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Say what you want, but this team is going to have a WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE come spring ball.

i, for one, can not wait.*
 

*i can’t fucking believe this nightmare keeps happening. 

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


It’s only his second season at Bama...

The Brooks claim he is the reason they are going to Bama.

Sark will be fired in 3/4 years. He’s garbage. Enjoy another decade of shit 

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Say what you want, but this team is going to have a WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE come spring ball.

i, for one, can not wait.*
 

*i can’t fucking believe this nightmare keeps happening. 

Aint gonna lie when I hear how badass our “new” offense looks and how tough our D is... I will believe it.  Just like always.

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


Yah, my opinion is he did about as well as could be expected by just about anyone. It’s Washington.

He really didn’t though. He had the talent to do better than 7-6 three years in a row and 8-4 the year after. 

Sark will be fired in 3/4 years. He’s garbage. Enjoy another decade of shit 

Perfect thread for your dazzling insight.
1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


He’s been an OL coach a long time, no doubt. Not a lot of issues with him being the OL coach.
Just not sure how concerns about the guy being an OC were going to be washed away by bringing up the fact he’s coached one NFL draft class at Bama emoji2371.png

Pretty certain the OC thing is just a title.  He'll be the OL coach.

2 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Perfect thread for your dazzling insight.

I started the Fire Herman thread when 80% were still white knighting that douchebag. Eat a dick. 

He really didn’t though. He had the talent to do better than 7-6 three years in a row and 8-4 the year after. 

We’ll just disagree. 0-12 teams normally aren’t that talented, coaching whatever it is. That program was in the dump.
30 minutes ago, maninblack said:

I don't have a line on this one so it's me just throwing a name out but if you hear Jesse Ackerman don't be surprised

He spent a year in Austin

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Why don’t all you charmin soft limp dicks that are sad it’s Sark go take up a collection and get some time with the BMD and see why Urban isn’t etching his name on the door?
Do I know that Sark is the answer? Nope. But I’m sure as fuck glad that Tom is gone and listening to a normal human in that press conference makes me optimistic.
Quit being a bunch of spoil twats and realize that everyone you wanted probably doesn’t want this fucking job. I wonder why.
You’re loads that should have been swallowed.

I started the Fire Herman thread when 80% were still white knighting that douchebag. Eat a dick. 

I’ve never seen anyone cry more than you. You’re worthless.
23 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Sigh. I miss the squirrel.

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10 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

**i don’t know what thread I’m in.

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5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sark will be fired in 3/4 years. He’s garbage. Enjoy another decade of shit 

It means nothing, to anyone, but i truly felt as you do when we hired Charlie AND Tom.  For reasons unknown I don't with this hire.  He's been hired so i'll give him a shot.  Its clear to him he wasn't choice number one but if nothing else he will come in and recruit. He's not our standard but again given our options i'll give a shot to prove he is.  Herman had to go.   

3 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


I’ve never seen anyone cry more than you. You’re worthless.

 

3 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

Why don’t all you charmin soft limp dicks that are sad it’s Sark go take up a collection and get some time with the BMD and see why Urban isn’t etching his name on the door?
Do I know that Sark is the answer? Nope. But I’m sure as fuck glad that Tom is gone and listening to a normal human in that press conference makes me optimistic.
Quit being a bunch of spoil twats and realize that everyone you wanted probably doesn’t want this fucking job. I wonder why.
You’re loads that should have been swallowed.

You sound like you live in New York City...in Boston, I became adept at honking, steering, and giving both middle fingers at the same time.

47 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


No prob at all with Flood being the OL coach, just curious about what all the OC tag would intel for him, and it seems to be the popular opinion he would not actually be calling plays, which would make me feel a lot better.

Flood: Co-OC/OL Run Game Coordinator

Tee Martin: Co-OC/WR/Passing Game Coordinator

Would be my dream setup.

10 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Pretty certain the OC thing is just a title.  He'll be the OL coach.

Just so long as it’s not to get around a buyout like Wickline. 

24 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


He’s not Bama’s long time OL coach or anything. He was Rutgers HC before Ash.

Nobody is Bama’s longtime anything. 

17 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The Brooks claim he is the reason they are going to Bama.

Sounds like sark is thankful to saban any chance he will not go after any current bama commits? 

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10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sounds like sark is thankful to saban any chance he will not go after any current bama commits? 

And Saban is already putting up with the distraction. Will definitely be interesting to see who Sark tries to take with him.

Elko is supposedly meeting with ND tomorrow about going back. Add aggy to the Muschamp sweepstakes if true. 
Lol Muschamp ain't livin in college station

FCB is hearing that Stan Drayton is likely staying. 

https://thespun.com/big-12/texas-longhorns/will-muschamp-return-texas-defensive-coordinator-steve-sarkisian

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Speculation about a potential return for Will Muschamp to Texas football is already beginning.

 

Just hours after the Longhorns fired head coach Tom Herman, the program hired Alabama offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian.

With a new, offensive-minded head coach, the next logical place to look for a potential coaching change is at the defensive coordinator position.

According to Texas Longhorns reporter Brian Davis of the Austin American-Statesman, Muschamp could be a sleeper for a DC job with the program.

 

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Well Turtle didn’t want to score alot...

Scoring a lot is really really really hard.

44 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Just so long as it’s not to get around a buyout like Wickline. 

Holy shit I had repressed that clusterfuck. It was the blocked extra point of coaching hires. 

21 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

FCB is hearing that Stan Drayton is likely staying. 

With him breaking the Sark news, this raises the important question of who in the hell is feeding this guy info as opposed to the other dozen or so reporter options, who aren't FCB? 

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

I don't have a line on this one so it's me just throwing a name out but if you hear Jesse Ackerman don't be surprised

Wholesale changes in Atlanta might benefit us greatly.  Hope they transpire soon.

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

With him breaking the Sark news, this raises the important question of who in the hell is feeding this guy info as opposed to the other dozen or so reporter options, who aren't FCB? 

CDC is feeding him directly like a Fucking lap dog. I will be posting a 995er post shortly about all of this shit 

2 hours ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

You guys are bringing up shit from when he was out-of-control drinking. 

I know I said, "I'll leave", but this is simply too much to ignore. He HAS to be clean, and Mike Stoops is not going to be your DC, and likely not a position coach. Sark was talented when he WAS addicted to / abusing alcohol. I realize that this post will get me AT LEAST fifteen more "fuck you" reactions, but UT would not have hired him if he was not clean and sober. 

Stop thinking about / over-analyzing the alcoholic Sark, and be open to the guy that is clean now.  

My post #295 is no different than this post. I don't understand the difference RE: reaction.

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2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I don't think the author understands the concept of a "sleeper" candidate.  Muschamp is the #1 contender that everyone has immediately thrown out there, not some out-of-the-box unknown.

He slept they other candidates.

My post #295 is no different than this post. I don't understand the difference RE: reaction.
Hey. Go fuck yourself.
11 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

My post #295 is no different than this post. I don't understand the difference RE: reaction.

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don't overthink it Meth mouth. We are going through the 12 stages of coaching change. Emotions are running wild. Cycles are synchronizing. Just lay back, bite a stick, and pray you get through this.

Brian Davis is still pissed that CDC lied to them and doesn't know how the media can trust him in the future ......

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Brian Davis is still pissed that CDC lied to them and doesn't know how the media can trust him in the future ......

Well he doesn't really qualify as media soo...

Brian Davis is still pissed that CDC lied to them and doesn't know how the media can trust him in the future ......


It is hilarious how irrelevant that newspaper reporters are these days vs. how important they think they are.
27 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

CDC is feeding him directly like a Fucking lap dog. I will be posting a 995er post shortly about all of this shit 

Yep. It's pretty obvious that he's CDC's mouthpiece.

13 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
24 minutes ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:
My post #295 is no different than this post. I don't understand the difference RE: reaction.

Hey. Go fuck yourself.

Done. tubesock. Took less than one minute. Back in the game. 

Now, I want an answer, Why are the same posts so diametrically opposed / different than the other? It's the same post!

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Look, I'll give the new coach the benefit of the doubt, but I hope he's changed since this:
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What kinda haircut is that?
9 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Brian Davis is still pissed that CDC lied to them and doesn't know how the media can trust him in the future ......

Fuck Brian Davis he’s a fucking hack. 

25 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I don't think the author understands the concept of a "sleeper" candidate.  Muschamp is the #1 contender that everyone has immediately thrown out there, not some out-of-the-box unknown.

"everyone"

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