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#1451
19 minutes ago, Modessit said:
1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:
Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat.

Of course his mother loves him. It's everyone else who doesn't.

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#1452
23 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Being muscle bound and ripped is detrimental to most QBs.  Most white QBs look like him.

lol, no. not unless we're talking intramurals brother. and even then plenty of those frat boys actually have some semblance of muscle tone, some sign that their body regularly engages in physical activity. he's a fucking profesional athlete for christ's sake, he literally gets paid millions to be athletic and it's in his job description to lift weights. what a loser.

#1453
Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

Being in shape or some semblance has jack shit to do with being hot. I’ve seen plenty of chicks that are ugly as fuck but they’re in shape.
#1454
19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You banged her didn't you?

after she rotated the tires on his house...

#1455
On 2/3/2020 at 10:11 AM, Bobby_Batronic said:

He doesn’t have to look like a starting S, but have some personnel pride, buy an ab roller or something and invest in some grooming advice for that terrible beard. 

Cleveland could definitely use some personnel pride

#1457
he's a fucking profesional athlete for christ's sake, he literally gets paid millions to be athletic and it's in his job description to lift weights. what a loser.


“Was” a professional athlete I think you meant to say.
#1458
This explains why, per the commercials, Baker has to live at the stadium and do all of its maintenance.  “Shitter is overflowing in the lower level restroom on the East side.  No, don’t call a plumber.  That’s Baker work.”


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#1459
On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2020 at 11:32 AM, Modessit said:
On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2020 at 10:45 AM, MAUFRAIS said:
Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat.

Chee, chee-son of a bitch?

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#1461
3 minutes ago, futureman said:

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

Slap him in the face and then run a 10 yard out so he can’t hit you.

#1464
7 hours ago, futureman said:

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

she better have something because that face is comparable to a handsome fish

#1469

What exactly is brewing here? A woman sucking a dude's dick and then wants everyone to know she did for attention? Holy shit!! How compelling!! 

#1470
15 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm just surprised it was a girl. 

This is why he blocked her, he's ashamed of himself 

Edited by SurlyBDR
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#1471
15 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

This is why he blocked her, he's ashamed of himself 

In fairness, that is a Cleveland 9.

#1472
39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What exactly is brewing here? A woman sucking a dude's dick and then wants everyone to know she did for attention? Holy shit!! How compelling!! 

He's married. That may throw a wrench into things. 

#1474
12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He's married. That may throw a wrench into things. 

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#1478
On 2/8/2020 at 8:08 PM, mulletpelini said:

she better have something because that face is comparable to a handsome fish

 

#1480

So he's married, I still give zero fucks if he got a beej from some rando in his car. He sucks and its only going to get worse. That makes me happy. 

#1484
20 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

way to go, Dingus

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he really is just like like Chase Daniel

#1486
Just now, mulletpelini said:
1 minute ago, 'stache said:

A month after he was married? How rude.

 

Guess it's a catch and release now huh

#1487

Normally I don't believe claims like this enough to care about them. In fact other than the standard sadness that a family is being fucked up I don't give much of a shit at all because it's not my business.

But when it allows me to add to the list of reasons to hate the douchiest Sooner since Bosworth I'm gonna go ahead and believe every single word Dingess says.

#1488
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A month after he was married? How rude.

Some states you can annul with no questions asked if completed within 6 weeks

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#1489
3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some states you can annul with no questions asked if completed within 6 weeks

the blowjob or the filing?

#1492

Lol, I ain't gonna listen for 30 minutes, but clicked through and caught that the beej was in his car behind the Cheesecake factory? Cleveland is a classy ass city.

#1494
30 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not going to lie.  I probably would, but not in my car behind the Cheesecake factory.

Why not, do you drive a compact or something?

#1496
35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why not, do you drive a compact or something?

"Like the back of a Volkswagen?" 

#1500
3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Definitely a 2 at best, but y'all would motorboat dem titties whether you'd admit it or not.

Ugly girls give the best bj's. They have no choice.

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