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Any half-decent team should win at least 10 against the Browns' POS 2020 schedule. The teams they've beaten are a combined 6-9-1, and they have 6 games remaining against teams that are currently 3-19-2 combined.

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Pick 6!

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Pick numero dos.

How many pick 6s is that now for this assclown?

22 minutes ago, wood said:

How many pick 6s is that now for this assclown?

 

On 10/11/2020 at 10:00 PM, Vic Mackey said:

I don't know but I do have a soft spot for the Browns. Maybe because they have sucked for so long? I think it's cool when they win. Hard to really hate a team who has sucked for this long. Last playoff appearance was 2003 or 04.

 

No, it's not difficult to hate the Browns.

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

No, it's not difficult to hate the Browns.

Well I am not a Steelers fan. It's natural you will hate them. They are a divisional opponent. I have zero ties to them and we play them only every 4 years.

I posted this on my Facebook page in response to my son-in-law visiting this weekend with my daughter and grandkids. You don't know what having to be a Browns fan is like unless you lived all your life in N.E. Ohio.  Read it and you might begin to understand"

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Having lunch at Quaker Stake and Lube in Sharon PA. today. Son-in-law, Joe, asked if I thought this was the year the Browns would turn the corner and make the playoffs, and possibly the Super Bowl, as they have started the season 4-1, have stars like Baker and OBJ now. Note: Joe did not grow up in NE Ohio.
As a life long Browns fan, I remember sitting by the radio as a 12 year old boy listening to the Browns win the NFL title in 1964. I watched the mediocre teams in the '70's while the hated Steelers started their Super Bowl Champion run. The '80's brought the Drive, the Fumble, Red Right 88. Ripped the heart right out of any Browns fan. 1995 brought "The Move". That was when I became a loyal Green Bay Packer fan to this day.
If The Move wasn't bad enough, Art Model got his Super Bowl ring with the Ravens, and Bill Belicheck (Browns coach at the time of the Move) went on to New England and won six Super Bowls.
So Joe wanted to know if I though the Browns would beat the Steelers today. "NO". they would lose badly as usual, and always will. And they did, 38-7.

 

It hasn't mattered who or what I have personally talked to about the NFL this year.....we may disagree on certain things, but we've all agreed that watching BM lose is great.

4 minutes ago, naija said:

 

Thanks. That's quite enjoyable.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Browns should go after dak

Hell, I might be able to root for the Browns if they did that.

Baker and the Browns getting curb-stomped by the Steelers in a game that also included a James Washington TD was just absolutely delightful.

 

 

On 9/18/2020 at 10:27 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

Nice looking dude. 

He used to date my old receptionist, right up until the dude he’s with now.  Girl on right.

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That's a damn shame. Does she at least have some embarrassing or incriminating stories about what a terrible human being he is?

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you guys totally wouldn't hate this cocky prima donna douchebag if he didn't go to OU!

I mean that is true. Same goes for Kyler. Throw Riley in there as well. Winning solves everything. Even being a douchebag. You just can't be a douche and lose. See Herman.

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Meh...I actually don't hate Kyler and would kill to have Riley as our coach.  Baker is a fucking bitch and I hated him as much at Tech as I did at ou.

Kyler bugged the shit out of me at ou but so far with the cardinals he’s just kept his trap shut and played pretty decent. I don’t have beef with him.

Kyler bugged the shit out of me at ou but so far with the cardinals he’s just kept his trap shut and played pretty decent. I don’t have beef with him.

Heck I saw him drop his shoulder on a play instead of ducking out of bounds too.

 

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Kyler bugged the shit out of me at ou but so far with the cardinals he’s just kept his trap shut and played pretty decent. I don’t have beef with him.

yeah I'm the same with him. In fact, now that Hopkins got traded there I find myself rooting for koach kool and the ewok

They've protected QBs to the point where he's not really worried about getting murdered anymore this year. Good for him. 

I actually enjoy watching Kyler play, he's a good player even if he is a sooner. Baker on the other hand is a cocky meth smoking dipshit and I continue to hope he fails. 

51 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Kyler bugged the shit out of me at ou but so far with the cardinals he’s just kept his trap shut and played pretty decent. I don’t have beef with him.

Yep. And Herman's sideline douchebaggery drew a pretty big negative response from our fanbase, despite winning at the time.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That's a damn shame. Does she at least have some embarrassing or incriminating stories about what a terrible human being he is?

Yeah that he dated that 3, pretty embarrassing.

7 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you guys totally wouldn't hate this cocky prima donna douchebag if he didn't go to OU!

I hate all pricks regardless of their alma mater and he is a prick!

6 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Kyler seemed cool when he streamed fortnite with the big time streamers.

 

On 10/18/2020 at 1:37 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Could not be more true. As someone who has been a Browns fan all my life, the Steelers and Ravens have always unfortunately been our kryptonite. 

19 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I actually enjoy watching Kyler play, he's a good player even if he is a sooner. Baker on the other hand is a cocky meth smoking dipshit and I continue to hope he fails. 

As a Browns fan, I can vouch when I say that most of our fan base, myself included, absolutely hates Baker. He's OU and a cocky douche. 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

As a Browns fan, I can vouch when I say that most of our fan base, myself included, absolutely hates Baker. He's OU and a cocky douche. 

And he sucks even though he had maybe the best o line, competent receivers, and one of the best of not the best running games. Everything a QB needs but he's still terrible

7 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And he sucks even though he had maybe the best o line, competent receivers, and one of the best of not the best running games. Everything a QB needs but he's still terrible

He was benched for Case Keenum. I'm okay with that. At this point, Case can't do much worse. 

54 minutes ago, naija said:

 

Lol.  18-18 4TD since.  He isn’t some QB savant but he also isn’t as shitty as the rest of Cleveland’s garbage ass QB’s

its the Bengals. and that's the beauty of Baker. not quite shitty enough to outright dump, not quite good enough to go next level, but enough bravado and shit-talking to always enjoy when he faceplants.

20 minutes ago, naija said:

its the Bengals. and that's the beauty of Baker. not quite shitty enough to outright dump, not quite good enough to go next level, but enough bravado and shit-talking to always enjoy when he faceplants.

No doubt.  I never said he was a star.  22-23 and 5TD is a comical way to finish after all your haters saw you face plant (again).  I have no allegiances in the NFL, just entertain me.  He will throw 6 picks next week and we will be back to square one.  

well, it was a great game. no doubt Acho is probably getting it good on Twitter by now.

but Mayfield will be Mayfield, and today or during the week he won't resist talking back at some talking head or journalist

So Baker played well in 2018 with no OBJ...and then played like ass since.

As soon as OBJ is injured, he has 21 straight completions before a spike.

Hmmmm....

47 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

So Baker played well in 2018 with no OBJ...and then played like ass since.

As soon as OBJ is injured, he has 21 straight completions before a spike.

Hmmmm....

I can’t believe this isn’t getting more traction.  Dude is a cancer.  

I can’t believe this isn’t getting more traction.  Dude is a cancer.  

Dude is hurt and you’re just gonna shit on him like that? Are you some kind of monster?
27 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Dude is hurt and you’re just gonna shit on him like that? Are you some kind of monster?

It's ok, from what I've read OBJ likes being shit on.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  18-18 4TD since.  He isn’t some QB savant but he also isn’t as shitty as the rest of Cleveland’s garbage ass QB’s

Fuck Baker Mayfield. 

Baker only plays well when he's pressured.

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