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1 minute ago, jTower said:

Is Saban in the half coming?

He is being interviewed for the DB coach position. Supposedly will meet with CDC this evening.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

He is being interviewed for the DB coach position.

Cannot stop Spread, do not want.

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

I'd really like him on staff for recruiting, but if he's demanding play calling responsibilities and oregon will give him that, you just have to move on. The recruiting isn't worth sacrificing the entire defense.

We’ve had plenty of defenses with promising 4 and 5 stars out there look lost in Big 12 play. Need an architect and steady playcaller, first.
So if Saban retires we get the Alabama staff and then Alabama takes Jimbo how fun would that be for us.

Dark horse, one Bill Belichick, book it.

And Tom Brady as Qb corch.
13 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Polynesian ties?

22 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I know the Nebraska game had everyone rightfully jumping all over the offensive line, but the Bama tackle was a fluke hit on a speed option. Saddling them with that is ridiculous....Greg Davis on the other hand....

No, Colt was running for his life much of his 4 years, not a fluke, just a not so great OL. 

 

18 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

Aw man, he was one of the great "oh yeah, that guy" players in the 90s NFL. Consistently terrible Raiders backup QB with a fun-to-say name.

11 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

How have you not been negged off yet?

 

You are whinier then Satya and not nearly the longevity. 

 

You've never heard of Tuiasosopo? Seriously....

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aw man, he was one of the great "oh yeah, that guy" players in the 90s NFL. Consistently terrible Raiders backup QB with a fun-to-say name.

A bit later then 90s.  Drafted in 01.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

A bit later then 90s.  Drafted in 01.

I stand corrected. Makes sense, actually, I'm a bit too young to remember much about 90s sports.



We should probably also ask Sean Payton if he would join our staff as an analyst and groom him to one day be a position coach. 
 
Exactly. Got damn that was dumb. Maybe baker mayfield will help, hes from austin!!!!
35 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Hahahahahaha oh my fucking god no.  Cal fans would do backflips to get him out of town.  So so recruiter, so so coach, so so many mehs.  On the plus side, he’d be cheap, I think he makes $400k or so at Cal.
 

jesus, whoever suggested that should punch themselves in the face 

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I think Marques was the first qb with a 300/200 game. Might be wrong, probably am. Or was it the other Tui?

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aw man, he was one of the great "oh yeah, that guy" players in the 90s NFL. Consistently terrible Raiders backup QB with a fun-to-say name.

Oh that is the old Raiders/Jets QB?? God that takes me back. Announcers used to have way too much fun just saying his name as much as possible whenever he was in the game. Rest of this offensive staff is going to be absolutely beastly regardless of which WR coach target we end up with so if he is at least a solid recruiter it probably doesn't matter what other shortcomings he has. 

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12 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Hahahahahaha oh my fucking god no.  Cal fans would do backflips to get him out of town.  So so recruiter, so so coach, so so many mehs.  On the plus side, he’d be cheap, I think he makes $400k or so at Cal.
 

jesus, whoever suggested that should punch themselves in the face 

If he makes 400k, he would be among the highest paid TE coaches. This list is from 2019, so I’m sure salaries have gone up, but probably not that much.

https://footballscoop.com/news/highest-paid-tight-ends-coaches-college-football/
 

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3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If he makes 400k, he would be among the highest paid TE coaches. This list is from 2019, so I’m sure salaries have gone up, but probably not that much.

https://footballscoop.com/news/highest-paid-tight-ends-coaches-college-football/
 

He has been an OC in the past and had a rep since he coached at SC and UW... both fan bases were delighted when he left.  Started at Cal as QB coach if I remember right... dicey.  Shifted to TEs... meh.  You’d hope he’d have decent NW or Poly connections for recruiting... meh.  Hard.  Pass.

Cal’s total assistant pool is under $4m I think and $400k for TE coach grates.  

Ok, maybe he only makes $325k, that’s what I found when I went digging on the Cal boards.  Regardless, he’s not good.  Pass

Any chance we could bring in JaMarcus Russell if Tuiasosopo is a no go? If we’re just tossing out names and all.

51 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Evidently, your mom can’t stop it either.

Touché, Douché

1 hour ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Just want to throw it out there while we're shitting on his actual coaching ability that his family was involved in the Lennay Kekua/Manti Teo shit so anything we can do to avoid that by all costs is probably for the best

Yea let’s put this random comment from a random poster that amounts to less than a rumor to rest.

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea let’s put this random comment from a random poster that amounts to less than a rumor to rest.

Idk. I think Surly has at least 30 more pages left in it on this one.

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15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea let’s put this random comment from a random poster that amounts to less than a rumor to rest.

Agreed. Marques Tuiasosopo is about as likely to be our TE coach as this guy

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17 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Agreed. Marques Tuiasosopo is about as likely to be our TE coach as this guy

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You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

Ah didn't think it ventured into politics since it was just a goofball but better safe than sorry. Gotcha and will adjust :D

edit: Also very fitting username since you're right, I didn't haha. Guess you can't delete posts once they've been quoted, but either way thanks for heads up. 

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33 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

Thanks for stepping in, that was a terrifying 20 minutes. 

2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

He has been an OC in the past and had a rep since he coached at SC and UW... both fan bases were delighted when he left.  Started at Cal as QB coach if I remember right... dicey.  Shifted to TEs... meh.  You’d hope he’d have decent NW or Poly connections for recruiting... meh.  Hard.  Pass.

Cal’s total assistant pool is under $4m I think and $400k for TE coach grates.  

Listen, motherfucker: no matter what you say, Tuiasosopo has STRONG POLYNESIAN TIES!

sliding in poleassains dms was rather easy when you are a woo

@hornfromdallas asked her about cardi b'ing the poles in austin soon she said no

 

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28 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

sliding in poleassains dms was rather easy when you are a woo

@hornfromdallas asked her about cardi b'ing the poles in austin soon she said no

 

You are embarrassing in so many ways.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

How is that political?

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29 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You are embarrassing in so many ways.

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u r a yt fuccboi

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It's funny. I started this process with Banks as probably my #1 desired assistant hire for Sark to land because of his recruiting prowess but now I just want him here for the pet monkey and stripper GF memes 


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2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

How is that political?

Best fight scene. Period. Arnold bad acting notwithstanding. Didn’t realize the Predator also played Jason. 

Not sure how y'all managed to have a conversation about great ice cream and not bring up Salt & Straw or Teo Gelato.

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4 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

sliding in poleassains dms was rather easy when you are a woo

@hornfromdallas asked her about cardi b'ing the poles in austin soon she said no

 

This reads like someone forgot to sign into the right account

6 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

He has been an OC in the past and had a rep since he coached at SC and UW... both fan bases were delighted when he left.  

Are you talking about a potential TE coach or our new head coach?

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This reads like someone forgot to sign into the right account

u whypipo 🤡🤡🤡

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31 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This reads like someone forgot to sign into the right account

Just someone who talks to himself.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Listen, motherfucker: no matter what you say, Tuiasosopo has STRONG POLYNESIAN TIES!

ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!!

We thought that he would, but his tie game sucked ass.

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u whypipo 🤡🤡🤡

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We know you’re white.   Pointdexter

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

We know you’re white.   Pointdexter

Yeah it's pretty obvious. Dude probably in his 30s using slang from the HS/college kids to stay relevant. Pretty cringe, not going to lie.

Cmon down Tosh. No idea how numbers are going to shake out but he’s a must add

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah it's pretty obvious. Dude probably in his 30s using slang from the HS/college kids to stay relevant. Pretty cringe, not going to lie.

does my glizzy look yt 

call me yt again i will take a pic of my bbc on the surlyhorns screen 

 

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Cmon down Tosh. No idea how numbers are going to shake out but he’s a must add

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I agree....Golding and Lupoi would be fine, even if Oregon got Arnette.

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Cmon down Tosh. No idea how numbers are going to shake out but he’s a must add

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So Oregon is trying to put together the shittiest collection of all recruiting shifty coaching possible if they hand him the keys. 
got it. 

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