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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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3 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

When have they crossed paths?

They haven't. 

Some of these coaches just need the proper guidance. That wasn't coming from Herman.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Have these been confirmed or are they surly feces flinging fantasies? 

Nothing beside Sark has been truly confirmed but these are ones that all the 9.95ers have agreed upon.   I would imagine the unison on them all means it’s probable it happens 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

biggest agents = sexton? 

It's boom! holy shit! /overreaction 

He also represents Pruitt who would be a logical replacement for Golding. That means Pruitt is probably a no go this year for Saban and Boom really does want to take the year off. Or Boom is just slow playing..

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Nahlin said expect Carrington back

Just now, RGBIII said:

Nahlin said expect Carrington back

Hmmm 

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nahlin said expect Carrington back

Good.  Not sure why you wouldn't keep him.  There is no limit on the number of employees like Carrington so keep him and add on if you want.

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4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

They haven't. 

Some of these coaches just need the proper guidance. That wasn't coming from Herman.

I get that, but the post implied some history with Stark and Coleman.  Maybe he interviewed him for an analyst position before we picked him up.

6 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I get that, but the post implied some history with Stark and Coleman.  Maybe he interviewed him for an analyst position before we picked him up.

Ya not sure. Just that part about talking to Saban about him. 

Going back over Coleman's playing and coaching history, there was a long break between his playing career ending and his first listed coaching gig, around 12 years. Unless there was an internship in there somewhere that is missing, they haven't coached together or anything. 

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Soooo lets check in on the 9.95ers one day before all the hires are announced:

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10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nahlin said expect Carrington back

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16 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So Nahlin is saying Sark did not call CR back?

Sark posted in the cloak room

13 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Sark posted in the cloak room

Do NOT want

31 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So Nahlin is saying Sark did not call CR back?

Gerry clearly said that 

3 minutes ago, Fud said:
35 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So Nahlin is saying Sark did not call CR back?

Gerry clearly said that 

Given that he apparently spent a good portion of the weekend calling our recruits, you've got to think that means he's moved on from CR.

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Like 20 pages skipped from over the weekend and I definitely don't feel like I missed a goddamn thing. So that's nice.

Less nice is that motherfucking Immamac has pinned posts to the top of every page he likes so now we all have to see a CloseToJumping post every time a page loads. Can't we just cut the bullshit and sticky a pic of Listeater to the top of every fucking page?

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Given that he apparently spent a good portion of the weekend calling our recruits, you've got to think that means he's moved on from CR.

or that he was never considered in the first place because it was all a ruse to get a raise.

So Sark has had extensive discussion with Corey Raymond while simultaneously ignoring his phone calls. These guys seem in the know!

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

or that he was never considered in the first place because it was all a ruse to get a raise.

Clearly, you're not paying attention.  We obviously offered him $1 million to coach WR, then ghosted him after it seemed like he might accept it.  It makes perfect sense.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Like 20 pages skipped from over the weekend and I definitely don't feel like I missed a goddamn thing. So that's nice.

Less nice is that motherfucking Immamac has pinned posts to the top of every page he likes so now we all have to see a CloseToJumping post every time a page loads. Can't we just cut the bullshit and sticky a pic of Listeater to the top of every fucking page?


I spent entirely too much time trying to visualize someone licking our collective asshole. The imagery is pretty frightening. 

I'm calling it now...Monkey Gia & Pole Assassin as Co-DCs.

If it doesn't happen, I'll let Monkey Gia fist me.  Looks to have tiny Card-like hands.

Did anyone else report that everyone's favorite Longhorn Foundation employee is now following Karl Scott - DB coach Alabama?

 

Also - I don't know how active/often Andre Coleman is on twitter - but one of his most recent follows is Dennis Simmons.

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6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I spent entirely too much time trying to visualize someone licking our collective asshole. The imagery is pretty frightening. 

Perhaps this is too technical a question as the collectivization of our assholes is in the brainstorm phase, but what would the maintenance fees be in the proposed Surly Asshole-Share program and what time of year might I expect to use the Surly Asshole? I know that's two questions but the concept has me quite excited.

Just like when Kelly's name was being thrown about, I can't imagine we are getting Bama's DC, WR, and DB coach on (at best) lateral moves.  

So IT is saying Wiggins is likely and already doing work behind the scenes but don't rule out Coleman as WR coach? Hmm ok..

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did anyone else report that everyone's favorite Longhorn Foundation employee is now following Karl Scott - DB coach Alabama?

 

Also - I don't know how active/often Andre Coleman is on twitter - but one of his most recent follows is Dennis Simmons.

If it’s Golding I see Scott coming with him. I’ve heard they have became a pair, I was never all that confident we got Raymond even though I would love that 

and I think Andre stays like analysis while we get either Simmons or Wiggins 

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Based on what I've read, Karl Scott was a Golding hire as much as a Saban hire. 

They both started coaching together all the way back in 2007 at Delta State.  This seems very similar to Flood following Sark. 

6 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Just like when Kelly's name was being thrown about, I can't imagine we are getting Bama's DC, WR, and DB coach on (at best) lateral moves.  

Co-DC roles? Granted lateral for a Golding but a promotion for Scott

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

So IT is saying Wiggins is likely and already doing work behind the scenes but don't rule out Coleman as WR coach? Hmm ok..

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$9.95ers when people are on to their gambit.

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So IT is saying Wiggins is likely and already doing work behind the scenes but don't rule out Coleman as WR coach? Hmm ok..

Its possible/probable that Coleman stays on as an analyst - not necessarily as the position coach.

3 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

He was the main recruiter for the twins? 

Seems like he may be focused on TX for them

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So IT is saying Wiggins is likely and already doing work behind the scenes but don't rule out Coleman as WR coach? Hmm ok..

Maybe be they think they can do a WR/TE split?

Outside of Banks and the never ending fictional pursuit of Brewster has there been any discussion of anyone else at TE?

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yes plus he’s from Texas. He’s starting to make more sense everyday, specially if Sark isn’t answering calls from Raymond (idk how true that is)...

Even though I know Saban had his hand in it the most intriguing recruit on there other than the twins is Jesse from Aledo. He was committed to OU for what 2years and seemed like a for sure thing and still flipped him 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Maybe be they think they can do a WR/TE split?

Outside of Banks and the never ending fictional pursuit of Brewster has there been any discussion of anyone else at TE?

Gideon, duh.

Just now, MoJames said:

Gideon, duh.

Special teams but we’ll see 

If somehow Sark gets all these Bama guys, it’s got to mean Saban is retiring right?

OC,DC,OL,WR and DB coach from a national title team all jump? Potentially even the TE coach? At some point we have to think that is absurd unless they know something else is up...

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Really... you autocorrect Saban... fuck you iphone

Perhaps this is too technical a question as the collectivization of our assholes is in the brainstorm phase, but what would the maintenance fees be in the proposed Surly Asshole-Share program and what time of year might I expect to use the Surly Asshole? I know that's two questions but the concept has me quite excited.

Futureman sock found?

Apparently we are not the only ones who did not realize he was at Texas...

 

 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

If somehow Sark gets all these Bama guys, it’s got to mean Savanna is retiring right?

OC,DC,OL,WR and DB coach from a national title team all jump? Potentially even the TE coach? At some point we have to think that is absurd unless they know something else is up...

On the surface it's absurd and that's why I refuse to believe it.  I mean Sark and Flood are being promoted to HC and OC so okay.  Even with the Saban retiring conspiracy then you have to reconcile why Sark left in the first place, since we built him up as the HCIW there.

Bama is clearly getting Urban. Or Drew Brees.

11 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

On the surface it's absurd and that's why I refuse to believe it.  I mean Sark and Flood are being promoted to HC and OC so okay.  Even with the Saban retiring conspiracy then you have to reconcile why Sark left in the first place, since we built him up as the HCIW there.

Well if he won a title there they'd be like "So what?". If he wins a title here we'll be like

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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bama is clearly getting Urban. Or Drew Brees.

Whoa. I thought Brees was coming to us as QB Coach/Game Film Editor. What did I miss?

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

So basically tfb is saying we could lose drayton and davis 

A couple of days after Hamilton already said that Drayton is happy in Austin as his girls are top notch gymnasts that train near the Woodlands.

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Has its own thread but posting here as well. @immamac and I brought the pod back. Give it a listen and make sure to subscribe and give a five star review. This episode we do a Tom Herman post mortem, initial Sark thoughts and of course coaching staff talk. Let us know what you think, thanks!

 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/surlyhorns-podcast/id1434954298#episodeGuid=877959dd-0b8a-4c71-81cd-ae1671a80a7f

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