying, nonsense questions about some stuff that happened in a game that’s already been done, you know, sure he’ll get an apology for that. I’ll probably reach out to him via text or social media to actually get ahold of him and talk to him in person, I mean on the phone. But, yeah, because that sucks. . . . But yeah, yeah. He definitely deserves an apology, and my bad on that.”

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/10/09/richard-sherman-baker-mayfield-definitely-deserves-an-apology/

If apology is the new term for breaking his face, then yeah Baker totally deserves an apology.

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

“It’s definitely my bad,” Sherman told McAfee. “I never want anybody to deal with some sh-t that — I mean some some stuff — that they didn’t do. And so, you know, the questions that he’s gonna get and the annoying, nonsense questions about some stuff that happened in a game that’s already been done, you know, sure he’ll get an apology for that. I’ll probably reach out to him via text or social media to actually get ahold of him and talk to him in person, I mean on the phone. But, yeah, because that sucks. . . . But yeah, yeah. He definitely deserves an apology, and my bad on that.”

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Mayfield doesn't need any help being (more of) a jackass but Sherman's such a piece of shit.  Fucking flat out lies. 

“It’s definitely my bad,” Sherman told McAfee. “I never want anybody to deal with some sh-t that — I mean some some stuff — that they didn’t do. And so, you know, the questions that he’s gonna get and the annoying, nonsense questions about some stuff that happened in a game that’s already been done, you know, sure he’ll get an apology for that. I’ll probably reach out to him via text or social media to actually get ahold of him and talk to him in person, I mean on the phone. But, yeah, because that sucks. . . . But yeah, yeah. He definitely deserves an apology, and my bad on that.”

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/10/09/richard-sherman-baker-mayfield-definitely-deserves-an-apology/

So...He’s apologizing now.  Wow.  Hopefully Lavar Ball can join the fracas.  Most unlikeable dudes of all time.  UNITE

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Mayfield was one of the better athletes while at Oklahoma. Now, he's not. He's average. And that has limited his ability to escape a collapsing pocket. All of the powerful and fast pass-rushers he's seeing now are just as fast, if not faster, than he is.

So when he bounces to the outside, he is easily boxed in.

Consequently, Mayfield has been relegated almost solely to being a pocket passer, and that's not his game. It's only part of it.

Hilarious that the same media that turned this turd into a Heisman trophy winner are tearing his weak ass game to shreds. When the going to talk about him throwing off his back foot to try and get over the D-line swats?

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forgot to write my bit

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

That's fucking rich coming from an NFL QB that still comments on college QB's

Edited by SurlyBDR
oh, and... TAKE THE LOSS, PUSSY!

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

That's fucking rich coming from an NFL QB that still comments on college QB's

college qbs?  try high school defensive linemen...

Who is the biggest sooner cunt?

Baker Mayfield

Kyler Murray

Rhett Bomar

Billy Sims

 

 

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the biggest sooner cunt?

Baker Mayfield

Kyler Murray

Rhett Bomar

Billy Sims

 

 

All of the above

6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the biggest sooner cunt?

Baker Mayfield

Kyler Murray

Rhett Bomar

Billy Sims

Barry Switzer, Brian Bosworth, and Joe Mixon take issue with your list.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

That's fucking rich coming from an NFL QB that still comments on college QB's

Haha. Exactly

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Barry Switzer, Brian Bosworth, and Joe Mixon take issue with your list.

Should add Boren to that list.

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Barry Switzer, Brian Bosworth, and Joe Mixon take issue with your list.

So if we add Bob Stoops, Mike Stoops, Bud Wilkinson, Lincoln Riley and Roy Lee Williams we have a dirty dozen?  

So if we add Bob Stoops, Mike Stoops, Bud Wilkinson, Lincoln Riley and Roy Lee Williams we have a dirty dozen?  
Larry Lacewell
Lonnie Williams
Mack Brown
17 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the biggest sooner cunt?

Baker Mayfield

Kyler Murray

Rhett Bomar

Billy Sims

 

 

Yes.

17 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Who is the biggest sooner cunt?

Baker Mayfield

Kyler Murray

Rhett Bomar

Billy Sims

 

 

Joe Washington.  When he chose the gooners he ran a lot of smack about the Horns.  They merchandised him with him standing in a map of Oklahoma while taking a dump on the state of Texas.  Pure class, dumb okie variety.  A Switzer suitcase of cash special.  

Funny how he says this shit right when the schedule's about to get a whole lot easier.

Fuck Baker Mayfield, whose turnovers directly cost his team the game today.

Rot in hell, motherfucker...and all those who support him.

He’s happy though, because Lake Travis beat Westlake and OU beat Texas and he is a fuckface.

8 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

how the fuck did they lose that, they were up 17-6 or something.  What a POS

Cleveland, ma'an.   Are you new to the planet?

2 hours ago, Iceman said:

Fuck Baker Mayfield, whose turnovers directly cost his team the game today.

Rot in hell, motherfucker...and all those who support him.

...would ya like a cookie?

 

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6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

it sucks when that first read isn't open by 5 yards almost every play and when its not, the DLineman are faster than you.

On 9/23/2019 at 1:07 AM, Tex Pete said:

I hope Baker throws a pick at the end of every game to seal a loss. Fuck that guy. 

This is aging spectacularly 

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

He really needs to do a few more Progressive commercials.

fixed

He is sinking like a rock.  After the bye, which I am sure he is good for at least two int's during, then come the Pats.  Fuck him.

I hope that fuck stick can break into the 30 interceptions club it has been 31 years since we have seen that fear pulled off and he seems like the perfect douche to do it.... 

I've noticed a narrative beginning to form that it's his receiver's hands that are the problem. And it's true that two of yesterday's picks were tipped.

But the problem, just like the goal line pick the week before, is that he has a habit of throwing behind his receivers. The tips that some are blaming on the receivers are because they are twisting around and reaching behind themselves while on the move. Both of this week's INTs on deflections were after poor throws behind the receiver.

He really needs to do a few more commercials.

Hopefully that’s all he will have pretty soon.
59 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I've noticed a narrative beginning to form that it's his receiver's hands that are the problem. And it's true that two of yesterday's picks were tipped.

But the problem, just like the goal line pick the week before, is that he has a habit of throwing behind his receivers. The tips that some are blaming on the receivers are because they are twisting around and reaching behind themselves while on the move. Both of this week's INTs on deflections were after poor throws behind the receiver.

yep, that dipshit McFarland was saying in Monday night game that the goal line INT was the receivers fault but Baker made a shitty throw, same as yesterday. Either one of those throws is another foot in the correct direction and they are catches   

On 10/10/2019 at 11:09 AM, cafe society said:

Joe Washington.  When he chose the gooners he ran a lot of smack about the Horns.  They merchandised him with him standing in a map of Oklahoma while taking a dump on the state of Texas.  Pure class, dumb okie variety.  A Switzer suitcase of cash special.  

This.  Fucking Dallas has this dirty twat on WAY too much (The Ticket).  They've elevated this cheating fuck to a celebrity status and defend him as they would Jerry Johnson.  

Just now, BabaYaga said:

This.  Fucking Dallas has this dirty twat on WAY too much (The Ticket).  They've elevated this cheating fuck to a celebrity status and defend him as they would Jerry Johnson.  

am i supposed to know who Jerry Johnson is? 

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

am i supposed to know who Jerry Johnson is? 

See!  God damn Sooners make me twitchy on a Monday after a loss.  Fuck me.  

I like that he criticized the refs after the game yesterday.

Didn't realize referees caused you to throw INTs.

Didn't look at the stats, but saw late in the 4th that Cleveland was up on Seattle 28 to something, and for sure thought that mouth breathing retard did something good....and then I saw his stats and the loss and it made me feel better. Not about Saturday, but better as a person. 

26 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I like that he criticized the refs after the game yesterday.

Didn't realize referees caused you to throw INTs.

Well it can't be Bakers fault they lost.  When they win its all his doing, win they lose the blame lies elsewhere.  Per Baker.

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