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  • closetojumping
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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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2 hours ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

My main gripe with them is that Bride's Cake is a seasonal thing, I've yet to find another almond ice cream in stores.

You can find badam kulfi in almost any Indian/Bangladeshi/Pakistani store. Frankly I'm amazed it hasn't been brought up in this thread yet.

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I have to wonder at what point does the flood of information come out. If it really is Banks, Flood, Wiggins, Golding and Milwee, you'd have to assume Sark is gonna hit the ground running before NSD2 right? So immediately after the game? During? Right after?

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to wonder at what point does the flood of information come out. If it really is Banks, Flood, Wiggins, Golding and Milwee, you'd have to assume Sark is gonna hit the ground running before NSD2 right? So immediately after the game? During? Right after?

It's pretty clearly going to happen the day after the National Championship Game. Until then, unfortunately, it's all 9.95 bullshit and, apparently, ice cream photos.

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to wonder at what point does the flood of information come out. If it really is Banks, Flood, Wiggins, Golding and Milwee, you'd have to assume Sark is gonna hit the ground running before NSD2 right? So immediately after the game? During? Right after?

I think we’ll know by Tuesday morning - like you said, they’ll want to start recruiting immediately. 

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I think we’ll know by [Tuesday morning]

I remember reading this seven days ago 😂 It's morbidly funny to see the date keep shifting.

2 hours ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

You can tell new intel is drying up when the thread turns from football to hot chics sheiks doing slutty things. Not that I’m complaining. 

 NTTAWWT

1 hour ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

I’ve always been partial to sherbet

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sherbert is the gay ice cream

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to wonder at what point does the flood of information come out. If it really is Banks, Flood, Wiggins, Golding and Milwee, you'd have to assume Sark is gonna hit the ground running before NSD2 right? So immediately after the game? During? Right after?

I mean, if he's not texting recruits while Ohio St has the ball tomorrow night, then maybe he's not the right man for the job.  

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

sherbert is the gay ice cream

???

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1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I mean, if he's not texting recruits while Ohio St has the ball tomorrow night, then maybe he's not the right man for the job.  

The camera cuts to him and they think he's signaling in plays, but he's actually sending coded messages to Quinn Ewers to come to Texas.

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

52 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:


Reminds me of panchos. Damn. Now I want panchos

WTF?  WHY?

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

2, 3, 1

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

Why do I have to assume this?

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

 

 

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I remember reading this seven days ago 😂 It's morbidly funny to see the date keep shifting.

"Free beer tomorrow!" 

Someone start a Jim Leonard rumor to get through the next 48 hours. 

7 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

3, 1, 2

2 hours ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

If you think she sticks to one flavor, you're fooling yourself.

So if all we are  getting is ice cream bs till Tuesday?  

I request age appropriate soft serve deep throat. 

Thank you. 

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

This may be the biggest reach surly/shaggy has ever witnessed.  Drew fucking Brees?  For a coaching job at UT?  What the fuck

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

 

 

Surly never disappoints.

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

So if all we are  getting is ice cream bs till Tuesday?  

Come on ice cream.  

1 minute ago, Landomatic said:

This may be the biggest reach surly/shaggy has ever witnessed.  Drew fucking Brees?  For a coaching job at UT?  What the fuck

I'm sure he needs the money.

CHIEF

12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

1, 2, 3

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

This may be the biggest reach surly/shaggy has ever witnessed.  Drew fucking Brees?  For a coaching job at UT?  What the fuck

He can be Sean Peyton's assistant when he joins Texas as an analysts 

10 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

Reason #127 why I love Surly.

3 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

This may be the biggest reach surly/shaggy has ever witnessed.  Drew fucking Brees?  For a coaching job at UT?  What the fuck

Nah, GA chopping up film, getting Milwee some coffee and donuts.  Got to pay his dues.  

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God dammit. You fucks need to stop Urban or Busting up this thread. Get in a fucking chat room with all this ice cream bullshit.

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

Hey! First time, long time!

I see where you might think of this as a possibility but...

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He’s going to take a “job” at whatever school his sons play and might eventually become an analyst.

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.
Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.
He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  
 
 


I heard Mahomes is interested. Will coach on Saturdays and fly out immediately after the game to play on Sundays.
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Reason #127 why I love Surly.

You spelled “is going to shit” wrong

2 minutes ago, RichUT said:

God dammit. You fucks need to stop Urban or Busting up this thread. Get in a fucking chat room with all this ice cream bullshit.

Agreed, more Dennys talk

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Why do I have to assume this?

So that the quest for 1000 can have hope. 

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

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Did Drayton or Gideon start following any of these guys?

19 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Assuming it is Golding would yall rather have:

Golding DC/LB- Raymond CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/LB- Scott CB- Joseph Safeties

Golding DC/CB- Lupoi DC/LB- Joseph Safeties

 

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4 minutes ago, RichUT said:

God dammit. You fucks need to stop Urban or Busting up this thread. Get in a fucking chat room with all this ice cream bullshit.

Looks like someone dropped their cone.

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Per Gerry, one of the coaches won't be arriving until Wednesday.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Did Drayton or Gideon start following any of these guys?

Drayton following Wiggins now - so confirmed?

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Gerry, one of the coaches won't be arriving until Wednesday.

Ah the old 2 day post-championship hangover. Gotta be Banks

8 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I'm sure he needs the money.

CHIEF

And he’ll likely have no other employment options, honestly.  Low level assistant UT coach is about as good as it will get for that guy, post playing days.

16 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

 

 

Drew Brees??  Huh??  Use your brain, man!  Taysom Hill can coach QB, RB, WR, TE, and ST!

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

The fact that I “out-scooped” all of them last Friday is proof of this. Lulz. Me. Beat. Them.

You scooped us “premium” ice cream that turned out to be store brand.

 

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Per Gerry, one of the coaches won't be arriving until Wednesday.

Packing a pet monkey into a Uhaul is probably annoying so I'm taking this is direct confirmation Banks is coming to Texas!!

 

 

26 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

 

 

He’s got his roots deep in Nola now 

30 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Sounds like Drew Brees will retire after the playoffs are over.  I'm shocked he's still in it with all those busted ribs.

Would be nice to put some feelers in and see if he'd be interested in joining the staff and being groomed for an eventual quarterbacks coach type position.

He's not Texas Ex but he is "from" Austin and his Uncle played Quarterback for UT.  

 

 

https://www.si.com/nfl/saints/news/brees-joins-nbc-snf-team

He has a job

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