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37 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

If you watch that doucher thinking it’s gonna be good, you’re a special kind of doucher, and not the one that incessantly posts gifs and irrationally hates on TCU. 

Why would someone irrationally hate on TCU?  There are millions of reasons to rationally hate TCU.

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On 7/6/2022 at 12:40 PM, 4th&Five said:

Lulz. 

Wait till the physical turns up that Baker actually has a vagina. 
 

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11 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

SUN   SEP 11th     1 PM  Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers   Bank of America Stadium – Charlotte, NC

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It’d be a great way to honor 9/11 if Baker tore up both his knees after throwing 3 pick sixes 

1 hour ago, Fletch said:

It’d be a great way to honor 9/11 if Baker tore up both his knees after throwing 3 pick sixes 

The people born on THE 9/11 will be able to finally drink legally in the USA on this fall’s 9/11.

12 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

The people born on THE 9/11 will be able to finally drink legally in the USA on this fall’s 9/11.

Thanks. I wasn’t already feeling old or anything 

Not sure which is more pathetic/ hilarious: Cleveland paying Carolina $10mm to take Mayfield or Baker giving up  $3.5MM  to leave.

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On 7/7/2022 at 1:49 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Meh. Baker already wanted out. The writing on the wall was he would not be in Cleveland to start the season. They have hitched their wagons to Watson so they don't need Baker for a fill in season.

This situation looks way worse for Cleveland than Baker. They drafted him #1 overall. He is getting paid regardless. They then got next to nothing in return for him. Also, he's their best qB they have had in the last 3-4 decades who was the qB for their lone playoff win in a very long time. If Baker is your best QB in that amount of time, you are a sad excuse of a franchise. Cleveland makes Jerry Jones look like a genius. 

And yet that dump of a franchise paid $10 mil to be rid of him. He sucks shit on and off the field. Even Cleveland said fuck this go away. That’s pretty fucking sad. He’s Johnny Manziel who had a few better games before being dumped. He’ll be selling air conditioners in Norman by next year.

45 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Brittney Griner would be an excellent TE. Discuss. 

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Griner was sentenced to hang out constantly with Mayfield? Take a year in Russian prison instead, Brittney.

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Griner was sentenced to hang out constantly with Mayfield? Take a year in Russian prison instead, Brittney.

I could see it, he's proven to take a punch.

You know what fucking sucks? The fact that Baker Mayfield is alive  

Meh. Baker already wanted out. The writing on the wall was he would not be in Cleveland to start the season. They have hitched their wagons to Watson so they don't need Baker for a fill in season.
This situation looks way worse for Cleveland than Baker. They drafted him #1 overall. He is getting paid regardless. They then got next to nothing in return for him. Also, he's their best qB they have had in the last 3-4 decades who was the qB for their lone playoff win in a very long time. If Baker is your best QB in that amount of time, you are a sad excuse of a franchise. Cleveland makes Jerry Jones look like a genius. 

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I heard on the radio that before the Christmas day game last season Mayfield was in covid protocol and instead of working on prep for the coming game that the coaching staff gave him he spent wed/thurs/Friday spending 10 to 12 hours a day playing online Halo. Then went out Christmas day and threw 4 picks. 

How did I not hear of that back then? That's hilarious

On 7/8/2022 at 12:24 AM, Tex Pete said:

Wait till the physical turns up that Baker actually has a vagina. 
 

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No, Baker does’t have a vagina, Baker IS a cunt.

 

 

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On 7/8/2022 at 12:24 AM, Tex Pete said:

Wait till the physical turns up that Baker actually has a vagina. 
 

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Damn. The teeth in that vagina look pretty scary.

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Sam Darnold exited game on a cart so the Panthers are probably stuck with Baker as the starter after losing Matt Corral last week

LOL. Oh, Baker....

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Nice game today, Baker. At least that last pick in the 4th quarter only almost went for 6.

On 10/2/2022 at 7:06 PM, wood said:

Nice game today, Baker. At least that last pick in the 4th quarter only almost went for 6.

He has got to be pretty close to not being an NFL starter soon. When does Darnold return? 

The piece of shit had the pleasure of watching OU lose 49-0 on Saturday then was benched on Sunday because he gobbles down bags of dicks. No injury excuse to hide behind this year, he'll be a journeyman backup bouncing around from roster to roster after this season is over.  It's so bad for Panther fans that they're praying Sam fucking Darnold is able to play soon.

On 10/4/2022 at 9:36 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Funniest thing in this picture is the C on his chest. That was supposed to mean something when they introduced it but it just turned into "put it on the QB."

Well in all fairness, Baker did own the truth years ago

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seems we've moved onto the Blame HC phase.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sixth time’s a charm?

PJ Walker expected to start vs the Rams. He's a bad hombre. Hope he gets a chance to show it. 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Likely the deathknell to his starting NFL QB career.

Yep. Exactly what I was thinking. He might see the field again this year, but I doubt it'll be as anything more than a backup.

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