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5 hours ago, wood said:

Like I said, when it matters most ...

http://www.instagram.com/p/CTz0AnCpWYk/

 

I love his fanbois trying to defend him, saying he was just throwing it away. Even if he was, that was a beyond pathetic attempt and a poor decision. But it's nothing new.

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Also since 2018 can you name another NFL QB who got less ROI in a spouse

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  • HornOnTheBayou
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    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

  • Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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I never thought either of them or Mahomes would be worth a shit in the NFL. After 41 years of watching countless hours of FB I still don’t know shit. 

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

Yeah it hurts me but I root for Ewok man he does seem like a genuine good guy and it's crazy how well he's doing in the league at his size.

Dude was an aggy, and a sooner, and played bullshit games with UT at the 9th hour during his recruitment.  He can moonlight at the food shelter, and I’d still hope he gets fucked. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

He's good enough to get the ball out of bounds there if he wants, me thinks. I think he was trying to find that receiver like a dumbass.

 

6 hours ago, wood said:

Yep. That's what I saw. Totally forced it. On 1st down too, iirc.

What difference does it make? It's even worse if he's supposed to be a great QB that he can't throw the ball out of bounds when he wants to.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

What difference does it make? It's even worse if he's supposed to be a great QB that he can't throw the ball out of bounds when he wants to.

Yeah no matter how they try to spin it, it was pathetic, but utterly predictable. I was half-watching the game and kept asking my kid if Baker had thrown his critical int yet.

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Bowel Movement gonna shit the bed. It's as natural as rain on a Sunday morning.

  • 4 weeks later...

A QB should never get picked throwing it away. If you are throwing it away, in most instances it is out of the field of play.

After watching the Seahawks last night, could Geno Smith come in and pretty much do all the same things Baker does?

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

After watching the Seahawks last night, could Geno Smith come in and pretty much do all the same things Baker does?

Yes.

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Not surprisingly, Shannon summed the Browns and Baker up perfectly: "He's average. This is a running team that plays defense, and hopefully Baker can make a throw here and there. That's what they are. Nothing more, nothing less."

And LMFAO at Shannon describing the whiplash he gets while watching Baker's picks going the other way.

  • 2 weeks later...
Just now, Zeus said:

JJ Watt ended his season

Sure looks like it.

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Maybe he was just playing possum

Just now, Zeus said:

Maybe he was just playing possum

Yep. Cool. He's coming back out to turn the ball over some more.

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

how is it that baker seems to be in more commercials than Shaq?

Dude has to have the best agent in the history of sports agents. MFers are probably beating the guy's door down after seeing what he's done with the likes of Bowel Movement.

On 9/14/2021 at 1:12 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

He definitely has shitloads of room to improve.  But how surly said he and Kyler would do vs how they're actually doing... great track record around these parts.  We all suck at self awareness.  And OU just sucks, so there's that. 

Can't stand me some (or any) Baker, but Kyler is a joy to watch.

Even when he was playing for blowU, he increased entertainment value. He rarely looks to run first, his feet are electric, and he can make any throw. Plus, he's super short by NFL standards, and I love guys who give scouts, GMs, coaches and other groupthinkers a big, fat middle finger.

Shit, he's even making a winner out of Coach Bro--not even Mahomes could do that.

Fuck Baker Mayfield.

 

fuck anyone who cheers for that cunt as well.

Fuck Baker Mayfield.
 
fuck anyone who cheers for that cunt as well.

I support this message. And I don’t even care about the NFL. I just like seeing him fail.
  • 4 weeks later...

Im sure his teammates will appreciate that his wife is as big of a cunt as he is. 

 

Damn. They’re prefect for each other.

Maybe she's just angry that he makes her live at the stadium. 

Not that mine would ever do it, But thank God She can’t comment to the world about how my work is going

this is what happens when your whole persona is fake...

  • 1 month later...

How many INTs is he gonna throw today? That last one was terrible lol

Damn I didn't want them to kneel on that last play of the half,  I know Baker had pick #4 in him there

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The Aaron Brady rules are so real. 

I mean Hamilton and Reagan both got shot with them around...

1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

How many INTs is he gonna throw today? That last one was terrible lol

Not enough.

I mean, fuck Aaron Rodgers, too, but lol ou sucks

LOL YES YES YES YES SUCK IT BAKER YOU SOONER BITCH

The refs didn't throw the flag because they know you're a little bitch Baker

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

To be fair that was a ludicrous no call on the hold

To be fair, Mayfield is an utter cunt

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