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  • Wanker Bob
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    Man your University is a giant shit show.  Life never rewards impatience and y'all are the poster children for impatience. Caviar expectations with Big Mac intelligence. Paying 25 million to send

  • Restinmybones
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    This thread is hilarious. I think Sark is either naive or brain damaged for agreeing to coach at Texas. Maybe both. It's clear to me that the Texas fan base, ex-players, and big money are fractured by

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not a fan of the hire.  

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This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between. 

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Apparently CDC decided Herman's failure was because he didn't drink enough.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao what a fucking joke. Might as well kept Herman if this is who we are replacing him with.

It's a huge risk.

Glad Herman is gone. So happy to be wrong about that.

Herman is a better coach than Sark but letting him stay was untenable at this point. Better be 100 percent funded by donor money because otherwise the price tag isn’t worth it.

Well be back here in 3-4 years. Hopefully there’s some better utilization of offensive talent.

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This is like when you take a hot chick home thinking youre gonna score and it turns out she has a dick

I enjoyed spending Saturdays with my family and not giving a shit whether we won or lost this past fall. Now, I can continue and not care anymore. 

As I said before - no one does less with more than Texas.

But hard to justify with Texas losing recruits right and left, seemingly like talent not playing, etc.
 

Wow.  I remember "it's going to be John Fucking Mackovic?  That's what we get?  That's all they could do?"

This feels even more piss poor.

Sark After Dark, bayby!!!

 

Fuck it. Why not.

 

Let's do it.  Hopefully we'll be good again when I'm in my 50s.

 

I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.
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I thought 2020 was over.

I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.

It’s fitting that I read this while taking a shit.

Wonder which buddies he's going to call to fill the roster?  Shouldn't take much to convince Tosh to leave Atlanta, come lock down this state and fuck with the rest of the SEC in 'croots while you're at it.

At least we won’t be a QB power team anymore. Tom meddle so much it didn’t matter who the OC was.

5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between. 

I'm good with this. Mediocrity is boring as hell. 

So we waited all of this time and lost guys to the transfer portal and didn’t maximize national signing day 1 to ducking hire sark??? CDC needs to get the fuck out.  This hire could have been made 2 months ago.

Only way this works is we go all bagmen and just out talent people.  If they are going to hire Sark, don’t expect him to be Mack Brown.  Fucking let him cheat and let’s win.

This could be incredibly brilliant or a spectacular failure. 

Damnit.  2020 continues to fuck up 2021.

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What kind of offense and defense does he run?

 

 

Welp, I guess I’ll see you fuckers in 2024 when we do this all over again. Urban will be done with his NFL experiment and ready to redeem himself.  
CDC playing several steps ahead. 

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In CDC's defense - Herman WAS the coach on Jan 1, 2021. He's not a liar.

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