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Forgot about this one woman from POF. First meetup was a beej in the parking lot of Home Depot in Mesquite at like 2am. Second meet up was like 1am in the parking lot of a Walmart in Arlington after Rangers opening day 2017. Good times.

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    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
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    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

  • Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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I would have wagered that you met the gordita behind a Golden Corral.

Yes you sick fuck. Applebee's in Grand prairie holla though

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity
How about the parking lot at a retirement home?  Ain't nobody out wandering around after about 8:30PM...

Did she take her dentures out?
1 hour ago, Mileslong said:


Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

She sucked my dick in the parking lot of applebees of course she was fat

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

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53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Somebody sounds fat

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somebody sounds fat

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

He offered to buy me beer. I said no because I am a cheap date.

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51 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I sure hope @RamjetFDO doesn't add fat football referee from my kid getting trucked to that pic of fat Baker

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

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17 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

bert always kills me

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4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I agree with the outrage. That was insulting as hell to midgets. They're much better people than Mayfield.

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

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Sweet! Fat Bastard and the USC Cheerleader...

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

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Would be a shame if someone added Bret Bielema, FFR, to the pic.  Might cause a gravitational shift.

ah shit Fat Fucking Mayfield trucked my kid like an Arkansas State Trooper would +rep

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

youre good robert deniro GIF

5 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

They got an angry letter from RayDog in the Philippines. 

6 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

15 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

I am outraged by this comment. 

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Ewok’s future looks more promising than johnny 8-ball’s.  baker is better for this. 

What about the excuse that he just sucks ass?

20 minutes ago, Chad said:


Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

43 minutes ago, Chad said:

 

Think how high their offensive roster would be ranked without Mayfield. 

25 minutes ago, Napoleon said:


Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

This is the Baker thread, Karen

21 hours ago, Chad said:

 

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.

It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

2 hours ago, wood said:

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

I believe Colin was eluding to the supporting cast, not the QB. Cleveland is stacked at receiver, running back, tight end and they plugged up their porous offensive line with a solid set of tackles. If Baker fails during the 2020 season the Browns may as well move on because he'll never work out.

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.
It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

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