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So still no confirmation on Wiggins other than CTJ's friend saying he was coming? Or was that Banks?

 

I guess we can actually truthfully use the "time to see what this fully operational battlestation can do" line we thought we could use when Herman was hired.

 

 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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16 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

It’s expected that A&M fans would react like this. They are the biggest net losers if Texas returns to competence. 

That's how you know this is good for Texas. Fuck'em.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Because Bama AD isn't stupid and knows we will keep upping the salaries since we have more money than any athletic department.  They don't feel like getting into a bidding war with Texas when they can replace every coach except Saban and still get the same results.

Aggy likes to talk about being the richest program in the SEC.  We dwarf them. 

The worst thing that could have happened to other schools was Urban telling us no.  Because now we will offer that money raised to get whichever assistants we damn well want.  Urban can afford to say no to a godly amount of money but these other coaches would be stupid to refuse being the highest paid at their positions.  Fuck it... offer Pruitt and Lupoi.  Make them both say no.

But...but....we might get on the list.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

they can replace every coach except Saban and still get the same results

yeah. the assistants don’t really mean a whole lot. saban makes that thing go. 

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Because Bama AD isn't stupid and knows we will keep upping the salaries since we have more money than any athletic department.  They don't feel like getting into a bidding war with Texas when they can replace every coach except Saban and still get the same results.

Aggy likes to talk about being the richest program in the SEC.  We dwarf them. 

The worst thing that could have happened to other schools was Urban telling us no.  Because now we will offer that money raised to get whichever assistants we damn well want.  Urban can afford to say no to a godly amount of money but these other coaches would be stupid to refuse being the highest paid at their positions.  Fuck it... offer Pruitt and Lupoi.  Make them both say no.

Right? Texas was prepared to offer Urban 10-12 mm + assistant salaries.  We got Sark for 5-something.  We have money to BURN. 

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

So still no confirmation on Wiggins other than CTJ's friend saying he was coming? Or was that Banks?

 

I guess we can actually truthfully use the "time to see what this fully operational battlestation can do" line we thought we could use when Herman was hired.

 

 

Unless Coleman is being dropped to analyst (highly doubtful) we're set on offense

3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

No fucking shit. This site is quickly becoming fucking worthless.

We have a thread about the coaching staff that gets overrun with fucking diabetes, dumb fucking college stories and snakes eating fucking dogs and I have to sift through 90% fucking garbage just to find out about fucking coaching news in a thread clearly labelled as a coaching thread that included warnings about staying on topic.

There are a LOT of other places on this site that all of those topics can be discussed but apparently a bunch of fucksticks just can't keep themselves from fucking up regular threads with stupid shit.

Is there any board where this shit doesn't happen?

 

I can’t wait until the coaching hires are made and I can go back to the other board. 

16 minutes ago, TXRed said:

I’m hyped for the next podcast episode. 

Probably recording tonight, really want to wait for the DC to be named but moved like this might force our hand

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1 minute ago, longhornfreak said:

But...but....we might get on the list.

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Live look at Sark hiring assistants.......

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Back to here. Honestly would rather Golding than Pruitt with the investigation cloud over him

41 minutes ago, Teryor said:
Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

 

Backup ST Coach and stick'em applier...

 

 

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12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Would a daily summary "article" in the football forum help catch everyone up on the previous day's thread? (It can also serve as a way for @RGBIII and myself to create the agenda for the next podcast, since all we basically do is summarize this + a few other threads and give our hot takes?

 

Yes please. Maybe one in the morning and one at night? Maybe just a list of the latest $9.95 rumor-mongering? Or would that get you in trouble? If we could stay somewhat on topic in this thread, it might not be necessary. 

17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Snapshot of Bama reactions.

 

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You gonna bogart that link, or what

In too late. Beaten. Bloodied. NM

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I was under the impression the thread titled "official assistant coach hirings" by Blackman would tell you if anything happened. I first check that out before coming here for the bullshit.
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2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

Bama fans wanted Sark to be the HCIW and he might force Saban to rehaul his entire staff and/or retire.

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2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

If we took Banks, I think i want Pruitt now!

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Back to here. Honestly would rather Golding than Pruitt with the investigation cloud over him

Totally fine with it, end on Golding and Scott or Lupoi and we're fucking humming

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Back to here. Honestly would rather Golding than Pruitt with the investigation cloud over him

Agreed 100%

Got damn - Golding too?  Can you imagine if Golding brings Scott?  Bama fans might haul their trailers to Austin.

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4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

If true, this really makes me doubt any claims that Sark is still having issues.  You don't get this many people to leave Alabama if they don't have 100% faith in what you are doing.

Also, absolutely love Sark letting his nuts hang. Fuck these unwritten rules.

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4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

Gonna steal their elephant, too.

Please don't poke the bear too hard, Sark, but my goodness. 

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

I do not like this rumor. Alabama fans will hate us for Banks but love us for taking Golding and see it as a wash. Maybe Saban said you can have Banks but you have to take Golding with you as the pound of flesh. Alabama fans liked Pruitt and I would too. Once again I rather keep Ash over Golding.

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Back to here. Honestly would rather Golding than Pruitt with the investigation cloud over him

Wait you said Chip knows the DC and he could announce it this afternoon?  Bobby is trying to trump Chip.  It's gotta be Golding.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

If true, this really makes me doubt any claims that Sark is still having issues.  You don't get this many people to leave Alabama if they don't have 100% faith in what you are doing.

Aside from the money - it speaks well to how Sark is thought of by his colleagues.  Has to be a good sign that so many are willing to follow him here.

A yellow python ate a dog, asshole. But keep making your jokes. 
that happens ewery day in fl. most of em aint yeller

Banks has kids in Texas, right?  This makes a lot of sense.  Just because he likes to bang strippers doesn't mean he hates his kids.

@NeverMarryAStripper comments?  Yes or yes?

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1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:
A yellow python ate a dog, asshole. But keep making your jokes. 

that happens ewery day in fl. most of em aint yeller

Well congratulations to Florida. 

Just now, closetohumping said:

Wait you said Chip knows the DC and he could announce it this afternoon?  Bobby is trying to trump Chip.  It's gotta be Golding.

It was really obvious FCB shot himself in the foot giving himself the chance to get scooped by announcing an announcement

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Banks has kids in Texas, right?  This makes a lot of sense.  Just because he likes to bang strippers doesn't mean he hates his kids.

@NeverMarryAStripper comments?  Yes or yes?

I think CTJ said Banks told his ex-wife that he didn't want to have anything to do with the kids in the divorce.

Man, being a Texas fan is exciting again. The last decade as been a self flogging on Saturdays.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Banks has kids in Texas, right?  This makes a lot of sense.  Just because he likes to bang strippers doesn't mean he hates his kids.

@NeverMarryAStripper comments?  Yes or yes?

According to CTJs friend he isn't very concerned with his kids.

Is this the thread where we make fun of Urban for taking the Jags job? Is that in poor taste? Should we wait and see how everything plays out? 

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

Maybe Saban stole Pruitt out from under Sark, so Sark took all Saban's coaches as pay back.

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I've found that most all Kirklands brand liquor is pretty good, especially for the price. 

I clicked bait about who manufactures Kirkland Signature products. Tequila may have been one of them. One of the few click baits I’d recommend. 

Remember when we hired a fucking HS coach in Corby Meekins who had no business coaching a D1 program, much less a blue blood like Texas.  

Hey Strong and Herman... this is how you do it. 

Sark may fail here, but I'll never give him shit for his first coaching staff.  These guys are best at their positions  

If we are talking about dream scenarios, I'd rather have Muschamp or Pruitt. But with what is left on the table, Golden seems like a decent (though not slam dunk) choice.

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Saban walking into the office on Monday.


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