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Of all the dumb shit Baker Mayfield has done, Cowherd chooses running to the sideline as his example? 

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On 5/28/2018 at 9:10 PM, Mileslong said:

I can’t wait until he comes out of the closet...

Well, just because you're comfortable with your lifestyle and all doesn't mean everyone is.

8 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Watch two enormous bags of shit arguing. 

 

There is no one in media I hate more than Collin Cowherd.

So, the title of that segment is "All the way up: Baker Mayfield."?

 

All the way up what, exactly?

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

So, the title of that segment is "All the way up: Baker Mayfield."?

 

All the way up what, exactly?

He started from the bottom, now he here.

He takes it in the bottom, cause he queer.

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57 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

So, the title of that segment is "All the way up: Baker Mayfield."?

 

All the way up what, exactly?

Don’t be dumb. Heisman and Number 1 draft pick, from a walk-on. 

Doesnt mean he’s not a douchebag. Everyone agrees on that part. 

Him and Colin Cowherd in the same room... like a black hole of cockbreath

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So the thing about sports is that everyone who talks about it used to do it, and still wants to do it. And let's be honest, there isn't really that much going on. It's all pretty trivial and seat of the pants stuff. 

So you pick some tiny point and focus on it. Now the problem with a tiny point is that you have to make it seem interesting. So you can get outraged. Like Sceamin A Smith and his douche ex-boyfriend. Or like all of the various and disreputable ESPN hangers on. 

Cowherd both focuses on the narrow and is able to make it seem somewhat interesting. Give him credit, when a dog finds a bone, he doesn't let go. But he's as good as it gets. Cowherd is real. He likes sports. Like most sports guys, he seems to know it's really boring. But he does a solid job of entertaining. Lather, rinse, repeat. No reason to hate him other than he's better looking that me, much wealthier than me, and he's famous. But besides that I think he's allright.

5 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

So the thing about sports is that everyone who talks about it used to do it, and still wants to do it. And let's be honest, there isn't really that much going on. It's all pretty trivial and seat of the pants stuff. 

So you pick some tiny point and focus on it. Now the problem with a tiny point is that you have to make it seem interesting. So you can get outraged. Like Sceamin A Smith and his douche ex-boyfriend. Or like all of the various and disreputable ESPN hangers on. 

Cowherd both focuses on the narrow and is able to make it seem somewhat interesting. Give him credit, when a dog finds a bone, he doesn't let go. But he's as good as it gets. Cowherd is real. He likes sports. Like most sports guys, he seems to know it's really boring. But he does a solid job of entertaining. Lather, rinse, repeat. No reason to hate him other than he's better looking that me, much wealthier than me, and he's famous. But besides that I think he's allright.

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Cowherd has interesting topics and I did find him entertaining when he was on ‘free’ radio.  The turnoff with hm for me is how he acts like he sees everything coming ahead of time, but fails to mention that foresight until after the event occurs.  He likes him some ‘me.’  A lot.

I've always thought Cowherd was a clown, but once Dabo Swinney went on his show to call him out on saying Clemson wouldn't ever win the national championship because they were too soft or didn't have the Manalytics or whatever bullshit Colin came up with, and his response was "we don't have to be correct with our takes, we just have to be entertaining", then it confirmed to me how much of a clown he is. 

BM's going to stink at Cleveland.  He got hurt in the RRR game and that was with a good line and above average talent.  There's a reason the Browns are famous for sucking.  
What is this "RRR game" you speak of?

Lol.  Cowturd is and always will be a moron. He thinks he’s so god damn smart. Baker doesn’t usually come off as the good guy but here we are...

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

I've always thought Cowherd was a clown, but once Dabo Swinney went on his show to call him out on saying Clemson wouldn't ever win the national championship because they were too soft or didn't have the Manalytics or whatever bullshit Colin came up with, and his response was "we don't have to be correct with our takes, we just have to be entertaining", then it confirmed to me how much of a clown he is. 

 

But Cowherd is exactly right. Who cares if a host is correct 100%, debates with stats, if he is boring he will not be listened to or watched. They are Entertainers 1st.

Deadspin:  This is the best thing a Browns quarterback has done since Vinny Testaverde beat Drew Bledsoe in a playoff game.

 

Lulz

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

over under on how many games this douche plays before someone snaps in half.

100.5

  • 4 weeks later...

This seems like a good time to mention that Mayfield ended LT's five year title streak by losing in the first round perennial underachievers Pflugerville. 

“Munsoned” is going to be replaced by “Bakered.”

Fuck that worthless piece of shit. I hope he’s paralyzed falling in the shower after his first practice. 

Browns gonna Browns. Lulz. It really is stunning to see an organization that never, ever learns from its mistakes.

On ‎7‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 2:48 AM, Tex Pete said:

“Munsoned” is going to be replaced by “Bakered.”

Fuck that worthless piece of shit. I hope he’s paralyzed falling in the shower after his first practice. 

I always know football season is getting closer when the posts start to become more.....intense.

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Browns gonna Browns. Lulz. It really is stunning to see an organization that never, ever learns from its mistakes.

Nah, they know what they're doing.  BM's gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl.

2 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Nah, they know what they're doing.  BM's gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl.

BM? No wonder they're the "Browns"...

44 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

BM? No wonder they're the "Browns"...

That's the joke. 

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Browns gonna Browns. Lulz. It really is stunning to see an organization that never, ever learns from its mistakes.

I wouldnt bet against him. Anything can happen at the next level. 

39 minutes ago, Greg Focker said:

I wouldnt bet against him. Anything can happen at the next level. 

You're joking, right?

Manziel 2.0, except this train wreck is going to be WAY more entertaining to watch.  

On 6/22/2018 at 4:16 PM, mulletpelini said:

over under on how many games this douche plays before someone snaps in half.

With their toilet paper OL it might not take long.

A QB in the NFL and he is about to skip out on all the women throwing themselves at him for at least a couple of years? 

Her Instagram bio says she also works as a patient coordinator at a Los Angeles plastic surgery clinic.  Whew - I was concerned she might be vapid and crazy when I thought she was just an Instagram “model”, so that’s a relief.
Lmao
Manziel 2.0, except this train wreck is going to be WAY more entertaining to watch.  


At least Baker is more likely to put in the effort off the field that Manziel couldn’t be bothered with.
9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Ahh wtf???   Lol.    Ah it starts with the Baker downfall watch and mistakes early 

22 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

What goes on inside:

- naked acroyoga.

- trimming each other's facial hair.

- increasing their ratings on Madden.

- intense debate on the most electrifying way to take a sack.

- delusions of grandeur.

- house-hunting in Canada, just in case.

46 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

The rook is already acting like the pre-Madonna we know he is.  I'm sure this will go over well.

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9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

hope they have a good sploof

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On ‎7‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 8:43 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

You're joking, right?

No, not joking. In a sport where an undrafted rookie can win the rushing title, its not outside the realm of possibility that the #1 overall pick could turn out to be not complete dog shit.   In the NFL all kinds of weird shit happens.

 

On ‎7‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 11:43 PM, Shmitty said:

Manziel 2.0, except this train wreck is going to be WAY more entertaining to watch.  

 

Meh.  manziel  by comparison to Mayfield is really lazy. Mayfield will work hard and put out 100% effort every day and his teammates love him.  Manziel was known to show up to practice late and hung over, didn't study film, acted very entitled and wasn't all in. Completely different guys in that respect.  Sucks for manziel cause he has more natural talent than Mayfield does, but Mayfield's effort and drive definitely separates him from the pretenders.

 

 

 

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On 7/27/2018 at 4:41 PM, Greg Focker said:

No, not joking. In a sport where an undrafted rookie can win the rushing title, its not outside the realm of possibility that the #1 overall pick could turn out to be not complete dog shit.   In the NFL all kinds of weird shit happens.

 

 

Meh.  manziel  by comparison to Mayfield is really lazy. Mayfield will work hard and put out 100% effort every day and his teammates love him.  Manziel was known to show up to practice late and hung over, didn't study film, acted very entitled and wasn't all in. Completely different guys in that respect.  Sucks for manziel cause he has more natural talent than Mayfield does, but Mayfield's effort and drive definitely separates him from the pretenders.

 

 

 

Manziel was more entitled?  What planet are you living on?  I've never seen a player with more entitlement, who acted like a whiny bitch then Mayfield.  I see no difference between the two except Mayfield is just outspoken about his douchiness and Manziel was more of a team player than Mayfield was.  

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