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  • HornOnTheBayou
    HornOnTheBayou

    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

  • Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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32 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

If there’s ever a combo Hall Of Fame for dudes that have HOF credentials solely as a football player but also for being a human being, Derrick Brooks will be in the inaugural class....

Most definitely. I couldn't believe how genuine he was. I didn't know what to expect, but he made my day much better. 

I'll throw in my brush with okie greatness. David Boren was as big of a cunt as you'd expect. Perhaps even more so.

Since no one has said it in a while, Baker Mayfield is a giant douchey cunt who deserves to lose every game he plays and will soon make a living selling his cunt body for tricks in an alley behind the Cleveland stadium. Fuck Baker Mayfield.

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9 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Wham! never seemed that gay to me

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5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That's bad ass. I got to meet Derrick Brooks, and he was an absolute gentleman. Saw Warren Sapp, but didn't meet him, and didn't want to. People always said he was an asshole, so I said nah, I'm good. 

Yeah I Gator chomped at Warren Sapp outside a cigar place in Orlando and he started talking a ton of shit lol. I think he was shit hammered. Wearing sunglasses at night gets you more fucked up somehow.

19 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yeah I Gator chomped at Warren Sapp outside a cigar place in Orlando and he started talking a ton of shit lol. I think he was shit hammered. Wearing sunglasses at night gets you more fucked up somehow.

Hahaha. Fucking baller move 

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I appreciate you ladies leaving out the dick sucking parts

 Chopper mentioned David Boren. 

37 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hahaha. Fucking baller move 

It was the night before week 0, Florida vs. Miami. I'm sure I wasn't the first lol.

Damn I miss college football season

😭

10 minutes ago, Zavala said:

It was the night before week 0, Florida vs. Miami. I'm sure I wasn't the first lol.

Damn I miss college football season

😭

Oh God lol. That just makes the dick kick to him that much sweeter 

20 hours ago, Chopper said:

I'll throw in my brush with okie greatness. David Boren was as big of a cunt as you'd expect. Perhaps even more so.

I guy I used to work for told me this tale about 15 years ago: he was dating a chick who's father was an oil exec (we're all in OKC BTW). Her dad went to this party and Boren was there getting hammered. Boren proceeded to try and put the moves on this chick's dad, who abruptly made a beeline for the exit. He said the guy was pretty much done with being around Boren after that.

13 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I guy I used to work for told me this tale about 15 years ago: he was dating a chick who's father was an oil exec (we're all in OKC BTW). Her dad went to this party and Boren was there getting hammered. Boren proceeded to try and put the moves on this chick's dad, who abruptly made a beeline for the exit. He said the guy was pretty much done with being around Boren after that.

Boren: "hey how.... <hic> how 'bout we go back to my plaze for pizza and gay sex?"

Other guy: "I'm outta here"

Boren: "hey whassamatter you don't like pizza?"

Hall and Oates. With a pic that’s dripping with more aggy love than anything Freddy Mercury or Elton John, or George Michael (there’s your wham!) ever produced. 

33 minutes ago, nnm said:

Hall and Oates. With a pic that’s dripping with more aggy love than anything Freddy Mercury or Elton John, or George Michael (there’s your wham!) ever produced. 

You do know aggy love involves ewe?

Baker does not deserve any better treatment than Colt or Manziel received.  The Haslem boys should draft Jake Fromm and motorboat his mom's titties as a signing day bonus.  

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Which one is Brooks and which one is Dunn?

that's Scott the Engineer and Gary dumbass

30 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

that's Scott the Engineer and Gary dumbass

That's ACE & Gary...

 

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He shore don't got a purty mouth...

that's Scott the Engineer and Gary dumbass



Don’t you mean Scott “can’t do 40 pushups” The Engineer and Bababooey (fafafoehi)?




3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yeah they announced the turd next to him, that DE that swung his helmet at Rudolph. They totally ignored Baker though lol

Fuck the haters. He'll show 'em who's boss when the playoffs start!

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Fuck the haters. He'll show 'em who's boss when the playoffs start!

This guy, right?

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9 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Don’t you mean Scott “can’t do 40 pushups” The Engineer and Bababooey (fafafoehi)?

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OUTTA HERE!

On 1/7/2020 at 7:20 PM, Ignatius said:

If there’s ever a combo Hall Of Fame for dudes that have HOF credentials solely as a football player but also for being a human being, Derrick Brooks will be in the inaugural class....

And Sweetness.    They named a fucking award after him.

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On 2/1/2020 at 10:19 AM, StassneyHorn said:

Couple of winters in Cleveland will do that to anyone

And yet everyone in that picture winters in Cleveland. 

The picture suggests he's coming off a full body injury that prevents him from working out..... Or sticking to his diet. How the fuck is that an NFL QB. 

Anyone without the knowing would assume he's the limo driver in that pic

He isn’t?

Being muscle bound and ripped is detrimental to most QBs.  Most white QBs look like him.

On 1/31/2020 at 11:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

These pornos never end well for the white person 

On 1/31/2020 at 11:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

Separated at birth?

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Mayfield is already the guy who swims with his t-shirt on,,,,

On 2/1/2020 at 12:47 AM, SurlyBDR said:

 

How in the fuck is that a starting NFL QB? Baker literally looks the part of someone who hasn't touched a set of weights in years and would drop the ground sucking air if he ran the 40 yard dash.

21 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Being muscle bound and ripped is detrimental to most QBs.  Most white QBs look like him.

He doesn’t have to look like a starting S, but have some personnel pride, buy an ab roller or something and invest in some grooming advice for that terrible beard. 

Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?
I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat.

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