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#7551
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

  • Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
  • Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
  • Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
  • Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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#7552
8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

Michael Buffer did the introduction.  You missed it.  It was awesome.

#7553
10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think there should be some NFL names in the mix. I know that Patricia name is out there (gross) but I bet the DC is going to come straight out of left field. Also you left off Golding but that feels unlikely now

Money whip Elko to the point he publicly tells aggyland he's leaving for Austin. Then pull the offer. 

#7555
3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

  • Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
  • Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
  • Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
  • Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

#7556
Just now, Teryor said:

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

I would rather keep Ash. Grantham is worse than Orlando. 

#7557
20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

Not to be a boom or bust guy he he makes the most sense on this list at this point and the $9.95 crowd has actually admitted they have no clue. Sark has fired Ash guys and Boom has the worst excuse of all the guys on that list save maybe Odom. 

#7558
6 minutes ago, GTA-Horn said:

That Eltife fellow's pretty face appeared on the stream briefly and then disappeared.  I wait, with stiff anticipation, for my eyes to be blessed in this way again.  BTW, is it El-Teef or El-Tee-Fay?   

EL-Tyfe (Tife rhymes with knife)

#7559
6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

  • Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
  • Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
  • Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
  • Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

#7560

I'm generally OK with keeping Ash. But if we're doing that, why fire all of his assistants? Unless all those dudes were hired by Herman and Ash never wanted them in the first place.  

#7561

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

 

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#7563

Certainty wasn't a wish list. Grantham making the list was largely due to the Mullen circumstances, him having success in the past and my understanding that he's well-respected by Saban (they worked together at MSU). 

#7564
2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

 

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I believe it's King Air Tree-Fiddy.  

#7565

This is just going to be Sark in front of a UT podium saying "HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS"... no new coaching hires announced.

#7566
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

Crootin isn't errthang, ask Tom Herman.  

#7567

Yep, does anyone really expect a DC announcement at this thing?

#7568
4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

Arnold & Itkin, reputable Houston personal injury firm (recognize that's an oxymoron), or one or their clients.

#7572
2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Did he get the hookers back to Milt in time?

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The man is wearing a taupe-green vest, show some friggin respect.  

#7573
25 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

My source says its Muschamp, my source is this thread.

It’s not me, Peeps.  I swear. 

#7574
Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Hartzell coming across as nervous, unprepared, and wet behind the ears.

Nah.  Step away from the mirror, bruah.  

#7576
18 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
  • Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)

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#7579
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

He sho has a jump to him, don't he?  It's not a good look.  I love the dude but he oughta talk a little less.  

#7583

Fuck it, let's just get Antonio Pierce and let the talent sort itself out. How many 5* kids can flame out? Eventually we'll hit on a few, right? Right?

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#7584
34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

Not disagreeing, but please explain. I've never even heard of Pierce.

Aside from recruiting, how would he be as a DC for development, game day, etc?

#7585

Coach Sark with another dominating performance with this press conference.  Easy to see how he earned this job, humble and hungry.  Future is bright.  Hook’em🤘🏼

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#7586

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

#7587
12 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Not disagreeing, but please explain. I've never even heard of Pierce.

Aside from recruiting, how would he be as a DC for development, game day, etc?

9 year NFL veteran, pro bowler and super bowl winner. Her has cache with the players and their parents. No idea how is as a coach.

#7588
1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

That's the old formula. The new formula is:

Take half your age, multiply times two, subtract your age, plus 18 . It gets the correct answer every time.

i get older matthew mcconaughey GIF

#7589
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Not possible, I was unequivocally told Coleman was being retained as WR Corch.

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#7590
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Milwee too, but that was done and known inside the Bama walls last weekend for everyone involved.

"Banks, as far as it looks right now, is staying. So we keep the monkey and the stripper. I continue to not have heard a god damned thing about this Golding shit you keep stirring. " -- BamaBuddy on text

#7591
Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Not possible, I was unequivocally told Coleman was being retained as WR Corch.

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

#7592
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Fuck yes

#7594
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

#7595
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Awesome

#7596
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

you could also see an inside WR/TE coach type of thing, although in this offense that would be a weird combo. 

#7597
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

excited hell yeah GIF

#7598
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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#7599
59 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

And Pierce coaches LBs.

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