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  • NorthTexasCougar changed the title to CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
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I see your logic.

I also understand how meteorites work.

I think OSU can keep this game close and score a lot. They have the speed outside to stretch the bama defense which is how you beat them. 

I don't know of any white 5.0 in the 40 safeties for Bama

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My worry with this game being a shootout is that Mac Jones has the mobility of a statue, which gives Ohio State the edge due to Fields's mobility.  

What the fuck is a North Texas Cougar? Someone that went to UNT and UH or a horny old broad from Denton?

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

What the fuck is a North Texas Cougar? Someone that went to UNT and UH or a horny old broad from Denton?

I'm from North Texas, grew up there and live here.   Should I have included a DFW in my username?

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Small meteorite...like the size of a VW Golf or something. That wouldnt cause too much collateral damage outside the stadium would it?

2 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

I'm from North Texas, grew up there and live here.   Should I have included a DFW in my username?

And the Cougar part?

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

And the Cougar part?

I don't have a vagina if that's what you're wondering.  

And the Cougar part?
Maybe Candi moved to North Texas?

Could be a fun one. Bama is a machine but Ohio state has the chip on their shoulder after a6 game schedule

2 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

I don't have a vagina if that's what you're wondering.  

Well, ignore the dick pic I PM'd you.

Outside the meteor concept, which is intriguing, how can we end up with both of these teams losing?

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, ignore the dick pic I PM'd you.

That was a dick pic?  I thought that was a vienna sausage in a special casing?    

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8 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Outside the meteor concept, which is intriguing, how can we end up with both of these teams losing?

I don't get the BAMA hate (though I understand the BAMA fatigue)  But how much of Surly can pull for tOSU is beyond me.  

9 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

Outside the meteor concept, which is intriguing, how can we end up with both of these teams losing?

Either way America loses. Does that work?

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Just now, ztejas said:

Either way America loses. Does that work?

But America would lose even more with a tOSU victory.    

22 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

That was a dick pic?  I thought that was a vienna sausage in a special casing?    

schitts creek comedy GIF by CBC

Bama opens as a 7-point early favorite.  Remember, Florida just scored 46 on Bama...and OSU is better than Florida.  TBD.

My feelers say -7/7.5 will go up. Might be good to jump on that now.  

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I think that point spread is going to shrink and maybe favor Ohio State the closer we get to game time after everyone digests how both games went.  

1 hour ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

I think that point spread is going to shrink and maybe favor Ohio State the closer we get to game time after everyone digests how both games went.  

Ohio State wouldn't be favored over Bama's backups.  And I think tOSU has a very good chance to win this game, but money is going to pour in on Bama.

6 hours ago, F250 said:

And the Cougar part?

He's the byu cunt that has been crowd sourced 5. 6, 7 times over the years?   I can't keep up. But he keeps coming back for some reason. 

6 hours ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

I think that point spread is going to shrink and maybe favor Ohio State the closer we get to game time after everyone digests how both games went.  

Why is pops negging every one of this new guy’s posts?  @pops, do you hate cougars, or North Texas, or both?

If tOSU has a healthy Justin Fields I say they win after last nights performance. 

Dylan Moses on those OSU TEs is going to be a liability.

Talked about this on the other thread. These will be merged or deleted. This thread title also sucks, but slightly less than the other. 

I have no problem starting these threads early, but they have to have some type of write-up if they are going to be this early otherwise I'm just going to whack them. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Why is pops negging every one of this new guy’s posts?  @pops, do you hate cougars, or North Texas, or both?

He's a little fucking troll that has been crowd sourced on here under several different handles. I'm just getting a jump on the inevitable. 

Oh look Alabama and Ohio State are in the championship again. How exciting and original.

 

If you want to be depressed, look up how many commits/players from Texas these teams have between them over the past 4 years and the next 2 years

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Texas has no reason to not be doing what Oklahoma, Ohio State and Alabama are already doing and that is taking the top talent in the state and keeping them in state.  They do this and with elite coaching, there's no reason Texas can't become a regular fixture at the top like those other programs.  

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I'd feel much better about this game if BAMA had a mobile qb and had their defensive front seven been as dominant as they typically had been under Saban.  We know their secondary is good but I'm worried they won't get much pressure on Fields.  

I don’t understand why Bama is being considered a heavy favorite in this game. tOSU looked better yesterday.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Talked about this on the other thread. These will be merged or deleted. This thread title also sucks, but slightly less than the other. 

I have no problem starting these threads early, but they have to have some type of write-up if they are going to be this early otherwise I'm just going to whack them. 

My bad there.

Apparently you can win games with a porous pass defense, and it looks like our OL and Trey Sermon are legit.  If Fields is healthy and our DL can do their job, I like our chances.

I'm actually excited for this game. I thought I wouldn't be, but it's better than another Clemson/Bama battle. One is a machine that's almost unstoppable, and the other has a chip on both shoulders. 

2 hours ago, naija said:

If you want to be depressed, look up how many commits/players from Texas these teams have between them over the past 4 years and the next 2 years

That will change some with Sark. He’s an excellent recruiter. 

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On 1/2/2021 at 12:51 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Will Sark be coaching that game now that he's been hired?

Yes

Just now, NorthTexasCougar said:

Yes

I read that yesterday. I do wonder how that's going to work out with the players, tho. He needs to be in touch with them and reassure them all is well. 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

We take Sarkisian, and Bill O'Brien destroys Alabama. Please God

Football gods hate me. 2 of my most hated teams. Go OSU, I guess  Hope they beat Bama and then pull a USC and have to forfeit the title.  Only way for both of them to lose.

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