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9 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Maybe Bakers dad should start taking the questions from the press since Baker can't handle it.  Worked for him when he quit at Tech.

I'm gonna back Baker on this. The press does ask some REALLY stupid questions cause they aren't smart enough to understand the game. I would walk out on them too.

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I mean....Baker was a walk-on for a reason. This just further proves that either the Big 12 is a shit conference with no defense or Lincoln is a fuckin offensive God amongst men. Either way that sucks for us

9 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I mean....Baker was a walk-on for a reason. This just further proves that either the Big 12 is a shit conference with no defense or Lincoln is a fuckin offensive God amongst men. Either way that sucks for us

The big 12 is a shit conference

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

The big 12 is a shit conference

God damn, STFU and go suck dick on some SEC message board.  Your shit gets old, real god damn fast.  Crybaby motherfucker.  

38 minutes ago, TexasBuckeye said:

I'm gonna back Baker on this. The press does ask some REALLY stupid questions cause they aren't smart enough to understand the game. I would walk out on them too.

If Baker was some chess champion savant like Kyler Murray, he'd have handled it a lot better.

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn, STFU and go suck dick on some SEC message board.  Your shit gets old, real god damn fast.  Crybaby motherfucker.  

Nah he’s right. Fuck the Big 12. The fact that we can’t win this shit conference erks me

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Nah he’s right. Fuck the Big 12. The fact that we can’t win this shit conference erks me

Cool - he has one god damn post...it's set on auto-repeat.  As if the conference is a bigger problem then Tom Herman.  Seems just a bit disingenuous when you bitch 24/7 about the conference and mixing in how great Florida/SEC is, yet never a post about Tom or how OU sucks. 

What the fuck you wanna do?  The PAC has much worse football and SEC is pure trash with aggy leading the way.  If OU and Texas were both top 10 for a couple years in a row, nobody would give a shit about the conference.  Take a minute to check out the real problems.  They're not hard to see. 

40 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn, STFU and go suck dick on some SEC message board.  Your shit gets old, real god damn fast.  Crybaby motherfucker.  

Lulz TRIGGERED! 

40 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Cool - he has one god damn post...it's set on auto-repeat.  As if the conference is a bigger problem then Tom Herman.  Seems just a bit disingenuous when you bitch 24/7 about the conference and mixing in how great Florida/SEC is, yet never a post about Tom or how OU sucks. 

What the fuck you wanna do?  The PAC has much worse football and SEC is pure trash with aggy leading the way.  If OU and Texas were both top 10 for a couple years in a row, nobody would give a shit about the conference.  Take a minute to check out the real problems.  They're not hard to see. 

The PAC is better than the big 12. The fucking ACC is better this year too. The sec is pure trash? 

Just because I don't shit on the head coach enough for you I'm some kind of troll? Man you are deranged. Stop obsessing about me ya turd.

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2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

That looks like a Bears fan.

/That'sTheJoke

Also, not a Bears fan here, just an estranged Cowgirls fan.  Fuck the NFL.  I like giving Zavala shit.  So sue me. 

On 10/30/2019 at 1:01 PM, Don Johnson said:

 

Haha. SUCH a little bitch.

Baker Football is becoming a bigger pile of shit by the day. Hope he really cranks up his coke habit. This is fun. 

14 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

I'm gonna back Baker on this. The press does ask some REALLY stupid questions cause they aren't smart enough to understand the game. I would walk out on them too.

Part of his job is to deal with the press.  He has been a little bitch his entire career starting his freshman year.

16 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

I'm gonna back Baker on this. The press does ask some REALLY stupid questions cause they aren't smart enough to understand the game. I would walk out on them too.

If you were playing in JUCO maybe, but this dude is being paid millions of dollars to do a job and talking to regarded press is one of his duties. You know who dosnt have to talk to the press? The backup QB. Maybe Baker would be better suited with that job. 

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

If you were playing in JUCO maybe, but this dude is being paid millions of dollars to do a job and talking to regarded press is one of his duties. You know who dosnt have to talk to the press? The backup QB. Maybe Baker would be better suited with that job. 

You know who also doesn't talk to the press? Insurance salesman

16 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You know who also doesn't talk to the press? Insurance salesman

Bullshit. I see them >50X’s every Sunday...

17 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You know who also doesn't talk to the press? Insurance salesman

Not true. Aaron Rodgers takes his favorite agent everywhere. 

21 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I mean....Baker was a walk-on for a reason. This just further proves that either the Big 12 is a shit conference with no defense or Lincoln is a fuckin offensive God amongst men. Either way that sucks for us

NFL refs call holding.  

Baker gets another paycheck this week.

Pretty funny. Hope he is saving them.

14 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

If you were playing in JUCO maybe, but this dude is being paid millions of dollars to do a job and talking to regarded press is one of his duties. You know who dosnt have to talk to the press? The backup QB. Maybe Baker would be better suited with that job. 

We'll find out soon enough...

I rarely call out someones significant other but gotdamn, his gf/wife is fugly.  10 pounds of makeup and still fugly.  

 

Couldn’t get past the mighty Brandon Allen and 2-6 (now 3-6) denver today. 
but 10-6 is still out there for them. 

Odell is about to go crazy about not getting the ball during pressure situations. His body language screams im tired of playing with these losers

On 11/2/2019 at 2:16 AM, wood said:

We'll find out soon enough...

After today, the Browns need to look for their own quarterback named Allen. Four times in the 2nd quarter inside the 21 and settle for field goals? His last play showed he cannot read the field. He is backup material.

Baker is so shitty he is turning an electrifying top 10 NFL player into a JAG WR. 

But hey, those Progressive commercials, tho. 

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He looks the character of whatever sad film Casey Affleck will star in next.

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Trying to capitalize on Minshew mania?

 

19 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Vote for Pedro 

Odell is about to go crazy about not getting the ball during pressure situations. His body language screams im tired of playing with these losers
OBJ is one of the biggest losers in the NFL. He belongs in Cleveland

Baker is a sham.  I'd take Kingsbury, Harrell or Cumbie over that pos.  ou runs the same gimmick offense that didn't get those dudes drafted.    

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Post loss but before PC is definitely the time to lose the fu Manchu. 

That's what i was thinking... I know that mofo had the FU going on during the game today.

I’m sure the Browns or some other idiot NFL team will draft Jalen Hurts in the first round 

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

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One more win than a Miami team that (was) literally trying to lose every fucking game.  So glad Miami didn't draft you fucking idiot

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