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    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

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    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

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So ... only need to go 10-0 the rest of the way to get those 12 wins lolol.

22 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Holy shit ... and we're talking about 35 years of  Browns qbs here. Un fucking real.

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16 minutes ago, wood said:

Holy shit ... and we're talking about 35 years of  Browns qbs here. Un fucking real.

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It seems like he sucks in the NFL.
Do you realize what you have done???!!!!????
Holy shit ... and we're talking about 35 years of  Browns qbs here. Un fucking real.
It's about time to add to the list

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Looks like BM needs a career restart. Maybe he could get some Cleveland cops to tackle him while he is altered and slam him to the ground or against a wall. You know, for therapeutic reasons. It worked before....

Continual misery seems like a prospect in life he would have embraced by now...

 

Pour it on, Patriots!!!

LMAO! Cry about the refs more you loser. New England's stout defense is going to make that little bitch cry.

Homie has been pretty quiet lately.

 

Unfortunately when I start laughing at a lake Travis quarterback fucking up a shovel pass I start crying.

Unfortunately when I start laughing at a lake Travis quarterback fucking up a shovel pass I start crying.


You forgot to add “....and current Browns quarterback”. Yeah I’m right there with you.

People drafted Baker. Haha haha haha.

6 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Told you he was going to go Ryan Leaf.  He is getting close.  Once the press smell blood in the water it will be who can break Baker.

How any GM could interview idiots like Mayfield, Manziel and Jameis Winston and still draft them that high for the most important position in sports is beyond me

8 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

How any GM could interview idiots like Mayfield, Manziel and Jameis Winston and still draft them that high for the most important position in sports is beyond me

Ironically enough Baker and Jameis share the league lead for interceptions.

On 10/27/2019 at 4:02 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Misery loves company.  Enjoy the shitshow that is Baker.  

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1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Told you he was going to go Ryan Leaf.  He is getting close.  Once the press smell blood in the water it will be who can break Baker.

 

At least Baker had a solo tackle on Sunday.

With all the practice he has  from throwing INTs, he should be a pretty good tackler out of necessity.

Dude is a mental midget. Kyler will be next to fail. College qbs who only make 1 read then run outside of pocket fail in the nfl. Cant out run dlineman nd linebackers like they could in college. He was never a accurate pocket passer in college. Need that morph of Johnny football to baker

 

Wow he just named the exact same three unused in my example. Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing

He'll be calling everyone "haters" soon enough, if he hasn't already.

 

At least Baker had a solo tackle on Sunday.
With all the practice he has  from throwing INTs, he should be a pretty good tackler out of necessity.
Can he teach our defense about this?

that was a dumb question but fun to see maybitch walk away.  when your shit doesn't stink its hard to be around the common folk.  

 someone should reply to the don't call it emotional/passion tweet with "OK, can we just call it fake?"   Faker Maybitch

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53 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

That is excruciating to listen to

Cowherd is almost always excruciating to listen to usually he's more funny when insulting the mental midget though.

Rudolph vs. Mayfield update:

Mason Rudolph: 83/130 (63.8%), 897 yards, 9 TDs / 3 INTs / 97.5 rating

Douchy McDoucheFace: 132/229 (57.6%), 1,690 yards, 6 TDs / 12 INTs (lololol) / 67.8 rating

I should mention that Rudolph (a) got knocked the fuck out in one game and (b) has nowhere NEAR the offensive talent around him that Douchy McDoucheFace does.

Fuck that whiny little bitch.

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Baker Mayfield quit something?

 

absolute shocker...

He just doesn't shut the fuck up does he.

8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

That is excruciating to listen to

listening to Joy Taylor (because of her voice) is excruciating.

15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

At least Baker had a solo tackle on Sunday.

With all the practice he has  from throwing INTs, he should be a pretty good tackler out of necessity.

Was he recruited as a safety?

Maybe Bakers dad should start taking the questions from the press since Baker can't handle it.  Worked for him when he quit at Tech.

On 10/28/2019 at 1:34 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Unfortunately when I start laughing at a lake Travis quarterback fucking up a shovel pass I start crying.

Those words aren’t allowed to be said together at my house.

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