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    Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

  • nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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This isn't the game thread. Get your shit together.

Isn’t this QB a former 3 star recruit?  Because he looks like a first round pick. 

17 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:


Big 12 refs are calling this game so . . .

But Texas isn't participating and an OU conference title isn't on the line. Those things matter in this shitty conference.

This is probably bullshit but I'm choosing to believe its real until proven otherwise 

 

edit: just realized this probably the wrong thread for it but oh well

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Golding letting chumps like Day and Fields move the ball at will.

His DL has been outmatched so far. See how it shakes out. 17 points, first half almost over.
13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Golding defense looks like ass

But just think how good he’ll be with TEXAS players!

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

This isn't the game thread. Get your shit together.

blacklab sock confirmed

Sark, is like 5:20 till half, well if our D shows up we should be able to score twice

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tom?

No, it’s Michelle.

Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

This is probably bullshit but I'm choosing to believe its real until proven otherwise 

Lotta things to dissect there. 
1. it’s a group chat called “Coach Sark”?

2. Did he screenshot his own phone (blue bubble)?

 

Lotta things to dissect there. 
1. it’s a group chat called “Coach Sark”?
2. Did he screenshot his own phone (blue bubble)?
 

3. It’s a joke
Just now, UncleBuck said:


3. It’s a joke

4.????

5. Profit?

Update: In a strange turn of events, the plane did a complete 180 and (based on the latest trajectory/attitude I can see) appears to be descending towards St. Louis....

Mea culpa for the hype, just reporting what I see. 

52 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

Holy shit balls how is this not getting more play?! 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Who dis:

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Dalai Lama must've gave him some hard hitting inside information again

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Sark to Jacksonville. Fuck!!

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

No, it’s Michelle.

Turtlette?

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Update: In a strange turn of events, the plane did a complete 180 and (based on the latest trajectory/attitude I can see) appears to be descending towards St. Louis....

Mea culpa for the hype, just reporting what I see. 

Holy shit we're getting the WashU of St Louis TE coach

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 

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Just now, Burt Macklin said:

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

7 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Sark, is like 5:20 till half, well if our D shows up we should be able to score twice

I think you may be right lol

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

Did Henry Golding fuck your nephew?

Sark’s offense looks pretty simple to me. If you do your fucking job, collectively, we will score a shit ton of points. Now, do we have the ATH’s to do it? Starts with the beef up front, but goddamn does Bama have some playmakers too.

 

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Holy shit we're getting the WashU of St Louis TE coach

Yadier Molina couldn't find an MLB gig so he is instead joining us an QB analyst. He will split the load with Drew Brees

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

At least Golding doesn't think it's a good idea to cover Smith with a LB....yes I know it's simplistic take but still....really.

Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

Yadier Molina couldn't find an MLB gig so he is instead joining us an QB analyst 

He’s going to teach Gideon to catch.

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 


Fields is 6 of 15 passing. This is winning defense in modern college football. 

I think Sark can make Kel. Dixon into a DeVonta Smith-lite in the next few years. Dixon is a smart player.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

At least Golding doesn't think it's a good idea to cover Smith with a LB....yes I know it's simplistic take but still....really.

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

So it’s looking like Wiggins declined I guess? Would be nice to have him coming to Austin with a ring and getting to say you coached Devonta Smith to recruits.

Jesus hermione Christ. This is something. We have lots of talent at wr and I think enough talent at qb. Bijan. Just need to polish up the line via coaching and/or transfers, then lose the brake pedal and mash the gas.  

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I think you may be right lol

yep, can't wait to haz some of that next year

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So wait. Fields is 6/15 for 90 yards in the first half and people think Bama should be doing better defensively?

Did we all watch the same OSU vs Clemson game?

Seriously, surly. What in the literal fuck?

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