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#5951
4 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

You can tell new intel is drying up when the thread turns from football to hot chics doing slutty things. Not that I’m complaining. 

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#5952

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

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#5953
Just now, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

#5954

There are probably way more scrip club opportunities in Austin for the pole assassin than there are in Tuscaloosa.  Pole assassin or bust.  

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#5955
4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.


Warehime sock confirmed.

#5956
6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

"And then I went to Walker Little's home."

#5958
15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This brand is ass, but this particular flavor is easily their best.

How much of this  “ass brand” ice cream did you have to eat to draw this conclusion? Lol!

#5959
8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

 

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:


Warehime sock confirmed.

Both are excellent - but I’ll award points to Sgt Slaughter as their comment was more relevant to Texas football. 

#5961
18 minutes ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

Ice cream talk not going away, but i'll bite lick. Blue Bell overrated but still good. My main gripe with them is that Bride's Cake is a seasonal thing, I've yet to find another almond ice cream in stores.

Lick Honest Ice Cream, Vanilla Bean, 16 Fl Oz

 

 

#5963

Saying Blue Bell is good is akin to saying Charlie Strong is a good head coach.

#5965
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

They make Italians???

#5966
39 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

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Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

#5967
3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

One of my favorite flavors was this one at Amy's, called "Russian Birthday."  IIRC, sweet cream w/ vodka-soaked pound cake.

#5969
3 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Maybe check her OnlyFans

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

#5970
Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

#5972
20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

#5973
13 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

More like mint chocolate chip. $$$

I'm interested in seeing whether or not Sark can manage these coaches nearly as effectively as Saban has. Doesn't matter how good they can be if they aren't properly managed.

#5975
20 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

Huh. Id’a guessed chunky monkey. 

#5977
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is the site borked again?

Change server on cookie monster tab worked for me

#5978
32 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

For anyone with access to a Publix, this is the best coffee ice cream
 

Have yet to find a coffee ice cream that isn't good. Discovered that wondrous flavor from some Häagen-Dazs mom had stashed in the freezer many moons ago.

#5980

I see that this thread has predictably gone to shit. The Josh Brown follows are interesting. 

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#5982

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#5984

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

#5985
3 hours ago, TexasToast said:

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something something Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

#5986
1 minute ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

So you can eat Blue Bell.

#5988
10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So you can eat Blue Bell.

He didn't say he was listeria tolerant.

#5989
57 minutes ago, Okcool said:

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

I've already written "Hi Jeff" and "Get Brewer off the field" on all my dollar bills.

#5990
37 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#5994
15 minutes ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

Just enjoy and let it rip ...

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#5998
7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

BTW, Comfy Cow in Louisville for the win.

 

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You live in louisville too?

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