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When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

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Just now, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

There are probably way more scrip club opportunities in Austin for the pole assassin than there are in Tuscaloosa.  Pole assassin or bust.  

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4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.


Warehime sock confirmed.

6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

"And then I went to Walker Little's home."

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This brand is ass, but this particular flavor is easily their best.

How much of this  “ass brand” ice cream did you have to eat to draw this conclusion? Lol!

8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

 

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:


Warehime sock confirmed.

Both are excellent - but I’ll award points to Sgt Slaughter as their comment was more relevant to Texas football. 

18 minutes ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

Ice cream talk not going away, but i'll bite lick. Blue Bell overrated but still good. My main gripe with them is that Bride's Cake is a seasonal thing, I've yet to find another almond ice cream in stores.

Lick Honest Ice Cream, Vanilla Bean, 16 Fl Oz

 

 

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

Saying Blue Bell is good is akin to saying Charlie Strong is a good head coach.

That’s soft serve.

Nah man, it hardened the fuck up.
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

They make Italians???

39 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

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Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

One of my favorite flavors was this one at Amy's, called "Russian Birthday."  IIRC, sweet cream w/ vodka-soaked pound cake.

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

Maybe check her OnlyFans

3 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Maybe check her OnlyFans

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Shes too gentle with it.a23e853fb37c17cea9f272041ec81371.gif

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20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

13 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

More like mint chocolate chip. $$$

I'm interested in seeing whether or not Sark can manage these coaches nearly as effectively as Saban has. Doesn't matter how good they can be if they aren't properly managed.

20 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

Huh. Id’a guessed chunky monkey. 

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Hire someone already!!!! I can’t wait 48 more hours!

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is the site borked again?

Change server on cookie monster tab worked for me

32 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

For anyone with access to a Publix, this is the best coffee ice cream
 

Have yet to find a coffee ice cream that isn't good. Discovered that wondrous flavor from some Häagen-Dazs mom had stashed in the freezer many moons ago.

I see that this thread has predictably gone to shit. The Josh Brown follows are interesting. 

Edited by Newy25

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Hire someone already!!!! I can’t wait 48 more hours!

 

 

 

 

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Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

3 hours ago, TexasToast said:

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something something Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

So you can eat Blue Bell.

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So you can eat Blue Bell.

He didn't say he was listeria tolerant.

57 minutes ago, Okcool said:

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

I've already written "Hi Jeff" and "Get Brewer off the field" on all my dollar bills.

37 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BTW, Comfy Cow in Louisville for the win.

 

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15 minutes ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

Just enjoy and let it rip ...

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59 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Change server on cookie monster tab worked for me

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Pineapple Sherbet FTMFW.  Its the only thing i eat. Dairy sucks.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

BTW, Comfy Cow in Louisville for the win.

 

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You live in louisville too?

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

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Dude, she’s mine!  

Lay off or else. 

 

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