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On 12/16/2019 at 4:12 PM, nnm said:

Went ahead and looked at the 1990s for grins.  

1990s:  41-71, including the 3-year 1996-98 interregnum.  Also including their 11-5 1994 year, in which they won a wildcard playoff game.  Unfortunately, the next season they fell to 5-11, and then fired Bill Bellichick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The crazy thing is that in the mid/late 80s they were easily one of the top 5 teams in the AFC.  Seemed like every year it came down to some combination of the Broncos, Browns, Bengals and maybe KC, Seattle or the Raiders in the AFC championship game.

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I just moved to Denver a few months back and Mark Schlereth is one of the radio guys in town. It warms my cockles to listen to Schlereth call Mayfield a douchebag on an almost daily basis. It also doesnt hurt that Klatt is a weekly guest.

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The crazy thing is that in the mid/late 80s they were easily one of the top 5 teams in the AFC.  Seemed like every year it came down to some combination of the Broncos, Browns, Bengals and maybe KC, Seattle or the Raiders in the AFC championship game.
I just moved to Denver a few months back and Mark Schlereth is one of the radio guys in town. It warms my cockles to listen to Schlereth call Mayfield a douchebag on an almost daily basis. It also doesnt hurt that Klatt is a weekly guest.
I lived in Denver (USAF) when the Browns were relevant. Lost 2 straight AFC championships to the Broncos who went on to get stomped in their Super Bowls.

I never hated the Broncos until I lived there. No cable on base so only local channels. They had a ton of Broncos-related TV shows - John Elway Show, Dan Reeves Show, Broncos Beat, Denver Huddle, etc. Really annoying shit.

Heh ... that's some 6-9 bullshit for this 10-12 win team. LOL.

I watched some of this hoping to see bed shitting.  I was not disappointed.  Ravens were down 6-0 at the two minute warning and the half ended Ravens 14-6.  Browns fans were booing the shit of their team.  It was pretty great.

I lived in Denver (USAF) when the Browns were relevant. Lost 2 straight AFC championships to the Broncos who went on to get stomped in their Super Bowls.

I never hated the Broncos until I lived there. No cable on base so only local channels. They had a ton of Broncos-related TV shows - John Elway Show, Dan Reeves Show, Broncos Beat, Denver Huddle, etc. Really annoying shit.


This is an odd take. You hated the team because they got a lot of coverage in a sports crazed city?

Miami was pretty prevalent in the playoffs 80s-90s.....might have missed one there osujeff



This is an odd take. You hated the team because they got a lot of coverage in a sports crazed city?
I wasn't a Broncos fan to start, and when you only get 3 channels it kind of sucks when all 3 are airing Broncos-related TV shows almost every day and at the same time. I got tired of hearing about them all the fucking time.

Rumors of Urban to Cleveland are a thing now:

 

Remember when the media was hyping up Cleveland as New England's primary challenger during the off season? Yeah.........

BM seems more like a CFL guy than an NFL guy....more Tim Hortons, less State Farm .

Face plants into Arkansas dirt though seems like his true calling.

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I wasn't a Broncos fan to start, and when you only get 3 channels it kind of sucks when all 3 are airing Broncos-related TV shows almost every day and at the same time. I got tired of hearing about them all the fucking time.

Like an episode of South Park.
4 hours ago, Chad said:

Remember when the media was hyping up Cleveland as New England's primary challenger during the off season? Yeah.........

Yep. LOL. But it wasn't just the media.

4 hours ago, Chad said:

Remember when the media was hyping up Cleveland as New England's primary challenger during the off season? Yeah.........

Had a pretty good argument on another board with a Lake Travis apologist in August/ September about how Baker was gonna be MVP this year and how he had allegedly surpassed Wilson/ Mahomes/ Brees/ et al for the MVP race.  like the rest of the world, nobody was even mentioning Lamar Jackson, but this cat was convinced Mayfield was going to do what Jackson ended up doing.  We kept reminding him, "It's fucking Cleveland, dude.  It's Quitter Mayfield.  It ain't happening."

The last post was around November 11th, and even then, it was people telling him they were sorry his guy sucked so badly.  Laughably bad...

BM only had the one INT yesterday (officially). But did y'all see the two he got away with? Holy shit. All three were horrible decisions/throws. One was nullified by a penalty. The other hit the ground & was overturned.

9 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Rumors of Urban to Cleveland are a thing now:

Cleveland is a better situation than Dallas  (due to owners).

He’s an Ohio guy. 

They passed on Saquon Barkley for this bum
Barkley and chubb are the same player though.
4 hours ago, Iceman said:

Had a pretty good argument on another board with a Lake Travis apologist in August/ September about how Baker was gonna be MVP this year and how he had allegedly surpassed Wilson/ Mahomes/ Brees/ et al for the MVP race.  like the rest of the world, nobody was even mentioning Lamar Jackson, but this cat was convinced Mayfield was going to do what Jackson ended up doing.  We kept reminding him, "It's fucking Cleveland, dude.  It's Quitter Mayfield.  It ain't happening."

The last post was around November 11th, and even then, it was people telling him they were sorry his guy sucked so badly.  Laughably bad...

Baker’s problem isn’t just that he’s stupid and not a very good football player at this point, it’s that he’s a total piece of shit. That wears on everyone.

Glad to see Baker continue to get his comeuppance. Hoping he suffers a career ending injury soon and disappears. 

He’s not going to need an injury to disappear. Won’t be long.

If they can get rid of lifelong loser OBJ.. it'd be a huge step in the right direction whether Baker is the man of the future or not. Obj loses wherever he goes.

 

 

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

He’s not going to need an injury to disappear. Won’t be long.

Sure. I just want it to be crippling. 

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

He’s an Ohio guy. 

So he knows better...it ain't happenin. Whether he's eyeing a plum college job or not, Urban Meyer  likes people talking about Urban Meyer.

Taking over that shit shitshow in Cleveland isn't like strolling in to Columbus after tressel wore out his welcome 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So he knows better...it ain't happenin. Whether he's eyeing a plum college job or not, Urban Meyer  likes people talking about Urban Meyer.

Taking over that shit shitshow in Cleveland isn't like strolling in to Columbus after tressel wore out his welcome 

They fired Bill Belichik. This can’t be emphasized enough. 

Baker is really starting to go off the rails lol. He’s just as obsessed with cowherd as cowherd is with him. The difference is, cowherd is doing it to get a reaction. You know...for content. For his show. Baker is doing it because he can’t help himself at all.

He's Johnny Football 2.0 without the crippling drug addiction. He's gonna melt, it's just a matter of time. 

Injury would be the easy way out for him.  Every day he stays there is another day he's stuck in FUCKING CLEVELAND.  Every day he opens his mouth is another day of other teams realizing why they would never want him on the roster.

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6 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:
Baker is really starting to go off the rails lol. He’s just as obsessed with cowherd as cowherd is with him. The difference is, cowherd is doing it to get a reaction. You know...for content. For his show. Baker is doing it because he can’t help himself at all.

That’s who Baker has always been. He’s a whiny piece of shit who always feels slighted. He can’t just move on, he has to be a petty bitch. He doesn’t even know what it is to “be the better man.” He’s never heard of such a thing. 

Dude had peter principled his way to where he is. This is as good as it’s gonna get for him. No amount of moxie is going to help him make the throws he can’t make or run for first downs he’s just not athletic enough to make. He’s exactly what he is - a shitty NFL qb that can’t make it work with two stud WRs and a badass RB. He’s sucks. That’s all there is to it.

17 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Lucky for Barkley.

Barkley plays for a shittier team in the Giants, though. Although it is in NY instead of Cleveland so that is a win I guess.

11 hours ago, nnm said:

They fired Bill Belichik. This can’t be emphasized enough. 

Let's not act like Belichik back then was who he is now. No one knew that a coach in Cleveland would then go on to be possibly the greatest coach ever. Definitely in modern era he is no question.

Barkley plays for a shittier team in the Giants, though. Although it is in NY instead of Cleveland so that is a win I guess.

That was what I was getting at.

If other teams would stop guarding his first read, then I think he could be pretty good. 

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22 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Cleveland is a better situation than Dallas  (due to owners).

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Barkley plays for a shittier team in the Giants, though. Although it is in NY instead of Cleveland so that is a win I guess.

True, Cleveland has never lost a Superbowl so they own the Giants in that regard.

Browns heading straight for 6-10, giving the shitty Bengals their 2nd win lol.  Worse than last year's 7-8-1. Going the wrong way. Fuck Baker & Fuck the Browns.

And 10, 11, 12 wins? Yeah, fuck everyone who actually spouted that nonsense.

Douchebag Baker's final pass of the season was his 3rd pick of the day. Perfect ending. 

How many NFL games has that fucker ended with a pick?

5 minutes ago, wood said:

Douchebag Baker's final pass of the season was his 3rd pick of the day. Perfect ending. 

How many NFL games has that fucker ended with a pick?

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Baker's a reclamation project at this point.  Even after pricing in shitty coaching and shittier offensive line, wow he's been bad.

He needs to join johnny football in unemployment line.

Has a fan base ever done a more drastic 180 on a qb other than mike Vick lol? Baker has lost it

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5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Has a fan base ever done a more drastic 180 on a qb other than mike Vick lol? Baker has lost it

baker when they hop over the barricade

 

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