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On 1/8/2021 at 10:53 AM, Pimphand said:

Rooting for Ohio State should be viewed as rooting for Oklahoma

I don't know why this is such a difficult thing for people on this board to realize.

Michigan = Texas  = Teams that think they are more important than they really are
Ohio State = Oklahoma = Teams that are actually good at football
Michigan State = Texas A&M = Who gives a shit, Aggy is weird as fuck anyway

There is no other trio of schools in the entire country that come close to this parallel.

 

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6 minutes ago, Carter Buckeye said:

 

That was my edit in bold, pimphand didn't say that. I don't really know how this site works. Either way the point remains.

What does Buzzrock think? Why thanks for asking.

I don’t really care who wins. But Bama winning is boring and there’s some solid schadenfreude in tOSU winning with a dwag qb that they cast aside. So...

O...H...I...O...

Plus my aggy buddies are all “SECSECSEC”. Johnny Manziel come latelys.

Hoping to see Bama roll the couch burning slack jaws and hear all the would-be-contendors whine.  Maybe it will spawn expanded playoffs, bonus! 
 

Always liked Michigan better the tOSU. Bama going to roll, again.

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Michigan and Texas are not more important than they really are. @Pimphand your analysis is garbage. 

You might have a point if you left Michigan out of it.

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Michigan and Texas are not more important than they really are. @Pimphand your analysis is garbage. 

Numbnuts that was @Carter Buckeye putting shit in the quote box.  Pay attention
 

 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Seems fitting that a mask virtue signaler would have to tweet that lol.

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Brutal. Sark's going to feast tonight.

Fuck everything about Ohio. Trashiest fan base in college football to boot.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Fuck everything about Ohio. Trashiest fan base in college football to boot.

This.  If anyone has spent any time in Ohio, they would understand this.  Rudest people in the country.  

Seems fitting that a team that waited until November to start the season is suffering from Covid unavailability.

I'm ready.

Specs + FedEx SameDay = waaaaay cheaper than UberEats.  $20 cheaper.

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Three Bananas + three a handful or so of three types of berries + three containers of greek yogurt + five spoonfuls of peanut butter + two oranges + a bunch of Agave.... and dammit I forgot to add walnuts.... and ten overly healthy shots of Vodka and here we go.

Built-in hangover relief!

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Is there an online site or app that will quickly let you do squares?

WTF didn't this guy have knee surgery just a few weeks ago? Ohio State is screwed.

 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a huge dose of Big Dick Energy.

Just put 300 on Bama -13 @ +175

Barring a Field's injury you're gonna regret Bama -13.

I, for one, intend to sit down with my wife and spend a long evening immersed in the latest season of The Crown. 

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The fuck kind of weed are you smoking? 

Maybe I am. Taking Bama -13 means you're betting Bama will win by more than 13 pts, does it not?

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ah good, OSU has their excuse now. 

I dunno. Losing half the team to COVID was a winning strategy for Cleveland. 

What's the actual kickoff?  7:15? 7:45?

I'll never understand how in the nasty fuck the national championship game of college football is not on network television.

ESPN has done everything they can to destroy cfb. Why stop them now.

I’m betting Hologram Corso and Headgear Dancing Pollack are what you see as you enter the gates of Hell.

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Big 12 crew, so no holding calls tonight

Watching Najee Harris in Sark’s offense and thinking about what Bijan will do next year is probably gonna require a visit to South Austin’s mom after the game. 

anyone have any color on how many of the bucknut coivders are starters and/or backups? because thats a big list of dudes

 

 Yep, with big 12 refs officiating this game, lotta penalties won’t be called overall officiating is going to suck.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Wow, such insight with these on the field questions.

Seriously. What is the point if you're just gonna ask the most generic question possible? A robot could spit out the coach speak answer.

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