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Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Well, Whittington would actually have to suit up first.

Ouch

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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@FloridaHorn Any big updates making a splash just ahead of the game starting? We're on pins and needles here, sir.

No worries. If you’re ever in Tampa, look me up and I will buy you a beer. 

No worries. If you’re ever in Tampa, look me up and I will buy you a beer. 

Shit, I’m in Tampa once a month. St Pete’s Beach really but sometimes Tampa.
3 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Well, Whittington would actually have to suit up first.

True that

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

except waddle and smith are better football players. 

Are they though? Or is it just a matter of development and play calling? They were rated pretty similarly out of high school. 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Are they though?

yes. 

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who can get get to replace Golding?

We just need to pretend we are hiring Golding, find out whoever Saban is going to replace him with and then offer THAT person like 4M a year to be DC

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

yes. 

Agree to disagree. I think if you swapped their teams you'd see similar results for each. 

2 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Are they though? Or is it just a matter of development and play calling? They were rated pretty similarly out of high school. 

Seriously?

Just now, Bevo said:

Seriously?

I think if whit and j Smith were on bama, surrounded by bama talent with bama coaching, their stats would be similar to d Smith and waddle.

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Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

So far Sark’s 4th down binder is money.  

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Not buying it! I’ve seen no pics of Surly bbq chicken game...

Skip the Surly-cue and hit up Babe’s! (If you’re in DFW area :-)) 

 

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

Jesus, now that would be a huge dick move.

4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

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only thing weird about that would be having those hires on staff already. Anyone know any links between Leonhard with Davis, Joseph or Gideon

8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Agree to disagree. I think if you swapped their teams you'd see similar results for each. 

You can think that, but you would be wrong.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jesus, now that would be a huge dick move.

How exactly?  We haven't announced anything? 

That TD play design to Smith made me hard. 

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

How exactly?  We haven't announced anything? 

Hah, yeah, poor phrasing. A move full of large penis energy.

Coming out of high school on 247 composite: 

Whittington : .9836

https://247sports.com/player/jordan-whittington-86085/

Waddle : .9791

https://247sports.com/player/jaylen-waddle-85880/

J. Smith : .9752

https://247sports.com/player/jake-smith-46047516/

D. Smith : .9717

https://247sports.com/player/devonta-smith-57201/

Now, a new staff isn't going to turn Jake and Whittington into the two best WRs in the country, they clearly aren't as good as those Alabama guys. Hopefully at least going forward we stop wasting and not developing the elite talent we have been signing though. 

That play design was beautiful. My dick could not be harder watching this offense 

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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only thing weird about that would be having those hires on staff already. Anyone know any links between Leonhard with Davis, Joseph or Gideon

He's only been a DC since 2017 season, so stands to reason he might fall under the "Arnett category" of a guy who might not have an infamous rolodex and be amenable to Sark and Co. assembling a dream team around him. Also, he's the DB coach at UW....

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Barbecue chicken talk on a Texas message board? Alabama win confirmed.
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Is that jizz jar chicken? I did not know such a thing existed. And they call it Alabama BBQ you say? [emoji23]

TexMex beat me to it

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3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

You can think that, but you would be wrong.

Dude, one of those guys would clearly also be the first WR heisman in decades if they’d had Wiggins and Sark. To that ludicrous point: luckily, they just might.

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That play design was beautiful. My dick could not be harder watching this offense 

It’s good to keep the yang up. 

1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

That, plus Garrett Wilson being broke in half will have me gruntled. 

I’m gonna need Day to announce his departure to the NFL and tell Ewers Mom to blow him after the game to be really happy with this one.

11 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

 Maybe that plane is picking up Brett Favre, our soon to be named QB coach who can also keep Sark in line. albert einstein vintage GIF by US National Archives

11 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

 Maybe that plane is picking up Brett Favre, our soon to be named QB coach who can also keep Sark in line. albert einstein vintage GIF by US National Archives

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17 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

You're an asset.

1 minute ago, Okcool said:

 Maybe that plane is picking up Brett Favre, our soon to be named QB coach who can also keep Sark in line. albert einstein vintage GIF by US National Archives

Crocs for everybody!

Bama's DBs look too fucking familiar

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That TD play design to Smith made me hard. 

 

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That play design was beautiful. My dick could not be harder watching this offense 

Get a room already.

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

It does look like jizz though

Quiet, you're going to attract a bunch of aggys.

Hmmmm going to laugh if Surly flightware scoops all the 9.95ers and then we have to listen to them tout how they knew but didn’t want to leak it....

If it is Leonard, who’s the DB coach or LB coach spot we are missing. We got so tied into the Bama tree that we didn’t really research these other guys

11 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

So far Sark’s 4th down binder is money.  

What's a binder?

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Instead of the fumble play I think Sark is gonna call the Touchdown play

 

 

Just now, UncleBuck said:

State’s OL moving folk.

so is their DL. when they played CLemson it was obvious they were the only team in the country that could compete with bama in the trenches

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