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    Hey @Helobious, would you mind saying, "I don't see any way Salma Hayek shows up at HornOnTheBayou's house and fucks him silly"?   Please and thank you.

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    You're just going to have to try harder.  That's not acceptable 

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Baker was a nice player in college but man, the bar for statues outside the stadium is not what it used to be.

36 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Baker was a nice player in college but man, the bar for statues outside the stadium is not what it used to be.

Not taking up for ou or Mayfield in any way, but isn't a Heisman kind of the bar for a statue outside the stadium?

I mean, I guess, but there are a lot more Heisman winners than there are guys with statues.

2 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Not taking up for ou or Mayfield in any way, but isn't a Heisman kind of the bar for a statue outside the stadium?

Well lucky for them they don't gotta get a statue for Kyler. A chia pet is a good representation in his honor 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Looks like the Co-op trolled OU with their statue recommendation. Looks like Frank Gifford.

9 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Looks like the Co-op trolled OU with their statue recommendation. Looks like Frank Gifford.

The first thing I thought of when I saw this monstrosity was the Co-op statues. My god that was an amazing time on Shaggy. 

53 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The first thing I thought of when I saw this monstrosity was the Co-op statues. My god that was an amazing time on Shaggy. 

^^ this.  Some of the funniest posts and photoshops I've ever seen.  Lost hours of work and never laughed so hard.

On 4/23/2022 at 11:48 AM, Llogg said:

Baker was a nice player in college but man, the bar for statues outside the stadium is not what it used to be.

Maybe it's like getting a star on the hollywood walk of fame, where the person pays for it.  Makes a lot of sense here, since OU apparently doesn't have any money and of course Baker would cheap out on the statue and probably piss off the sculptor by being a dickhead.

Is it overly optimistic to hope I may have seen the last advertisement featuring this douche bag?

Its gotta be so weird getting a statue of yourself at the same time as nobody wanting you.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Its gotta be so weird getting a statue of yourself at the same time as nobody wanting you.

And not even Cleveland wants you.  That's like the ugliest girl at the dance turning you down. 

On 4/22/2022 at 6:47 AM, markstanco said:


In college baker was better. And I am a big PM fan these days.

 

On 4/22/2022 at 6:56 AM, slorch said:

No he wasn't, and he knew  accepted it.

In college Mayfield's teammates were better and you've just been stanco'ed by another absolutely terrible football opinion.

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Looks more  like Craig James celebrating his fifth hooker victim. Sell it to SMU.

 

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In college Mayfield's teammates were better and you've just been stanco'ed by another absolutely terrible football opinion.

PM was passed over by 5 or 10 teams. I understand it is the browns selecting first. Nfl general managers thought baker was the better qb. It’s been a thing for 15 years about tech qbs being a product of the system.
On 4/23/2022 at 1:24 PM, Llogg said:

I mean, I guess, but there are a lot more Heisman winners than there are guys with statues.

And some with statues and no Heisman.

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Soonerpsycho said:

And some with statues and no Heisman.

 

 

 

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LOL. WTF. Is that Manning statue real?

On 4/26/2022 at 7:18 AM, TexasPride10 said:

When did Casey McCoy get a statue?

Who? 

So... NFL Network is trying to sell this dude...  

So, tell me....  Which Coach and\or GM want to hitch their career to this dude?

Matt Rhule isn't that bad of a coach... Right?

On 4/25/2022 at 10:06 PM, markstanco said:


PM was passed over by 5 or 10 teams. I understand it is the browns selecting first. Nfl general managers thought baker was the better qb. It’s been a thing for 15 years about tech qbs being a product of the system.

Oh man, he was drafted first. That is definitely proof he was better in college.

14 hours ago, Eggo said:

Who? 

Jesus. No clue how I didn't catch that before hitting submit. I'm ashamed. 

So... NFL Network is trying to sell this dude...  
So, tell me....  Which Coach and\or GM want to hitch their career to this dude?
Matt Rhule isn't that bad of a coach... Right?
Desperate men do desperate things. Especially when they are in over their heads.
Still one of the best sacks we got on him 
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Holding…..
On 4/29/2022 at 6:07 AM, South Austin said:

Colton’s little brother.

Pitonyak?


The case for bringing Baker Mayfield to the Texans

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The Houston Texans are walking away from a draft that, by all measures, was a huge success for general manager Nick Caserio. It has been almost universally lauded as a B+ or A- draft from pundits and people around the league point to the number of playmakers Houston was able to find.

CB Derek Stingley Jr., LG Kenyon Green, SS Jalen Pitre, WR John Metchie III, LBChristian Harris and possible even 4th round running back Dameon Pierce all project as Week 1 starters for the rebuilding Texans. It was the type of draft that has the potential to be foundational.

Although unlikely to be enough talent to vault Houston into playoff contention in an AFC loaded with playmakers and elite quarterbacks, they’re building something and the direction of the franchise is more clear than it’s been in years.

Houston values people who fit their culture, who want to be in the building and want to work to the standards they’ve established. They clearly value talented football players, taking guys like Jalen Pitre and Derek Stingley despite concerns about scheme and fit. They want to play excellent defense and run the ball with great success against opposing defenses.

Above all, the Texans are a team that looks like they want to be competitive. Their off-season signings didn’t address finding starters at key holes as much as signing players to two-year deals that can create a great deal of depth. After the high-caliber rookies and some of the more established veterans, the 2022 Houston Texans are going to rely on getting on the football field and watching who performs best.

Caserio loves competition. They want the team to be in a position where Lovie Smith can be competitive during his third NFL head coaching stint.

 

There is one facet to competition where the team seems to believe they’re beyond it. The quarterback position. A year ago, facing immense quarterback uncertainty, Caserio said that picking Davis Mills was about creating competition for veteran quarterback Tyrod Taylor
 

[CLICK LINK for full article]

https://sports.yahoo.com/case-bringing-baker-mayfield-texans-141008171.html

Baker Mayfield fits the Texans' culture? That explains a lot.

If that fucking clown ends up on the Texans roster that will be the final nail in the coffin for me.  Trash this organization, and bring back the fucking Oilers!!

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On 5/4/2022 at 11:37 AM, Napoleon said:


The case for bringing Baker Mayfield to the Texans

image.jpeg.fe3783a2ff3600fbbb8c3ed79c26c115.jpeg

The Houston Texans are walking away from a draft that, by all measures, was a huge success for general manager Nick Caserio. It has been almost universally lauded as a B+ or A- draft from pundits and people around the league point to the number of playmakers Houston was able to find.

CB Derek Stingley Jr., LG Kenyon Green, SS Jalen Pitre, WR John Metchie III, LBChristian Harris and possible even 4th round running back Dameon Pierce all project as Week 1 starters for the rebuilding Texans. It was the type of draft that has the potential to be foundational.

Although unlikely to be enough talent to vault Houston into playoff contention in an AFC loaded with playmakers and elite quarterbacks, they’re building something and the direction of the franchise is more clear than it’s been in years.

Houston values people who fit their culture, who want to be in the building and want to work to the standards they’ve established. They clearly value talented football players, taking guys like Jalen Pitre and Derek Stingley despite concerns about scheme and fit. They want to play excellent defense and run the ball with great success against opposing defenses.

Above all, the Texans are a team that looks like they want to be competitive. Their off-season signings didn’t address finding starters at key holes as much as signing players to two-year deals that can create a great deal of depth. After the high-caliber rookies and some of the more established veterans, the 2022 Houston Texans are going to rely on getting on the football field and watching who performs best.

Caserio loves competition. They want the team to be in a position where Lovie Smith can be competitive during his third NFL head coaching stint.

 

There is one facet to competition where the team seems to believe they’re beyond it. The quarterback position. A year ago, facing immense quarterback uncertainty, Caserio said that picking Davis Mills was about creating competition for veteran quarterback Tyrod Taylor
 

[CLICK LINK for full article]

https://sports.yahoo.com/case-bringing-baker-mayfield-texans-141008171.html

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4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

If that fucking clown ends up on the Texans roster that will be the final nail in the coffin for me.  Trash this organization, and bring back the fucking Oilers!!

Final straw for me was when they passed on VY. 

Fuck the Texans, from that day forward.

18 minutes ago, wood said:

Final straw for me was when they passed on VY. 

Fuck the Texans, from that day forward.

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They are also to be known as the Toxins

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Trash this organization, and bring back the fucking Oilers!!

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