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" userid="772"] Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?
I thought the same thing.
Just now, MAGS® said:

Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?

I think he was just picking his teeth, probably popcorn at halftime 

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

Y'all can keep the thick chicks though.

8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Some of the comments on this site are soooo tasteless....

 

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1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:
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" userid="772"] Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?

I thought the same thing.

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18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Its nice to have a Heisman caliber player at RB, WR, and QB. They also have best in class players across the OL.  The defense has to account for basically every player, every down. 

We have tons of talent, we just need to spread the ball to the Kai Money and Connor Brewers of the world.  

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

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15 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We can fix some things on offense by running more.  But our defense doesn't have anything for Bama.  Not enough DB's and Togiai is out.  Can't fix either of those.

That's where my Ohio State buddy and I were before the game. I really thought the OL for Ohio State was their biggest advantage. But with Sermon out everything changed. I would have come out with Sermon & Teague pounding it and moving the sticks in an effort to keep the Alabama offense off the field.

Now they have to throw, which they are very good at doing but, if Alabama scores here the Alabama defense can really start rushing Fields. 

All gas this half Sark.

Make tOSU want to quit football.

Ewers will have to flip. Profit.

Hopefully, the Bama players are drinking champagne and smoking cigars in the locker room during the half.....that’s probably the only hope OSU has to even make this a game.  Also, Fields looks like he is hurt and unable to match what he did against Clemson.  OSU beating Clemson was their high point and they can’t find that magic again,  ND was no big deal for Bama, so that makes a difference...and it shows.  Too much speed for Bama...too much slowness for OSU.  

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

Y'all can keep the thick chicks though.

Luke Skywalker Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong - Imgflip

8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

You can juggle my burnt orange nuts.

And Notre Dame lost by 17.  Poooor aggy

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy
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Regular as clockwork, or my post 3rd cup of coffee shit.

Devontae Smith dislocated finger?  Just a guess, having been there and done that.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy
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Ohio State would wipe their ass with aggy.

 

The other benefit of bama rolling tonight is getting to watch Kirk squirm on tv while OSU gets their shit pushed in again. Fuck you Kirk.

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy
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Tell him to go ahead and put it on their stadium wall
3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy
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because jizzjar

Waddle's name definitely checks out.  What a crazy bastard to be playing.

Just now, Texasrocks said:

Waddle needs to sit down and stay on the bench.

Won't he still be around in 2022?  I may have to disagree.

1 minute ago, orangecat92 said:

42-17 after 3 quarters has a nice ring to it. 

Shiiiiit it might be 49-17 at this rate

Jesus Christ. A simple run turns into a 1st down because Harris broke two tackles and dragged a linebacker with him.

I’m super happy that Herman recruited Bijan for Sark to coach. If he can get over 200 on 12 touches, imagine what may happen if we actually give him the ball.  

20 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

GUMPS!  Why did you score those touchdowns?  Because coach Sark told me to Drill Sargent.....

Legit lol. 

Waddle’s agent has to be furious 

lol at Bama running on 3rd and 5 and easily getting it. Everyone in that stadium knows this game is over.

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