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32 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Only because his agent told him to do so.

there are a looooooot of white coaches and players saying what they think they are supposed to say right now

I don't personally think Tom Herman believes much of what he's saying. To him, it's no different than when he gets asked about playing A&M. There's a right way to answer, a wrong way, and his personal opinion, and whether his personal opinion lines up with the Correct Answer or not, the Correct Answer is what comes out. 

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8 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

 

I don't personally think Tom Herman believes much of what he's saying. 

What makes you think that? He seems genuine to me, but that too is only my opinion.  

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

What makes you think that? He seems genuine to me, but that too is only my opinion.  

he seems like an opportunist and a panderer. he always has.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Only because his agent told him to do so.

Nah, he remembers being run down by that fat Arkansas cop.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he seems like an opportunist and a panderer. he always has.

Yep, I'm right there with you.  And not just him, any white coach right now who's talking....why weren't you talking before this?  The ones who are silent, at least you know they're genuine.  Doesn't mean they're good people, but they're not lying salesmen either.  Kirk Ferentz is lying his ass off right now to save his job, how could anyone believe a fucking word of it.

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

he seems like an opportunist and a panderer. he always has.

People don't always challenge their own views or actions until confronted with it.  I didn't realize how insensitive I was to people with special needs (or their family members) with my cavalier use of 'retarded' until it became a discussion point over a decade ago.   

 

15 hours ago, Nivek said:

People don't always challenge their own views or actions until confronted with it.  I didn't realize how insensitive I was to people with special needs (or their family members) with my cavalier use of 'retarded' until it became a discussion point over a decade ago.   

 

That's fair, or charitable. I would find your evolution on using the word "retarded" a little less genuine if you had a huge financial stake in recruiting two dozen retards a year and it became clear that calling them "retarded" would negatively impact your ability to do so. 

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2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

That's fair, or charitable. I would find your evolution on using the word "retarded" a little less genuine if you had a huge financial stake in recruiting two dozen retards a year and it became clear that calling them "retarded" would negatively impact your ability to do so. 

I don't consider it anything beyond a minimum effort on my part.  I suppose I also benefited financially from having removed some words from my lexicon, but that was not my motivation.   Lastly, I generally give people the benefit of the doubt and prescribe to a softer form of Hanlon's Razor, unless they demonstrate otherwise.

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As a stupid person, I find Hanlon’s Razor to be insensitive.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I don't consider it anything beyond a minimum effort on my part.  I suppose I also benefited financially from having removed some words from my lexicon, but that was not my motivation.   Lastly, I generally give people the benefit of the doubt and prescribe to a softer form of Hanlon's Razor, unless they demonstrate otherwise.

you're talking a lot about yourself here. I don't know you, don't know anything about you. You say you stopped throwing the word "retard" around analogously to Tom Herman's loudly enlightened racial attitudes, in what I interpreted to be your attempt to say "see some people do change, I did".

I mean, I don't really know what to tell you. I'm happy you're happy. If you think Herman's genuinely a racially woke social justice warrior down with the cause, that's fine. I personally wouldn't believe the guy if he told me he had orange juice in his fridge. In this specific case, where his $5m/yr salary is critically dependent on young black football players agreeing to come to UT and take instruction from him, and he thus has a vested financial and W-L interest in appearing as sympathetic as possible to their group racial dynamic, I really couldn't be any more skeptical of what he's saying publicly. 

Good for him if his conscience and his public statements are truly in alignment. 

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17 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you're talking a lot about yourself here. I don't know you, don't know anything about you. You say you stopped throwing the word "retard" around analogously to Tom Herman's loudly enlightened racial attitudes, in what I interpreted to be your attempt to say "see some people do change, I did".

I mean, I don't really know what to tell you. I'm happy you're happy. If you think Herman's genuinely a racially woke social justice warrior down with the cause, that's fine. I personally wouldn't believe the guy if he told me he had orange juice in his fridge. In this specific case, where his $5m/yr salary is critically dependent on young black football players agreeing to come to UT and take instruction from him, and he thus has a vested financial and W-L interest in appearing as sympathetic as possible to their group racial dynamic, I really couldn't be any more skeptical of what he's saying publicly. 

Good for him if his conscience and his public statements are truly in alignment. 

As I said before, it was simply an example of how someone can alter a behavior by simply being pointed out that the behavior is insensitive.  I understand that Tom Herman seems to upset people, that doesn't define his character.   Also his actions and behavior with a spousal abuse victim was pretty stand-up and he didn't exactly benefit from getting involved.  He doesn't have to hug and kiss his players and yet he does.   

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On 4/25/2018 at 4:30 PM, texifornia said:

I think he's a character concern because he's a dipshit who has done many dipshit things, many of them on camera!

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Gotta admit, that sucks.   It's like posting a wedding picture with that other gal you dated...

Wouldn't be the first time you quit, eh Baker?

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19 hours ago, Iceman said:

that other gal you dated

the lot lizard from the cheesecake factory?

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19 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I'd say, "LOL never," but we're in 2020, so maybe?f0085faf0d0a2ea8d871280317685470.jpg

That's like asking "What if Baker Mayfield weren't a fucking crybaby piece of shit?!" A complete fantasy.

29 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I'd say, "LOL never," but we're in 2020, so maybe?f0085faf0d0a2ea8d871280317685470.jpg

If I make sex with Kate Upton would I become supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets?

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

If I make sex with Kate Upton would I become supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets?

You have my vote.

I'd say, "LOL never," but we're in 2020, so maybe?f0085faf0d0a2ea8d871280317685470.jpg

Piece of shit or not, he’d have my vote.
On 7/29/2020 at 12:48 PM, 'stache said:

If I make sex with Kate Upton would I become supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets?

Sorry, me making sex with Gal Gadot, Kate Beckinsale, and Scarlett Johansson at the same time would make me supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets.

4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Sorry, me making sex with Gal Gadot, Kate Beckinsale, and Scarlett Johansson at the same time would make me supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets.

Damn, I forgot about Gal Gadot. She's atop the list these days.

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He consistently rags on Baker because it's been one of the only things he ever got right.

 

 

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If he stands on one leg, it will be like he is kneeling and standing at the same time?

I for one don’t care if he stands or kneels*






*As long as he breaks his neck this season, that is.

On 6/14/2020 at 9:38 AM, Halohal said:

 

Gloryhole again or something else?

Dude should kneel on the train tracks and give us all some relief. 

If you're bakers dad, does the pride you have for him becoming an NFL QB become quelled because you also realize what a fucking dipshit douche he is?  I would have to think yes. 

Has to respond, always.  Has to, no matter who it is.

This is one really dumb dude. 

Is he just putting a wet finger up into the air to decide what his conscious tells him?

He kinda looks like he's kneeling all the time anyway ....

32 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

If you're bakers dad, does the pride you have for him becoming an NFL QB become quelled because you also realize what a fucking dipshit douche he is?  I would have to think yes. 

Has to respond, always.  Has to, no matter who it is.

This is one really dumb dude. 

His dad knew he was a douche a really long time ago, most likely. As long as the apple fell far from the tree. 

33 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Is he just putting a wet finger up into the air to decide what his conscious tells him?

Not in the air, no. 

19 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is he just putting a wet finger up into the air to decide what his conscious tells him?

Conscience

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

Baker Mayfield = corch killer

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Baker Mayfield = corch killer

I question his facilities management skills as well, since he can’t seem to get a plumber to fix a toilet and chooses to mow the field with a 22” walk behind. Not his fault that the smoke alarms are battery powered though, that’s all Cleveland browns. 

20 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Already threw a pick. Lulz.

Yeah. That was funny to see. 

20 hours ago, Domedriver said:

If he stands on one leg, it will be like he is kneeling and standing at the same time?

Yes as long as he finished waxing Mr Miyagi's car...

On 7/29/2020 at 12:48 PM, 'stache said:

If I make sex with Kate Upton would I become supreme leader of the intergalactic federation of planets?

Triggered.

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