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31 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

The piece of fuck fluff you’re defending won’t let it go, so fuck him and the horse he rode in on. Fuck those who defend him. Fuck those who support him.

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"To be honest, a fan gave me that jersey, just a random Texas fan, and that was just the first jersey that I had that was OU so we just kind of used that, it was the only jersey we had," Hill Jr. said. "So no hate for Baker Mayfield. I'm actually a big fan. I watched him play in college, so there's no hate. That was just the first jersey I had seen, and we're just gonna leave it at that."

Wow! Anthony Hill must be a huge piece of shit!

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19 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wow! Anthony Hill must be a huge piece of shit!

Ooooooh, that’s almost as big a stretch as what your wife’s boyfriend did to her naughty bits last night…

27 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You guys are like weirdly triggered by this guy and it fascinates me. The literal only people who have a stick up their ass about Baker Mayfield are Texas fans. Everyone else is fine with the guy.

Imagine defending Baker Mayfield.
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He has publicly kissed joe mixon's ass many, many times over the years and that dude is a massive woman beating piece of shit. The players at Texas loved charlie strong, that didn't make him less of an idiot. 

It’s one of the things that I hate about our world that it lets people like Joe Mixon have a career.
18 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Imagine defending Baker Mayfield.
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I'd take him any day over Dak Prescott's garbage ass.

I see for some they're in the "Mayfield Looks Pretty Good" part of the cycle. That's the part where his teammates say they like him. When he fucks up again and gets moved again we can start all over!

15 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I'd take him any day over Dak Prescott's garbage ass.

As a player and contract? Yes.

 

as a person? Fuck no.

16 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

As a player and contract? Yes.

 

as a person? Fuck no.

I'd root for Hannibal Lecter if he ended that drought, tbh

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

Imagine defending Baker Mayfield.
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Baker mocked a player's celebration? Oh no, the horror! This happens all the time in sports. You step on the field, you are fair game. It's fine with Davito did it last year but when someone mocks it, now it's a big deal? It's the same as getting bent out of shape of fans/players doing the Horns down.

The only people who got bent out of shape are Texas fans and solely because he played for OU. It's not because he might be a shitty person in their eyes, it's only because he played for OU.  To the extent people applaud him getting drained for his own earnings by his own family. The effect these players have on grown men is a bit weird. We had our douchebag coach mock a player in a bowl game a few years back and so many thought it was hilarious, me being one. Sports is supposed to be fun. Don't want to be mocked? Don't allow it to happen. 

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Why do you think he's been a journeyman QB his entire career? He's good, but he's also a huge asshole. Sooner or later they get tired of his shit and tell him to

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Here's a look at the surly Mayfield fanclub. Brotastic!

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7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Here's a look at the surly Mayfield fanclub. Brotastic!

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There’s only two types of people that like baker mayfield: one is that douche bag in the front wearing a hoody at the beach and the other is @Pam Cummings. I mean his dad doesn’t even like him. Lulz 

On 11/26/2024 at 9:33 AM, Pam Cummings said:

You guys are like weirdly triggered by this guy and it fascinates me. The literal only people who have a stick up their ass about Baker Mayfield are Texas fans. Everyone else is fine with the guy.

you should ask Tech fans about him 😁

I think it was Gary Patterson? who remarked that both Baker and his dad were huge wankers during recruiting/transferring/whenever. So this lawsuit checks out. fucking lol @ suing his dad.

And mocking the 3rd string QB on a hapless tanking Giants team is just odd. Like, why? 

35 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I don’t know if suing his Dad makes Baker an asshole because maybe his Dad did steal money.  But if Baker was raised by a guy who would steal from his son, that probably explains a lot. 

This is it in a nutshell.  Borrowing money from your kid who has to go to court to get you to meet the agreed repayment terms is all kinds of fucked up, but as someone said up thread, apples & trees.

On 11/26/2024 at 9:33 AM, Pam Cummings said:

You guys are like weirdly triggered by this guy and it fascinates me. The literal only people who have a stick up their ass about Baker Mayfield are Texas fans. Everyone else is fine with the guy.

Fuck Baker Mayfield. 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

For Baker dick riders in this thread:

 

Stunning that a tceh/aggy halfbreed can’t even get that shit right. It’s “Saw ‘Em Off”, not “Saw The Horns Off’. Jesus man, know your enemy…

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

For Baker dick riders in this thread:

 

It’s amazing he could walk away with his dick in Pat Cumming’s throat.

Maybe Baker should worry about trying to get over .500 and not having his dad's company steal his money. 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Maybe Baker should worry about trying to get over .500 and not having his dad's company steal his money. 

We need to quit spreading misinformation on this thread because it was wasn’t just his Dad who stole his money. It was his Dad AND BROTHER. What a family. 

On 11/26/2024 at 9:33 AM, Pam Cummings said:

You guys are like weirdly triggered by this guy and it fascinates me. 

Longhorns not liking a guy who talks shit about Texas at every turn and is a huge Dbag in general is fascinating?
 

No offense but what else piques your interest and astounds you? People taking pictures of their food? Ironing a shirt? Junk mail?

That’s about as likeable as he’s capable of, he’s still a piece of shit.

  • 3 weeks later...

Baker Mayfield is pure fucking trash.

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Fuck Baker Mayfield

On 11/29/2024 at 6:40 PM, MrBig said:

We need to quit spreading misinformation on this thread because it was wasn’t just his Dad who stole his money. It was his Dad AND BROTHER. What a family. 

Maybe that's why he doesn't fix his teeth.

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  • 3 weeks later...

 

And ultimately cost them the game. LOL

 

 

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So was born in the ‘60’s in Southeast Texas, and from the time I was cognizant hated the Redskins….thank you Baker Mayfield for reminding me I hate the fucking Sooners even worse

On top of Baker losing the game for the Bucs in classic Baker Mayfield fashion with a critical turnover, TIL that he led the league in both INTs and fumbles this year. 

It was a good day ....

He got beat by a doink. Perfect.

6 hours ago, wood said:

On top of Baker losing the game for the Bucs in classic Baker Mayfield fashion with a critical turnover, TIL that he led the league in both INTs and fumbles this year. 

It was a good day ....

 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

He got beat by a doink. Perfect.

 

On sidelines in the "Loser Cobra Position"

awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂 

9 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Jesus, he wasn’t even making a play. That will haunt him forever. 
 

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Haha, what a bitch. Buncha sad Oakley wearing baker bros today.

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7 hours ago, RPM said:

He got beat by a doink. Perfect.

No, it's even better. He got beat because of a costly fumble. The doink was just the cherry on top.

  • 7 months later...

From piece of shit to hero we need?

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Starting Sept. 4, when Mayfield scores a touchdown, we all win. The Monday after each touchdown, you can get a free six-piece order of boneless or bone-in wings at Popeyes.

With $10 add'l order in the app - so a chicken sandwich with large red beans. Basically 2 meals. 

 

Popeyes Just Relaunched One of Its Most Popular Menu Items https://share.google/MSZwrO1XxWuXWa5NP

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14 hours ago, elfenix said:

From piece of shit to hero we need?

With $10 add'l order in the app - so a chicken sandwich with large red beans. Basically 2 meals. 

 

Popeyes Just Relaunched One of Its Most Popular Menu Items https://share.google/MSZwrO1XxWuXWa5NP

Popeyes wings always give me explosive diarrhea so its a fitting promotion since his initials are BM and he’s a pile of shit. 

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