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11 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It looks like Tyrod Taylor might have just broken his left wrist in the Browns v Eagles game. 

That was such a Browns play too - going for it on 4th down in a meaningless preseason game. 

Can this guy play in a wildcat set from center..? #FoundTyrod'sReplacement...

 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Philly is eating Cleveland alive up front. 

Yeah Baker's never seen a defense like this - throwing him to the wolves is not ideal for this long term development.  I have visions of Tim Couch.

Crazy thing is that the Browns front 4 (after the first drive) has been nails as well.  MG is a future HoF if he stays healthy.

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I saw that Jordan hicks had a sack last night. Anyone know if it was on baker or tt?
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18 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That was such a Browns play too - going for it on 4th down in a meaningless preseason game. 

Didn't Philly do the same thing in the previous series?

18 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That was such a Browns play too - going for it on 4th down in a meaningless preseason game. 

How? Nothing wrong with getting experience on 4th down plays to gear up for the season. And 2pt conversion plays, too. You answered yourself. Its a meaningless game so why not go for it?

  • 3 weeks later...

The Browns are highlighted in not losing, but not winning...

 

  • 2 weeks later...

WTF happened to the classic Browns home unis?

 

Anxiously awaiting Baker's second have lapse of judgment when he thinks he can outrun NFL D-linemen.

Still better than Mahomes though.

On 8/23/2018 at 8:07 PM, Constant said:

Philly is eating Cleveland alive up front. 

Yep, That Philadelphia Jets defensive line is killin it. (Nice avatar though)

3 minutes ago, Horns1 said:

Yep, That Philadelphia Jets defensive line is killin it. (Nice avatar though)

Check the date of his comment.

14 minutes ago, this said:

Still better than Mahomes though.

I needed to laugh tonight.

 

Thanks, brah.

Just now, slorch said:

I needed to laugh tonight.

 

Thanks, brah.

Reality can be funny.

You're welcome.

Brah.

4 minutes ago, this said:

Reality can be funny.

You're welcome.

Brah.

Oh you were serious?

 

He's never been better than Mahomes.

Not then.  Not now.  not ever.

No arrests for Patrick either...

Just now, slorch said:

Oh you were serious?

 

He's never been better than Mahomes.

Not then.  Not now.  not ever.

No arrests for Patrick either...

Baker: Heisman trophy, 1st round pick, 3 BIG XII championships, 2 playoff games, beat tOSU in the shoe at night in the shoe, planted a flag, arrest.

Mahomes: no arrests. 

LOL, GTFO with your red raider BS. 

4 minutes ago, this said:

Baker: Heisman trophy, 1st round pick, 3 BIG XII championships, 2 playoff games, beat tOSU in the shoe at night in the shoe, planted a flag, arrest.

Mahomes: no arrests. 

LOL, GTFO with your red raider BS. 

Do you really believe Mayfield is better than Mahomes?

4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Do you really believe Mayfield is better than Mahomes?

Can you read what you quoted? Read that and get back to me.

Also watch Browns offense during and post Taylor if reading is an issue. 

I don’t really give a shit about the argument, but doubt Baker at your own peril. 

Also, lol at the guy trying to roast me quoting a post from August. 

10 minutes ago, this said:

Can you read what you quoted? Read that and get back to me.

Also watch Browns offense during and post Taylor if reading is an issue. 

10 more TDs to go...

 

almost as good as Davis Webb right now.

 

Surprised ole Baker toughed it out riding the pine behind Tierod.

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4 minutes ago, slorch said:

10 more TDs to go...

 

almost as good as Davis Webb right now.

 

Surprised ole Baker toughed it out riding the pine behind Tierod.

Lol, no response to my other post huh? But yeah, Mahomes never got arrested so he does have that going for him. 

Nice!

Bakers college starts are better than Tom Brady’s. I guess Baker > Brady.

Mayfield is good, but by any objective measure, Mahomes is better. 

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The NFL is the real winner here. Finally they have some QBs to talk about that aren't over the age of 30.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Mayfield is good, but by any objective measure, Mahomes is better. 

Like what measure? Number of TDs? Completion percentage? Conference championships? Total wins?

LOL. Go home Kliff, you're drunk. 

1 minute ago, this said:

Like what measure? Number of TDs? Completion percentage? Conference championships? Total wins?

LOL. Go home Kliff, you're drunk. 

 

1 minute ago, this said:

Like what measure? Number of TDs? Completion percentage? Conference championships? Total wins?

LOL. Go home Kliff, you're drunk. 

Mayfield played on better teams than did Mahomes, so he should have had more wins in college. Mahomes will be the better pro.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

 

Mayfield played on better teams than did Mahomes, so he should have had more wins in college. Mahomes will be the better pro.

So...that's a prediction and not an observation. Your statement of " By any objective measure" eluded me to think you're making an observation or an inference. 

So far through college, Mayfield makes Mahomes look like a peewee football playing joker at Tech. 

We'll see about the NFL. 

Mayfield played on better teams than did Mahomes, so he should have had more wins in college. Mahomes will be the better pro.

So Baker was smarter to leave?
2 minutes ago, Nivek said:


So Baker was smarter to leave?

Tortilla tossers can't make up their minds. Slorch will be back to remind you Tech is a better program than Texas too in a minute. 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Oh you were serious?

 

He's never been better than Mahomes.

Not then.  Not now.  not ever.

No arrests for Patrick either...

I'll take Baker over Mahomes in college or pros. 

He outplayed Darnold. Live arm. Looks good. He and Patrick should be fun to watch going forward. Include Donald and there is some exciting new blood. 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

I don’t really give a shit about the argument, but doubt Baker at your own peril. 

Also, lol at the guy trying to roast me quoting a post from August. 

Ah, damn! That's messed up man, sorry... didn't even notice the date. But still, nice avatar bro.

Knocks on Baker at the draft were too short, noodle arm, didn't play in a pro style offense.

Dude looks tall enough, arm is strong enough, and looked in complete command tonight.

Haveta admit that I am a little jell...

 

 

 

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39 minutes ago, this said:

So...that's a prediction and not an observation. Your statement of " By any objective measure" eluded me to think you're making an observation or an inference. 

So far through college, Mayfield makes Mahomes look like a peewee football playing joker at Tech. 

We'll see about the NFL. 

In what way did Mahomes play pale in comparison to Mayfield's? 

 

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Haveta admit that I am a little jell...
 
 

 
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Wat? Left off my twitter link (nm if it doesn't work now):

1 hour ago, this said:

Baker: Heisman trophy, 1st round pick, 3 BIG XII championships, 2 playoff games, beat tOSU in the shoe at night in the shoe, planted a flag, arrest.

Mahomes: no arrests. 

LOL, GTFO with your red raider BS. 

What did BM do at Tceh?

6 minutes ago, wood said:

What did BM do at Tceh?

Left. And won a Heisman.

30 minutes ago, Satchel said:

In what way did Mahomes play pale in comparison to Mayfield's? 

 

Another opinion? Didn't click, the Ws and trophy case solves this for us all, thankfully. 

12 minutes ago, wood said:

What did BM do at Tceh?

Left and then scored 63, 66 and 49 points on them the next three years. Beating the fuck out of coach bro and his sorority sisters. 

Just now, this said:

Left and then scored 63, 66 and 49 points on them the next three years. Beating the fuck out of coach bro and his sorority sisters. 

So, nothing.

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